dwccrew wrote:

Glory Days wrote:

dwccrew wrote:

Darkon wrote:

dwccrew wrote: Speaking of strange sex, I'd like to have some strange about now.

Use your other hand.

That may work for you, but I'm ambidextrious, so I need a lending hand from a willing female.

Just paint your nails and make your hand go numb.

I feel you're way too familiar with this idea.