HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Feb 14, 2010 12:18pm
Can we come up with 50 ways as per the song?
RULES (reading comprehension test):
1) Number your "way" as we go (1 to 50)
2) ONLY ONE "WAY" PER POST...you may post again, but someone must post in between.
3) Each "way" must rhyme and end in a name. (e.g. 'slip out the back , Jack)
4) You may use lines from the song, BUT NO REPEATS.
I'll start....
1) Slip out the Back, Jack
RULES (reading comprehension test):
1) Number your "way" as we go (1 to 50)
2) ONLY ONE "WAY" PER POST...you may post again, but someone must post in between.
3) Each "way" must rhyme and end in a name. (e.g. 'slip out the back , Jack)
4) You may use lines from the song, BUT NO REPEATS.
I'll start....
1) Slip out the Back, Jack
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Feb 14, 2010 12:26pm
(2) Make a new plan, Stan.
Unfortunately hitsrus, I'm guessing many people don't know the song you are referring to. And probably several don't know who Paul Simon is.
Unfortunately hitsrus, I'm guessing many people don't know the song you are referring to. And probably several don't know who Paul Simon is.
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cam93
Posts: 128
Feb 14, 2010 12:26pm
2. cheat, pete
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Feb 14, 2010 12:48pm
we'll take "cheat, Pete" for #3
As per Manhattan Buckeye...her's the beginning of the song
"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
and with that
#4) No need to be coy, Roy
As per Manhattan Buckeye...her's the beginning of the song
"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
and with that
#4) No need to be coy, Roy
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Feb 14, 2010 12:52pm
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Some people may need the help
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sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 14, 2010 1:26pm
#5 - Punch her dad in the face, Chase.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 14, 2010 1:32pm
6) Bang her sister, mister
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commoncents
Posts: 6
Feb 14, 2010 1:37pm
7) I made your sister moan, Joan.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 14, 2010 1:39pm
8) Curbstomp the bitch, Mitch.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 14, 2010 1:40pm
9) Put it in the wrong hole, Joel
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 14, 2010 1:42pm
10) Mushroom-stamp the ho, Joe.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 14, 2010 1:50pm
11) Touch her sister's clitoris, Deloris.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 14, 2010 1:52pm
12) Piss in her eye, Guy.
BlueDevil11
Posts: 1,911
Feb 14, 2010 1:55pm
13) Hop on the bus, Gus.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 14, 2010 2:09pm
14) Suck a guys dick, Dick
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 14, 2010 2:14pm
15) Shit in the bed, Ted.
UA...#14 cracked me up! LOL! Well done!
UA...#14 cracked me up! LOL! Well done!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 14, 2010 2:31pm
16) Just take a hike, mike.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 14, 2010 2:32pm
17) Do another chick on her lawn, John.
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Hammerin'Hank
Posts: 151
Feb 14, 2010 2:44pm
18) Just do her mom, Tom.
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Feb 14, 2010 2:44pm
19) indulge your whim, Jim
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Feb 14, 2010 3:03pm
20.) Jizz in her eye, Ty.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 14, 2010 3:14pm
haha thanks! that must be quite a compliment coming from a comedian!!sherm03 wrote: 15) Shit in the bed, Ted.
UA...#14 cracked me up! LOL! Well done!
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 14, 2010 3:57pm
21) Fart while she's giving you head, Fred.
I'm not sure what made me laugh harder about it...the gay joke, or that you rhymed dick with Dick. LOL! Either way...funny shit.UA5straightin2008 wrote: haha thanks! that must be quite a compliment coming from a comedian!!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Feb 14, 2010 4:02pm
22.- Have another lick your meat, Pete
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Feb 14, 2010 4:48pm
23. Pop her asshole cherry, larry