For Valentine's Day---50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

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Feb 14, 2010 5:11pm
24) Suggest the two of you and another chick, Mick.
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Feb 14, 2010 5:21pm
25) Tell a dirty story, Morey
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Feb 14, 2010 5:27pm
26) Tell her she sucks in the sack, Mack.
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stroups
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Feb 14, 2010 5:30pm
27) Blow a big load of sperm, Sherm
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Feb 14, 2010 5:31pm
27. Throw her in trunk of our car, drive to a remote location douse the car with gas and set it on fire. Listen for her screams through the fiery glow, Joe.
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Feb 14, 2010 5:42pm
29) Tell her she got really fat, Matt.
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Feb 14, 2010 7:42pm
30) Tell her that, down there, she's a stinky mess, Wes.
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commoncents
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Feb 14, 2010 8:01pm
31) Tell her your Mom serviced my knob, Bob.
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Feb 14, 2010 8:57pm
32) Kick her out the sack, Jack
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Cat Food Flambe'
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Feb 14, 2010 9:01pm
Kiss her sheep, Bo Peep
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Feb 14, 2010 9:24pm
34. Push her ass off a cliff, Biff
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Feb 14, 2010 9:40pm
35) Tell her she ain't for shitz, Hits!
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Feb 14, 2010 9:45pm
35) take back your ring, Bing
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Apple
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Feb 14, 2010 10:17pm
36. You find out she's a closet Steelers fan, Dan.
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Feb 14, 2010 10:20pm
37. Run her over with a truck Chuck
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cam93
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Feb 14, 2010 10:50pm
punch her in her twat, gus frerotte
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Feb 14, 2010 11:29pm
cam93 wrote: punch her in her twat, gus frerotte
:D That made me laugh.
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Feb 15, 2010 12:53am
40) Ditch her at the bar, Lamar.
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Feb 15, 2010 12:55am
Chop off her head, Ted.
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Feb 15, 2010 9:47am
42) Tell her that her lip is too hairy, Barry.
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Feb 15, 2010 9:52am
43)Tell her she's too boney, Tony


C'mon...just 7 more to go!
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enigmaax
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Feb 15, 2010 9:59am
Lick your own balls, Biggie Smalls
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Feb 15, 2010 10:10am
45) Cover her with the sheets and fart, Art.
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Feb 15, 2010 12:09pm
46) Tell her you don't like what you see, Ernest T
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Feb 15, 2010 12:14pm
47) Tell her she needs to tan, Stan