1) Conservatives only believe what someone else tells them about human nature. Anything from snake-handling, to child-molesting descendents of the apostles are running our church, to terrorist attacks are God's way of punishing the US, to the earth is only a few thousand years old and man lived alongside dinosaurs.....
2) Conservatives see anyone who has untapped oil sources as our enemy and will invent reasons to invade their counrty, kill a few civilians, and implement our own form of goverment. This is America baby!!! Survival of the fittest!!!
3) Conservatives accuse liberals of not having respect for culture as we bomb the shit out of the Cradle of Civilization and destroy artifacts, ancient architecture, and ancient near eastern culture to make 'em do it OUR WAY!!!!
4) One of my best friends was serving in Iraq during Bush/Cheney and is now in Afghanistan. Ask him and his buddies who the most immoral and corrupt politician of our time is
5) Eh, whatever that means....
6) Conservatives believe too much in sky-gods. Ask the terrorists how that's working out for them......
7) Something that doesn't work and costs the country billions???