Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Feb 10, 2010 11:56am
http://textsfromlastnight.com/
I know we used to have a good thread going of these on the old huddle. I just read one that made me almost cry and thought Id start up another thread.
(949):Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
(1-949):are you seriously doing this over text message
(949):hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Some of these are great. Im sure some are fake, but a good portion are just too ridiculous to be made up.
http://textsfromlastnight.com/
I know we used to have a good thread going of these on the old huddle. I just read one that made me almost cry and thought Id start up another thread.
(949):Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
(1-949):are you seriously doing this over text message
(949):hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Some of these are great. Im sure some are fake, but a good portion are just too ridiculous to be made up.
http://textsfromlastnight.com/
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 10, 2010 11:58am
I see this site as something that is 100% made up.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Feb 10, 2010 12:00pm
I dont know about 100%. I know of some people who have had their texts show up. Not to mention some texts Ive received/sent are as bad/outrageous as these are.ernest_t_bass wrote: I see this site as something that is 100% made up.
Ill give you that I think a lot of them seem to be more of events that took place and the person may not have sent the text, rather told it the next morning etc. But the principle is still in place, imo.
Leonardo
Posts: 4,986
Feb 10, 2010 1:46pm
(402):
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Leonardo
Posts: 4,986
Feb 10, 2010 1:46pm
(314):
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Leonardo
Posts: 4,986
Feb 10, 2010 1:47pm
(703):
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Feb 10, 2010 1:47pm
It's a great time killing website!
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Feb 10, 2010 1:59pm
Haha I love this site... And I agree that some don't seem real but I've had some friends who texts have made it on their. And I agree that some might just be stuff you say to a person and not an actual text.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Feb 10, 2010 2:03pm
(757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Feb 10, 2010 2:04pm
I don't care if they're fake or not, they're still funny!
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Feb 10, 2010 2:08pm
ROFLMAOLaley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
CinciX12
Posts: 2,874
Feb 10, 2010 2:10pm
This.se-alum wrote: I don't care if they're fake or not, they're still funny!
power i
Posts: 1,296
Feb 10, 2010 2:50pm
+1Keebler wrote:ROFLMAOLaley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Feb 10, 2010 2:53pm
Hahaha This reminds me of 5 years ago when I was a sophmore in College me and 3 of my friends went to McD's and when we asked for something we said Mc in front of it(McKetchup, McNapkins, etc.) it was pretty funny and the chick who took our order wasnt that bad looking and she got a kick out of it.Laley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Feb 10, 2010 3:19pm
McTools ^
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Feb 10, 2010 5:07pm
(907):
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Feb 10, 2010 5:09pm
LOLdarbypitcher22 wrote: (907):
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Feb 10, 2010 5:37pm
(903):
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
(1-314):
Me specifically?
(903):
Yep.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
(1-314):
Me specifically?
(903):
Yep.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Feb 10, 2010 5:40pm
(419):
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Thank you Ohio
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Thank you Ohio
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Feb 10, 2010 6:19pm
(707):he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
(1-707):logic in its finest
This sounds eerily familiar to what happened to one of my roommates a couple years ago in college, lol.
(1-707):logic in its finest
This sounds eerily familiar to what happened to one of my roommates a couple years ago in college, lol.
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Feb 10, 2010 6:24pm
Haha I remember reading that one and I was like I hope its not anyone I know....bigkahuna wrote: (419):
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Thank you Ohio
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Feb 10, 2010 6:50pm
some real good ones on the front page right now...
(308):
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies
(308):
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies
Leonardo
Posts: 4,986
Feb 10, 2010 10:20pm
Same here!trackandccrunner wrote:Haha I remember reading that one and I was like I hope its not anyone I know....bigkahuna wrote: (419):
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Thank you Ohio
mexappeal12
Posts: 489
Feb 10, 2010 11:11pm
McHadToBeTheretrackandccrunner wrote:Hahaha This reminds me of 5 years ago when I was a sophmore in College me and 3 of my friends went to McD's and when we asked for something we said Mc in front of it(McKetchup, McNapkins, etc.) it was pretty funny and the chick who took our order wasnt that bad looking and she got a kick out of it.Laley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Feb 11, 2010 8:46am
McThismexappeal12 wrote:McHadToBeTheretrackandccrunner wrote:Hahaha This reminds me of 5 years ago when I was a sophmore in College me and 3 of my friends went to McD's and when we asked for something we said Mc in front of it(McKetchup, McNapkins, etc.) it was pretty funny and the chick who took our order wasnt that bad looking and she got a kick out of it.Laley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."