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mtrulz

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Feb 9, 2010 2:12 PM
Okay so what should I get my girlfriend?



NO ARROGENT TROLLS IN MY THREAD.
Feb 9, 2010 2:12pm
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gorocks99

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Feb 9, 2010 2:12 PM
Pearl necklace.

/thread
Feb 9, 2010 2:12pm
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Fab4Runner

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Feb 9, 2010 2:13 PM
Jelly Chocolate Dream.
Feb 9, 2010 2:13pm
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mtrulz

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Feb 9, 2010 2:16 PM
^^Leave.
Feb 9, 2010 2:16pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Feb 9, 2010 2:17 PM
You should leave this site as a valentine's gift to us fag
Feb 9, 2010 2:17pm
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mtrulz

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Feb 9, 2010 2:19 PM
^^Leave.
Feb 9, 2010 2:19pm
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sherm03

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Feb 9, 2010 2:20 PM
Not trying to be a dick, but don't spend a whole lot of money on her. You're fifteen (I guess) so there's no need to spend a ton of money on a girl that you probably won't be dating a month from now.

Go buy her one of those cheap $2 stuffed animals and a card from Walgreens and enjoy a night of heavy petting.

That way, when the "relationship" ends, you won't be pissed that you dropped a lot of money on some chick because of a made up holiday. If you were older, and the relationship was more serious...then you would have to worry about getting her something nice.
Feb 9, 2010 2:20pm
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mtrulz

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Feb 9, 2010 2:22 PM
^^Yeah I'm 15.
Feb 9, 2010 2:22pm
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Upper90

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Feb 9, 2010 2:22 PM
I kinda agree with Sherm.

I mean, ideally, you'll date a girl that won't put stock into a joke of a holiday such as this. But, if you are, at your "age"/possible level of commitment, might as well just go with a cheap stuffed animal, and a nice card with a heartfelt message (written by you, not some card company) in it.
Feb 9, 2010 2:22pm
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GoChiefs

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Feb 9, 2010 2:25 PM
gorocks99 wrote: Pearl necklace.

/thread
He receives...doesn't give.

But might I suggest some new hand lotion? That'll get your 'girlfriend' all nice and soft and moisturized!
Feb 9, 2010 2:25pm
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mtrulz

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Feb 9, 2010 2:27 PM
^^Broke the rule: No arrogent trolls in my thread.


Lotion would be a nice gift. I'll ask her what her favorite brand/scent is.
Feb 9, 2010 2:27pm
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Crew Love

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Feb 9, 2010 2:29 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21479321

vulva pendant

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Hilarious, but in my opinion, the inclusion of the image is definitely crossing the line in trying to keep this site moderately work-safe. I'd hate to be the sorry bastard who opens this thread as his boss - or even a co-worker - walks by.
Feb 9, 2010 2:29pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 9, 2010 2:30 PM
Maybe a nice pair of gloves to keep her warm while you are out on your paper route or something.
Feb 9, 2010 2:30pm
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mtrulz

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Feb 9, 2010 2:32 PM
^^Her hands warm you mean? If it's what I think you're saying, LEAVE.
Feb 9, 2010 2:32pm
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Feb 9, 2010 2:33 PM
Crew Love wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21479321

vulva pendant

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Hilarious, but in my opinion, the inclusion of the image is definitely crossing the line in trying to keep this site moderately work-safe. I'd hate to be the sorry bastard who opens this thread as his boss - or even a co-worker - walks by.
fixed it for ya, i didnt think it was that bad i mean it is a legitimate thing that they sell and people do buy them, but then again, i see what your saying
Feb 9, 2010 2:33pm
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Feb 9, 2010 2:37 PM
mtrulz wrote: ^^Her hands warm you mean? If it's what I think you're saying, LEAVE.
Not her hands, I mean HER.
Feb 9, 2010 2:37pm
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mtrulz

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Feb 9, 2010 2:38 PM
^^LEAVE.
Feb 9, 2010 2:38pm
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GoChiefs

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Feb 9, 2010 2:39 PM
mtrulz wrote: ^^Broke the rule: No arrogent trolls in my thread.


Lotion would be a nice gift. I'll ask her what her favorite brand/scent is.
Go back to 3rd grade and learn to spell. Or at least look it up next time. Hell..even the site highlights it for you when you misspell a word, ratard. Does your hand answer you when you ask it questions? That's disturbing.
Feb 9, 2010 2:39pm
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Apple

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Feb 9, 2010 3:04 PM
mtrulz- You're asking advice so here's my 2 cents:

1. You need to not respond to posts that bum you out. Writing "^^^LEAVE" just fuels the fire. Just ignore the nonsense. I've found that in most cases, the best thing said is what you don't say.

2. I agree with the sherm about your V-Day thing. I'd go cheap with a card and maybe a cute little/cheap stuffed panther or a black and white hair scrunchy she can wear when she cheers. Be sure to personalize/romantisize the card by saying something like the next time you go out, she gets as many kisses as points you score in your next game.
Feb 9, 2010 3:04pm
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vball10set

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Feb 9, 2010 3:06 PM
a cream filled twinkie :p
Feb 9, 2010 3:06pm
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Feb 9, 2010 3:07 PM
^^^ In a double wrapper
Feb 9, 2010 3:07pm
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dancinbear

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Feb 9, 2010 3:08 PM
yep go cheap as long as you can....if you get her something nice this year, it'll set a precedent for the rest of the vdays that you're with her.
Feb 9, 2010 3:08pm
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Fab1b

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Feb 9, 2010 3:16 PM
Since you don't actually have a girlfriend this is easy....NOTHING!!
Feb 9, 2010 3:16pm
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vball10set

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Feb 9, 2010 3:30 PM
^^^LMAO--'nuff said!!!
Feb 9, 2010 3:30pm