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UA5straightin2008

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Feb 8, 2010 5:05 PM
Soda Popinski wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
mtrulz wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
Fail.

Epic fail.
Feb 8, 2010 5:05pm
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Heretic

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Feb 8, 2010 5:06 PM
I feel like I'm in Groundhog Day or something!
Feb 8, 2010 5:06pm
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Soda Popinski

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Feb 8, 2010 5:13 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
Soda Popinski wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
mtrulz wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
Fail.

Epic fail.
Feb 8, 2010 5:13pm
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chicago510

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Feb 8, 2010 5:18 PM
^^LOL
Feb 8, 2010 5:18pm
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iclfan2

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Feb 8, 2010 7:52 PM
Hahaha the "See this shit" picture after three failed pic posting had me laughing out loud.
Feb 8, 2010 7:52pm
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ohiotiger33

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Feb 8, 2010 7:54 PM
Hahahaha ^^^ me too. I have never failed at posting a pic.
Feb 8, 2010 7:54pm
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NNN

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Feb 9, 2010 12:18 AM
Guy walks into a bar and orders five shots of tequila, which he promptly slams down one after the other. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, you must be celebrating something. What's the occasion?" Guy puts down the last shot glass and says, "First blowjob."

Bartender says, "Heck, for that I'll pour you five more on the house." Guy says, "No thanks, if those five didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think the next five will either."
Feb 9, 2010 12:18am
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Feb 9, 2010 3:08 AM
NNN wrote: Guy walks into a bar and orders five shots of tequila, which he promptly slams down one after the other. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, you must be celebrating something. What's the occasion?" Guy puts down the last shot glass and says, "First blowjob."

Bartender says, "Heck, for that I'll pour you five more on the house." Guy says, "No thanks, if those five didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think the next five will either."
HAHA. Damn that made me laugh.......
Feb 9, 2010 3:08am
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Feb 9, 2010 3:13 AM
Haha that gave me a good laugh for night thanks NNN.
Feb 9, 2010 3:13am
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mtrulz

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Feb 9, 2010 11:45 AM
Big fail for starting a thread, (not surprisingly though). Bigger failure posting pics with nothing in them!!!!
Feb 9, 2010 11:45am
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charliehustle14

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Feb 9, 2010 12:15 PM
mtrulz wrote: Big fail for starting a thread, (not surprisingly though). Bigger failure posting pics with nothing in them!!!!
You're truly one annoying piss ant.
Feb 9, 2010 12:15pm
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Swamp Fox

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Feb 9, 2010 4:12 PM
I think I now know far more about semen than was necessary. I do believe in a liberal arts education but I don't think I will have an opportunity to use all of my new found knowledge. Semen generally isn't a very interesting academic topic. Plus, how do you casually start that conversation? "Hey Frank, did you know that if you drink coffee, your semen may taste bitter"?
Feb 9, 2010 4:12pm
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GoChiefs

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Feb 9, 2010 5:24 PM
Swamp Fox wrote: Plus, how do you casually start that conversation? "Hey Frank, did you know that if you drink coffee, your semen may taste bitter"?
I guess that's better than "Hey Frank, I had fruit last night. Wanna taste?"
Feb 9, 2010 5:24pm
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BRF

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Feb 9, 2010 5:41 PM
If you are ever feeling down about yourself, just remember this...................you were the big winner in a race against millions when you were conceived!!!!
Feb 9, 2010 5:41pm
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Feb 9, 2010 5:49 PM
BRF wrote: If you are ever feeling down about yourself, just remember this...................you were the big winner in a race against millions when you were conceived!!!!
Unless you're mtrulz....In his case the rest of the world suffered when he won his race.
Feb 9, 2010 5:49pm
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Feb 9, 2010 6:49 PM
bigkahuna wrote: Unless you're mtrulz....In his case the rest of the world suffered when he won his race.
And here I was trying to be "up beat"! :)

Never thought about it that way! :D
Feb 9, 2010 6:49pm
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Hammerin'Hank

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Feb 9, 2010 6:51 PM
Way more information than I need.
Feb 9, 2010 6:51pm
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Feb 9, 2010 7:03 PM
Feb 9, 2010 7:03pm
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UA5straightin2008

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Feb 9, 2010 7:03 PM
LOL!!!!

that one got me
Feb 9, 2010 7:03pm
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Feb 9, 2010 11:32 PM
bigkahuna wrote: Unless you're mtrulz....In his case the rest of the world suffered when he won his race.
LOL?
Feb 9, 2010 11:32pm