ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:



or we could google ur name and nothing would come up.

Zing!

osu45804 wrote: HAHAHA Betty White

That old bitch got what she deserved! What ever possessed her and that rotting corpse Abe Vigoda to do a commercial like that without getting hurt?

Crew Love wrote: On a related note, Anheuser-Busch needs to get a new creative team and/or hire a new marketing firm.

Budweiser and Bud Light commercials used to earn at least a few yearly mentions among the top Super Bowl ads, but the last two to three years have been far cries from that heyday.

Probably because they sold their company to a company called ImBev. Their company (ImBev.) is cutting costs everywhere including selling their theme parks like SeaWorld.

it was funny to see Dave, Oprah, and Jay together on the couch.
Conan was probably in the kitchen doing up the dishes.

Hearing Betty White say "That's not what your girlfriend says" was awesome. The Dorito Samurai is the only one that beats that IMO.

I seriously had no idea that Abe Vigoda was still with us...I thought he was ancient way back in the 70's when he was on 'Barney Miller'.

Good for him!

september63 wrote:

Google Justin Zwick and read the college career link. Even Wikopedia manages to bash Zwick within the first paragraph!! LOL

Maybe b/c it is submitted by people, and not a research team looking things up. Thats how wikipedia works. So, if you wanna believe everything you read there, go ahead.

And its spelled WIKIPEDIA, with an I. Do they teach anything in Dover, besides how to skip out of a contract?

Doritos Warrior was the best. For all the other horrible commercials they had, they saved the best for last.

This was a down year, in general. I thought the Google ad was nice, but not funny or anything anyone would remember a week from now.

Sykotyk

budweiser/human bridge was the best.

The Letterman promo was the best--and most surprising.

Disappointed in the Budweiser clydesdale commercial. Can usually count on a good one there. The longhorn steer was lame.

The Betty White commercial was my favorite this year.

ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

Heretic wrote: Yeah...Mauk at least had a period of time in college where he was relevant, as opposed to the dude who went from mediocrity to being Cap'n Clipboard.

Relevant lol.. to whom? "Cap'n Clipboard" started at QB at tOSU.. what have you accomplished?.. Moderator on freehuddle? lol.

Great job, Zwick!!! You took my comparison of one Division I-A quarterback to another and turned it into a comparison of a Division I-A quarterback to me!!! Unfortunately, my IQ is at least a slight bit above that of a grapefruit, so that attempt at an argument really falls flat...

That would be like me comparing a Division I-A quarterback to a dude who regularly posts on a message board about how he seemingly has a different girlfriend on a near-nightly basis, while discussing how his bosses, equals and inferiors at work ALL know less about how to get things done correctly than him. With every single post being a cry for validation. "Look at me, I'm Ohio's James Bond!!!!"

Keep on keepin' on man! You could inspire a new "Real Men of Genius" commercial if your game becomes more widespread! "Here's to you, Mr. Message Board Dude Who's More Awesome Than Us..."

What they needed to do was, at the end, show the Bud Light commercials and then view their conference room with "February 6, 2010," and then have the executives' responses be a collective "'all of those sucked! This is all we have for the Super Bowl?!' then with a depressed look say 'I need a beer.....'" only to be excited when they pull out some Bud Lights.

That at least would've been funny, and the self-deprecation would've been bordeline hilarious, because their commercials were terrible!


Also, during the Denny's commercial with the President, if the President chicken would've been a brown chicken (They do exist! My sister is an organic farmer!) that would've been pretty funny too.

Overall, I laughed at maybe three commercials. Fucking terrible.

i think doritos was the best overall

Conan was asked to appear on the Letterman commercial. He declined. Coco must still have hurt feelings.