Strippers!!!!!!!!

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wes_mantooth
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Feb 7, 2010 1:15pm
It was actually a 40 dollar membership that was good for a year....I think. I never went back though.
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IggyPride00
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Feb 7, 2010 1:23pm
Now's a good time to pay tribute to the strip club king of the world: Al Bundy.

At the Nudie Bar

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Feb 7, 2010 1:37pm
Count me in as another guy who just isn't fan of strip clubs. It was kinda fun the first few times but then the enjoyment of it just wore off. Just don't see the point in paying so much to see a naked woman and have her grind on me. Theres free porn to see naked women and if I want a girl to grind on me Im sure I could go to a bar/club and find one.
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WeAreNC
Posts: 192
Feb 7, 2010 2:38pm
Like Chris Rock said. There is no award for Father of the year.. But if your daughter is dancing on a pole, you really fucked up as a father. Nothing wrong with a hot stripper though. :)
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2kool4skool
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Feb 7, 2010 4:17pm
I only go to strip clubs for the lulz and the stories. Outside of that they're just a cock-tease.
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Sage
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Feb 7, 2010 4:46pm
guys who don't like strip clubs must not like naked chicks and don't appreciate the Lulz.
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dwccrew
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Feb 7, 2010 5:05pm
^^^^Says the guy who would give sex up for a year to go on a 2 week vacation all expenses paid.
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Sage
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Feb 7, 2010 5:23pm
Cause I'd be having more sex in those two weeks than you would have in your life, dwc.
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dwccrew
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Feb 7, 2010 5:30pm
^^^That was a clever remark, something I'd expect out of someone who is probably 21 or 22. I remember when I saw my first naked lady too. But all the sex I've had I haven't had to pay for, you on the other hand, we're not so sure. But I hope you had fun at the strip club. Did you do drugs too? Maybe one day I can be as cool as you and post on the Freehuddle while paying for lap dances at a strip club. Nice job youngin'.
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Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Feb 7, 2010 5:43pm
It's like going to the to the Parade of Homes. After the second or third stop, the novelty wears off and you're just wasting a day looking at things you'll never be able to afford.
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Mr. 300
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Feb 7, 2010 6:27pm
What a waiste of $$$$$. Never liked going after seeing the skanks that show up and do their thing. I get it whenever and however for free, plus get a striptease thrown in when requested.

Clubs are for those that suffer from little man syndrome like Sage.
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Tigerfan00
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Feb 7, 2010 6:39pm
Sage is the type of guy who brags to anyone that has ears because no one willingly wants to listen to him that he hooked up with a bunch of chicks the night before but fails to them that all he did was go to a strip club.

Congrats Sage, you had chicks rub on you who have serious cockbreath and crabs.
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Sage
Posts: 2,070
Feb 7, 2010 8:24pm
Ah, yes... I've heard this all before.

You have all paid for sex. Each and every one of you. Ever taken a chick out on a date? Whyd you do that? For her companionship? Lollllll.

I know you guys all take yourself seriously and are way too adult to imagine getting drunk and going to the strip club.

Lighten the fuck up.
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thedynasty1998
Posts: 6,844
Feb 7, 2010 8:50pm
Did you post on freehuddle while at the strip club?

If so, remind me to never visit that strip club.
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ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Feb 7, 2010 10:06pm
"Look but don't touch" just isn't how I roll...

Therefore, strip clubs aren't my cup of tea.
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Glory Days
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Feb 7, 2010 10:09pm
there is a strip club around where i am thats more like a bar. me and my buddies go there just to have a beer and watch the cavs or other games they show. the girls are just a side show, really dont even spend money on them.
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slingshot4ever
Posts: 4,085
Feb 7, 2010 10:32pm
dwccrew wrote: Waste of money for guys who can't get laid. It'd be like paying for a steak and having it set in front of you but not being able to eat it.
Which is why I will never go to another Ohio strip club. In Michigan you can touch T&A during lap dances.
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Cat Food Flambe'
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Feb 7, 2010 10:36pm
^^^ Given the appearence of most women from Michigan that I've met, this may or may not be a good thing...
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slingshot4ever
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Feb 7, 2010 11:40pm
^^^^

Haha, I wouldn't have thought so either. But go to Bouzukis up by Greektown, oh mama.
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O-Trap
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Feb 8, 2010 4:39am
Been to a few back in the day. Last one I went to was a place in NYC. Can't remember the name. What I remember? Seeing middle-aged, balding, overweight, sweaty schmucks stuck in middle management staring and throwing money at a topless girl who couldn't have been 20.

One of the most pitiful and creepy experiences of my life. I went back to my hotel room and got laid. It was just the better choice.
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hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Feb 8, 2010 5:08am
I went to a strip club once. Platinum in Toledo on Alexis Road, as a matter of fact..

$20 to get into the damn door. A bunch of us went as a "senior trip" type of thing. The entire club was full of us Sandusky High seniors, it was actually pretty hilarious.

The strippers were alright, a couple were really hot.. However, I too, don't understand the appeal. That night me and a few others sat at the stage.. That was interesting. Mind you, this was when you were allowed to touch ;)

But, the best part of the night, was when two of the girls who came with our group got on stage, took their shirts off and started making out. That is something you won't forget, lol..

Of course, one of our friends felt the need to get one last "private dance" for an extra $20.. Little did he know, our one friend had his wallet because it fell on the floor...

Knowing this, we all left the club and took the car across the street and parked in the plaza. A few minutes later, he's being escorted out by Roid Bouncer and looks like he's about to shit himself.

We finally pull up about 5 minutes later and bail him out, but the shear look on his face is still something we get on him about.

But strip clubs? Never will catch me at one again. R-I-P O-F-F..
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rookie_j70
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Feb 8, 2010 7:52am
^^ Plainum. Their commericals are so damn annoying!! If you ever listen to 88.7 or 104.7, they play commericals for Platinum like every 30 seconds it seems like. I listen to Bob & Tom on 104.7 on my way to school (about a 20 minute drive) I heard an ad for Platinum 4 times in 20 minutes.
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Drums of War
Posts: 356
Feb 8, 2010 8:51am
rookie_j70 wrote: ^^ Plainum. Their commericals are so damn annoying!!
I sold and H2 to the owner. He was a really good guy. Seemed to care about his business and his employees. I had to visit a few times during the day, and met some of the girls "off the clock". All in all a really nice group of folks there. Changed my opinion of the industry a bit.
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krambman
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Feb 8, 2010 11:36am
The concept of strip clubs that serve food has always freaked me out. If you're there long enough to need to eat a meal, then you've been there too long.
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jordo212000
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Feb 8, 2010 11:58am
krambman wrote: The concept of strip clubs that serve food has always freaked me out. If you're there long enough to need to eat a meal, then you've been there too long.
I can't imagine ever being hungry enough to order food from a strip club