What about a guy that has attended 484 consecutive girls basketball games?

^^^And he's not even a coach.

Men who play softball are gay

So is sucking dick for crack, but I'm sure you've done that. Seriously, what is the issue these last two days?

I think it's time to stop trying to be "internet tough guy." It was funny at first, now you're just being annoying, hateful and ludicrous.

I disagree with Sage, but I also disagree with those who bash Soccer. (I personally hate soccer).

While I disagree with Sage, I still laugh my arse off at all of this b/c so many of you are actually worked up.

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Why do people all slob on Sage's knob? He is not funny. His act is amateur at best. Any person who comes on a message board and brags about taking drugs and then rips people who are doing something with their lives is a complete and utter failure.

Sage fails at TEH FUNNIE and if I could travel back in time, I defininetly would have convinced his mother to have an abortion(Even Though I am against abortions in general.)

Now I am sure he will probably come on here and pretend to rip me to shreds and actually believe that I would value his opinion on anything, so to save you the time, I will provide your material for you.

Yes, my username is probably gay but in all actuality I really do piss money because I am ballin like that.

I do love Drew Brees and would probably have gay sex with him.

Yes I probably am a loser who will never get anywhere in life and I go to bed everynight crying myself to sleep because I failed at life.

And once you do that, I will be very upset and think "Man that internet bad ass really got me and I wish I could be like him"

So in closing, you can go eat a camel's dick for all I care.
SMH

P.S. Sorry for the post, but I am just sick of this ass hat thinking he is funny and/or tough

patriots34 wrote: I agree with you sage... softball is for pussies... I love how you talk shit about softball and all these pussies are talking shit about soccer... Guaranteed none of these douchebags could handle a soccer pitch but they can hit a softball a mile... lol... soccer is the world's sport and just because the American squad isn't as good as the rest of the world everybody on this message board is acting like soccer sucks. i played baseball in high school and i could hit a slow pitch softball out of the park... Soccer on the other other hand takes skill that none of these bashers could even handle so they try to talk shit about it, when in fact it is THE best sport in the world. It's bullshit, America is trying to catch up with with rest of the world in soccer, but we can't get up there so soccer sucks... I know that if we have won a world cup or two soccer would be one of the most popular sports in the world but since we often lose to the best countries in the world soccer sucks haha.

The reason sucker sucks in the U.S. is because there aren't that many boys who are comfortable prancing around in knee socks and shorts kicking a ball. Couple that with the fact that girls are also playing the game. Thank God there are still fathers around that raise there sons to be strong and be a leader so these young men choose to play other sports.

pmoney25 wrote:Sage fails at TEH FUNNIE

I disagree. Look at these responses. It makes me laugh, so I see that as win.

pmoney25 wrote: P.S. Sorry for the post, but I am just sick of this ass hat thinking he is funny and/or tough

You are just feeding the "a$$" of whom you speak. Honestly, if you are sick of it, then don't click. You think Sage is going to change?

Soccer became very popular worldwide because it could be played inexpensively, anywhere. I attribute it's worldwide success to economics more than anything else.

ernest_t_bass wrote:

pmoney25 wrote:Sage fails at TEH FUNNIE

I disagree. Look at these responses. It makes me laugh, so I see that as win.

pmoney25 wrote: P.S. Sorry for the post, but I am just sick of this ass hat thinking he is funny and/or tough

You are just feeding the "a$$" of whom you speak. Honestly, if you are sick of it, then don't click. You think Sage is going to change?

No I do not think he will change, that is why he will probably die of an overdose within 5-10 years.

I will never comment or say anything about him again, just wanted to say what I said because it is embarassing how some people on here hang on his nuts like he is the real deal when he is the biggest joke on here. I will not reply back on this thread or reply back to him when he writes his sloppy comeback.

karen lotz wrote: Soccer will never be relevant in the US

Well, considering it already is, i would say you're wrong.

ESPN is starting to show games all the time, and are in talks for big-time deals with major European leagues.

Which means they have the viewership.

^ESPN also shows women's college lacrosse. I wouldn't get too excited.

bases_loaded wrote: I was all state, all eastern district, all league in baseball...played 4 years after high school, it got boring for me. I like golfing on sundays and softball allows me to stay competitive and not spend all day on the weekend in 100 degree weather playing double headers. I will not have a faggy soccer player tell me what real sports are.

Just about everyone i played baseball with in high school, and even guys that didnt play baseball that were competitive in other sports play softball. I can see someone who isnt a very good athlete having the view sage has so thats what im going to assume is the case.

LOL.

Yea, you're such a good athlete, that's why you have to resort to a fag sport to actually play something competitive?

Can we make something clear here: nobody on this forum is even a remotely talented athlete. If you were, you'd have been paid to play a sport.

You definitely wouldn't be a male cheerleader.

And LOL x 10 at the douche knocking soccer wo is a NASCAR fan and LOl x. 10 at the bandwagon Saints fan.

Sage wrote: Saw a thread on men getting uniforms for SLOW pitch SOFTball.
Never understood this. Don't girls play softball?

I don't fuck with it cuz the rootword of Softball is SOFT.

And SLOW pitch? What the fuck. You can't even play a girls sport correctly? Then why the hell are you even playing.

Not to mention... BIG BALLs.

Smells like a fag sport to me. Add in the dudes who act like they're major leaguers, while playing SOFTball, and its a sport for cornballs.

Srsly. Get a clue, fellahs.

These are probably the same dudes who shave their chest and wear girls jeans tho.

I happen to remember you being in a wedding of a guy that LOVES softball

Lol, Puff. I had completely forgotten about that.

I will take one out of JC's books though.... Love the sinner, hate the sin.

I play slowpitch. I hope my family never finds out.

Sage wrote: Lol, Puff. I had completely forgotten about that.

I will take one out of JC's books though.... Love the sinner, hate the sin.

touche'

Def Leopard wrote: The reason sucker sucks in the U.S. is because there aren't that many boys who are comfortable prancing around in knee socks and shorts kicking a ball. Couple that with the fact that girls are also playing the game. Thank God there are still fathers around that raise there sons to be strong and be a leader so these young men choose to play other sports.

haha i didnt want to get into this debate, but really? football players were spandex pants. every play starts of with another player reaching between the legs of a guy bending over infront of him. and yes, females are playing full contact football, they even have their own league.

Yup. Sure looks like an organization of hard hitters and ballers.

They also have a FLAG FOOTBALL DIVISION. And you guys are BRAGGING about playing this shit? Get real.

Sage wrote: And LOL x 10 at the douche knocking soccer wo is a NASCAR fan and LOl x. 10 at the bandwagon Saints fan.

Can you say douche anymore? I never knocked soccer dumbass..I said I hated it. That doesn't mean I'm knocking it. To each his own. It's just not for me. Maybe you should go look at my post on the thread about soccer being for fairies. Here's where you call me a douche 30 more times..so let me get that out of the way for you.

Softball and Flag Football are like any other sport...it depends on what level you play at....i have seen both played at extremely high levels....i know for a fact that sage wouldnt want to play the hot corner in a top mens division softball game

This thread is fucking hilarious.

I completely agree with Sage. During the spring every year you can head to Beekman park and watch a bunch of 20 year old guys dress in tight baseball pants, except to play softball and take it too seriously, it's great.

They have intramural baseball too, but softball is much more popular.

I've played baseball and I was good. While I played catcher 98% of my career, I have no doubt I would be able to play the "hot corner" in a softball game. It'd be like catching a god damn beach ball.

Predictable freehuddle moment:

Someone is going to make an unfunny joke about the fact that Sage said he played catcher.

Bank on it.

Unless I just ruined the idea of someone doing it by actually saying someone was going to do it.

(But, if you were going to, you can admit it.)