What would you do in a Zombie Outbreak!?

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Heretic

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Feb 3, 2010 2:33 PM
1. If it's new-age fast zombies, I might as well just kill myself and join the frenzy. I'm not exactly a speedster, so no sense in delaying the inevitable.

2. If it's Romero-style slow zombies, it's the perfect chance to dispose of people I find irritating. Put a bullet in their heads and claim they're zombies = murder made foolproof. While reinventing myself as a sort of feudal warlord using my murderous sadism as a route to bag previously unattainable chicks.
Feb 3, 2010 2:33pm
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killdeer

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Feb 3, 2010 2:36 PM
call Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and the attacking giant squid.
(see other thread)
Feb 3, 2010 2:36pm
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Mr Pat

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Feb 3, 2010 3:06 PM
2quik4u wrote:
Mr Pat wrote: Mall would be way too crowded! Ever since people saw those movies people would flock there in case of emergency and you'd have a lot bigger problems then zombies.
it was a joke bro
I got that, that's why I put the "!" bro.
Feb 3, 2010 3:06pm
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berry

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Feb 3, 2010 4:06 PM
For ultimate safety, you should probably just hang out with BRF.

In the real world, no way in hell would anybody be caught dead around him.
Feb 3, 2010 4:06pm
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Strapping Young Lad

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Feb 3, 2010 4:09 PM
Rob the pharmacy up the street then hole up for a few weeks. Then after i ran out I'd have to kill some zombies on my way to another pharmacy across town and hope the looters left something good.
Feb 3, 2010 4:09pm
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MANAZE

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Feb 3, 2010 9:36 PM
Swamp Fox wrote: Do Zombies eat each other?
no. but then again I wouldn't doubt in the end there might be zombie cannibals humm.... that would make a good zombie movie.
Feb 3, 2010 9:36pm
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MANAZE

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Feb 3, 2010 9:38 PM
2quik4u wrote: manaze needs to set some ground rules like where we start and how many zombies are outside
Start it like Night of the Living Dead. Still more humans than zombies but no one knows what really is going on. There are between 15-20 zombies out side but every hour with every growl the numbers grow.
Feb 3, 2010 9:38pm
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MANAZE

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Feb 3, 2010 10:06 PM
when you say you haven't seen them clib stairs do you mean like walk up a flight of stairs? cause they can do that. now if you destory the stair wells you'd be really safe as long as they didn't get enough zombies to crawl on top of one another to get you.
Feb 3, 2010 10:06pm
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redstreak one

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Feb 3, 2010 10:15 PM
Shotguns are key, especially if you a double 00 buck shot. Strong enough to split the head, yet pattern wise big enough not to have to be a good shot. I like my chances in Pike county, small population would give me a head start. You guys in large urban areas might as well put yourselves out of misery!
Feb 3, 2010 10:15pm
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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Feb 3, 2010 10:18 PM
My S&W 500 will solve my zombie problems
Feb 3, 2010 10:18pm
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Trueblue23

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Feb 3, 2010 10:19 PM
Man this could be epic.

I've watched so many zombie movies, I really think I would survive.
Feb 3, 2010 10:19pm
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Feb 4, 2010 1:34 AM
zombies do not swim but they do walk in the water. if you were to be on a house boat you'd have to stay in water at least 12 feet deep to be safe. If you would ever drop anker you would be a major risk as the zombies could climb up the anker and on to your boat.
Feb 4, 2010 1:34am
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hoops23

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Feb 4, 2010 1:44 AM
lol awesome. Love Zombie stuff.

Obviously, you have to find a nice area where you can set up shelter that is protected and stock up on plenty of weapons/food..

Or you could go the Zombieland route :)

One thing not to do, is go to the mall! haha.
Feb 4, 2010 1:44am
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Feb 4, 2010 1:46 AM
I Wear Pants wrote: 1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Ah, the Zombie Survival Guide! Great read lol.
Feb 4, 2010 1:46am
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said_aouita

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Feb 4, 2010 6:34 AM
Duh! Two words.

Chuck

Norris



The end.
Feb 4, 2010 6:34am
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MANAZE

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Feb 4, 2010 11:15 AM
Chuck Norris would get his beard eaten off.
Feb 4, 2010 11:15am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Feb 4, 2010 6:46 PM
I'd go to the Winchester
Feb 4, 2010 6:46pm
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MANAZE

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Feb 5, 2010 2:19 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: I'd go to the Winchester
haha just don't turn on the jukebox!
Feb 5, 2010 2:19am
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hoops23

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Feb 5, 2010 3:28 AM
Last 3 posts were money.
Feb 5, 2010 3:28am
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MANAZE

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Feb 5, 2010 4:29 AM
I guess this is a good time to ask this question.

What movie do you think had the best zombie survial plan?
Feb 5, 2010 4:29am
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sabre34

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Feb 5, 2010 10:07 AM
heres my question whos to say that the zombies dont learn how to shoot guns themselves and therefore no longer have to chase their prey. just shoot and eat
Feb 5, 2010 10:07am
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MANAZE

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Feb 5, 2010 12:54 PM
the problem with zombies shooting is that I just don't think they'll ever get to reload the gun. With rigamortis kicking in, I think by the time they figure out how to shot it that it won't be long before they just break their fingers off every time they pull the trigger.
Feb 5, 2010 12:54pm
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MANAZE

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Feb 5, 2010 8:44 PM
this has happened in some recent movies such as Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland where people try fooling the zombies.
Feb 5, 2010 8:44pm
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Feb 5, 2010 8:54 PM
the crazies looks like a pretty good movie
Feb 5, 2010 8:54pm
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BuckeyeBlue

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Feb 5, 2010 9:32 PM
I think the answer is obvious. I would go live in a castel surrounded by a moat of fire. In this mote of fire would live a species of home-bread alligators that eat zombies. My castle would be large enough to raise/grow my own animals and such for food. For this plan to ultimately succeed, I would have to build this castle somwhere with a natural spring or some decent source of water inside it too. So I would. Obviously.
Feb 5, 2010 9:32pm