RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that nude photos AND video of Snooki are for sale and being shopped to various media outlets.
The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.
And if it’s not Snooki in the photos then she has an identical twin!

I’m gonna guess it was her. There’s nothing in our world that looks like that. She’s like something that shows up after you’ve been cursed. Like you’d make fun of some gypsy after you stepped on a doll that looks like Snooki and then a week later Snooki will have come to life and crossed over into this world. At first you’ll just hear little footsteps running around late at night, then you’ll see a menacing little goblin in the mirror behind you or peering out from behind the arm of the couch before disappearing. Then one day you get fired and your car is stolen and you come home and your girlfriend has been hacked into a thousand pieces, and this fat little chupacabra here comes out pointing a stick at you with some kind of instructions and a warning.