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coyotes22

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Feb 18, 2010 10:33 PM
Have I not yet left OHI-O!!!!!
Feb 18, 2010 10:33pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 19, 2010 12:30 AM
BRF wrote:
dwccrew wrote: I'll remember that when I'm your age and popping viagra and having someone with "youth and ability" changing my shitty diapers. :)
The only thing that is saving you from a beat down courtesy of our members is the emoticon at the end of your statement.
Eh, I'm not scared. I've learned from the best how to handle you old timers!


Feb 19, 2010 12:30am
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brutus161

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Feb 19, 2010 6:04 AM
God, for
Once, please
Allow me
To not poop myself
Feb 19, 2010 6:04am
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Darkon

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Feb 19, 2010 6:39 AM
Grumpy
Old
Ass's
Talking
Shit

:P
Feb 19, 2010 6:39am
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Swamp Fox

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Feb 19, 2010 4:02 PM
I think I like Berry's post the best because it is, essentially, what we do on here! I. of course, attempt to maintain a certain level of civility which is often absent in our posts.
Feb 19, 2010 4:02pm
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ManO'War

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Feb 19, 2010 4:07 PM
How about "The few people over 50 that know how to use a computer"
Feb 19, 2010 4:07pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 19, 2010 4:12 PM
"our kids call us when they need money"
Feb 19, 2010 4:12pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Feb 19, 2010 6:28 PM
dwccrew wrote:
Cat Food Flambe' wrote: Remember Glasshoppahs...

Old age and treachery trumps youth and ability every time :)
I'll remember that when I'm your age and popping viagra and having someone with "youth and ability" changing my shitty diapers. :)
Before I get to that point, my kids will "take Dad on an Alaska cruise" and dump me on on ice floe in the Bering Sea. :)
Feb 19, 2010 6:28pm
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BRF

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Feb 19, 2010 10:51 PM
dwCcrew:

Feb 19, 2010 10:51pm
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coyotes22

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Feb 19, 2010 10:53 PM
BRF wrote: dwCcrew:

You ARE having a bad day, eh?
Feb 19, 2010 10:53pm
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BRF

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Feb 19, 2010 10:55 PM
I'm going to send you a PM.
Feb 19, 2010 10:55pm
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coyotes22

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Feb 19, 2010 11:39 PM
BRF wrote: I'm going to send you a PM.
Received and Replied
Feb 19, 2010 11:39pm
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hang_loose

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Feb 20, 2010 4:41 AM
Does it have to have GOATS in it??? I read one somewhere (could have been on this site) that said something like "boy, whatever you think your are, I AM!!!"
Feb 20, 2010 4:41am
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Salmom

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Feb 20, 2010 8:56 AM
Thought all of us "old timers" woule enjoy this and everything is true! :)

To Those of Us Born

1925 - 1970

~~~~~~~~~

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE

1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank

while they were pregnant.




They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.



Then, after that trauma, we were

put to sleep on our tummies

in baby cribs covered

with bright colored lead-based paints.



We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets,

and, when we rode our bikes,

we had baseball caps,

not helmets, on our heads.



As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes..



Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.



We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.


We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.


We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And we weren't overweight.

WHY?

Because we were always outside playing...that's why!



We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day.

--And, we were OKAY.



We would spend hours building

our go-carts out of scraps

and then ride them down the hill,

only to find out we forgot the brakes.. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.


We did not have Play Stations, Nintendos and X-boxes. There were

no video games, no 150 channels on cable,

no video movies or DVDs,

no surround-sound or CDs,

no cell phones,

no personal computers,

no Internet and no chat rooms.


WE HAD FRIENDS

and we went outside and found them!



We fell out of trees, got cut,

broke bones and teeth,

and there were no lawsuits

from those accidents.

We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong paddles, or just a bare hand, and no one would call child services to report abuse.



We ate worms, and mud pies

made from dirt, and

the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls, and

-although we were told it would happen- we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts

and not everyone made the team.

Those who didn't had to learn

to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!


These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers,

problem solvers, and inventors ever.



The past 50 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas..




We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.


If YOU are one of those born

between 1925-1970, CONGRATULATIONS!



You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.



While you are at it, forward it to your kids, so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were.


Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it ?

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Feb 20, 2010 8:56am
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HitsRus

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Feb 20, 2010 9:05 AM
Thanks for the reminder:):)
Feb 20, 2010 9:05am
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Swamp Fox

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Feb 20, 2010 9:06 AM
Thanks for the memories, Salmom! And it was a far better time for all of us. It wasn't someone else's fault when we screwed up. It was ours. The way it should be.
Feb 20, 2010 9:06am
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Salmom

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Feb 20, 2010 9:09 AM
I sent this to my daughter and she replied back, "this doesn't apply to me MOTHER." Ya want an ass whoopin' young lady?! :)
Feb 20, 2010 9:09am
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Apple

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Feb 20, 2010 10:45 AM
Salmom wrote: Thought all of us "old timers" woule enjoy this and everything is true! :)

To Those of Us Born

1925 - 1970

~~~~~~~~~

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE

1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!!...

...You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good...
I've seen this assessment attesting to the nostalgia of how the older generations grew up.

The one thing missing is that is was also this same group of people who convinced the government TO REGULATE and lawyers TO GET involved.
Feb 20, 2010 10:45am
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ytownfootball

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Feb 20, 2010 10:58 AM
Nah Apple, it was the womens rights groups who were burning bras and looking for ways out of the kitchen leaving "latchkey" kids at home causing inflation, and the "keeping up with the Jones'" mentality, two income households. Lawyers and government had little to do with it, and who convinced them had even less.
Feb 20, 2010 10:58am
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BRF

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Feb 20, 2010 10:43 PM
I'm smelling a thread hijacking here!

However, you raise an interesting point, Apple.
Feb 20, 2010 10:43pm
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Salmom

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Feb 21, 2010 9:40 AM
wasn't that the generation BEFORE us?! ;)
Feb 21, 2010 9:40am