Apple has announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music! The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Thoughts?
Jan 29, 2010 9:04am
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:11 AMJan 29, 2010 9:11 AM
pics??
Jan 29, 2010 9:11am
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:19 AMJan 29, 2010 9:19 AM
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the latest developments.
Jan 29, 2010 9:19am
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:20 AMJan 29, 2010 9:20 AM
LOL^^ Well played.
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:21 AMJan 29, 2010 9:21 AM
vball10set wrote:pics??
Jan 29, 2010 9:21am
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:22 AMJan 29, 2010 9:22 AM
Oh, btw, seeing that PC memory is made from silicon and most breast implants are silicon based, can you imagine how many songs you could store on DD's?
Jan 29, 2010 9:22am
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:27 AMJan 29, 2010 9:27 AM
coyotes22 wrote:
Oh, btw, seeing that PC memory is made from silicon and most breast implants are silicon based, can you imagine how many songs you could store on DD's?
A billion gigs worth.
Jan 29, 2010 9:27am
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:44 AMJan 29, 2010 9:44 AM
Could listen in stereo?
Jan 29, 2010 9:44am
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:45 AMJan 29, 2010 9:45 AM
Ive seen the Shuffle and the Nano. I hope this one is closer to the "Touch"
Jan 29, 2010 9:45am
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 12:38 PMJan 29, 2010 12:38 PM
I found some cup sizes online:
AA - as in amen, but twice! or hey hey (AA) look at them itits!
BB - smaller size, for the conservative woman
CC - for the women who likes to show off - see see my itits
DvD - big and able to record music and movies - might have a video player in the future
