SnotBubbles wrote: I feel bad for stirring up this "old" thread with a "cool story bro" picture....

No you don't.

power i wrote: No you don't.

I actually do. I don't like "internet bashing." I think it's childish and judgmental. So, seeing as if I hadn't basically sent this thread back to the top it wouldn't have happened, I feel kind of bad.

I'm really not the perverted, psychotic, asshole everyone assumes I am. I'm actually a plush, soft, teddy bear.

SnotBubbles wrote:I'm really not the perverted, psychotic, asshole everyone assumes I am. I'm actually a plush, soft, teddy bear.

So this is you?

Hey! I like zwick and I like his stories. I also have been known to say "whole 'nother"!

Is Zwick, a damn near 30 year old, bragging about having more material wealth than a 23 year old college senior? LOOOOOOOOL.

Sage wrote: Is Zwick, a damn near 30 year old, bragging about having more material wealth than a 23 year old college senior? LOOOOOOOOL.

Exactly dude.. when I was 23 on February 3, I was in China overseeing a unipac line instal.. as were most 23 y/os working in their prospective fields... ur lazy ass is still in college living off ur mom bragging about doing drugs online.. it's time to grow up.

LOL.

I guess if you define yourself through external things like you do, then I guess you deserve a round of applause.

You know nothing of my life or my habits. If you did, you'd know that I haven't lived at home since I was 18 and my mom doesn't have the money to support me even if I did want to be a sponge.

You seem pretty keen on bragging about yourself and your accomplishments. Your mistake is thinking that people care.we don't.

When Alexander the Great was 23, he had conquered half of Europe. You spent your time in China watching machinery and you're attempting to pass it off as some grand accomplishment.

You're a fucking tool. Secretly, we both know you hate your life. That's why you get on here and posture like you're some bad ass intellectual. When really, you're just an arrogant cocksucker who thinks he's tight because he drives pieces of metal that are loud and can go fast and can tell people he's an "egineer" when really he's apparently a glorified temp.

"Overseeing" a unipac line install. That line just slayed me. 23 year old Zwick "overseeing" ahahahahahaha. Aka his dad hooked him up with some cushy internship where he got paid to watch real men do real work.

i don't know anything about u cuz I don't give a fuck about u. U follow me on my threads and are obsessed with me , not vice versa.. I couldn't give a shit less about u or the retarded shit u post. The only time we ever have a conversation is when u troll my threads. It's beyond flattering.

SMH, Zwick. You've hit cornball status.

"When I was 23, I was overseeing a unipac line install in China!!!!!!!!" Hahahahahahahaha. Your desperate grasping for self-worth is comical.

I wuv you both

Good job, zwick. You struck a nerve. Mr. Witty Cool got backed into a corner.

"egineer".........on an edited post.

ha ha

Nobody hits a nerve with me except the Boston Celtics.

BRF, you say "whole nother," so I'm not sure you possess enough intellect to form an opinion on this matter.

I am also neither witty nor cool, BRF, so therefor I'm not "Mr. Witty Cool." I see what you did there though, trying to be Witty and Cool by labeling me (sarcastically of course) Mr. Witty Cool.

Sage wrote: BRF, you say "whole nother," so I'm not sure you possess enough intellect to form an opinion on this matter.

Such arrogance! Yes, that's the Sage I know from here and the OP.

I am loving this thread because you bit off more than you can chew in tangling with zwick and now you are having it handed to you. And us "yokels" who say "whole nother" aren't so dumb. It's payback to you for all your smart remarks that you've made on innocent posters who are just giving their opinions on things.

You put out that "aura" that you're so intelligent and "witty", and among the people that you associate with, they probably DO think you are a "Sage". But there comes a time when you try to "expand your horizons" to the Internet and then you meet your match.

Well, truth be told, this is America. And in America, you have the right to be wrong.

If you think Zwick handed it to me, that's fine. That's your opinion and nothing more.

The name Sage isn't because I see myself as wise or all knowing. I don't. In fact, the name comes from a story that most on here would find boring and unentertaining.

As for my friends, on the contraire, my bumbling friend... I keep a company that is much smarter than myself. I enjoy being the stupidest person (see?) in my circle of friends.

I don't recall ever declaring myself "Witty" or funny. In fact, I don't remember ever declaring my superiority over other people.
Sure, I fuck with people and make fun of those that deserve it (not ruling myself out of people who deserve to be fucked with) but I don't see myself as better than anybody. I'm certainly no better than you, even if you prefer to mire yourself in ignorance with such sayings as "whole nother."

As for expanding my horizons, I go to one of the largest universities in the world. I interact with a plethora of people on a daily basis. While I prefer my social circle tight knit and value loyalty, I don't see myself as any more enlightened than the next person.
Remember though, BRF, this is serious business for serious people.

I just fuck with Zwick because I think he could be a much better poster than he is. Right now, he is on cornball status. With a little tutoring, I have no doubt he can get to at least darby's level.

Sage wrote: Right now, he is on cornball status. With a little tutoring, I have no doubt he can get to at least darby's level.

Now THAT is crossing the fucking line....

BRF wrote: But there comes a time when you try to "expand your horizons" to the Internet and then you meet your match.

This line caused me to facepalm so hard I nearly broke my nose.

You're 50+ years old and trying to wax poetic about some e-beef between a self-proclaimed asshole and a guy whose picture is next to "overcompensate" in the dictionary. Time to reevaluate things.

So be it, Sage. I appreciate you lowering yourself to explain yourself to an old hick like me.

Maybe I'm chiming in a little late, but Zwick does give off this vibe that he thinks he is better than everyone.



btw Zwick, did you get the memo about the new cover sheets for the TPS Reports?

hahah

Trueblue23 wrote: Maybe I'm chiming in a little late, but Zwick does give off this vibe that he thinks he is better than everyone.

I've never noticed

Being pompous and codescending is a poor cover for the experience you lack.

ernest_t_bass wrote:

Trueblue23 wrote: Maybe I'm chiming in a little late, but Zwick does give off this vibe that he thinks he is better than everyone.

I've never noticed

What the hell are those things?

Sarcmarks

Ahhh nice.