someone having a party by themselves

Ive never been caught but I have caught two people

Wife-About a week ago, went to Walgreens to pick up some random things, got home, she was in shower and just by sound alone I knew what was going on. Unfortunately door was locked. I just laughed and smiled when she got out, she was pretty embarassed to say the least.

Brother- Back when I was about 17 and he was 14, went upstairs to tell him dinner was ready, opened the door and unfortunately saw things that haunt me to this day, he knew he was busted, all I said was "when you are done, food is ready."

your wife = GOAT.

Thank God I've never been caught (which is odd considering what a big piece of my life it is ).

I may have walked by a bedroom where someone was doing it, but I can't confirm anything.

No, haven't been caught.

I have walked in on numerous duos having a party, but not a solo gig.

never been caught

Never been caught either, haven't caught anyone that didn't want to be caught either!!

I always shut the blinds. Although I have walked in on an old roommate who was just finishing as he turned around in shock I asked him if he cut his penis shaving! We still go back and forth these days about that little incident.

My freshman year in college, man. My roommate (who I'm still friends with now), did not follow our tie on the door code until late 2nd semester. I saw far too much in my first few months.

Your wife was probably with another man.

I have been caught several times today.

This thread is the win! I was there when my friend walked in on his roommate. The roommate just goes "uh, you caught me," and laughed.

Caught my wife several times (some I was supposed to, some I wasn't).

Brother once.

Roommate in college several dozen times. I threatened him that if I caught him again, he'd regret it.

I caught him again and ground cayenne pepper oil into his Vaseline.

That came to fruition at about 4 AM on a Monday morning.

I haven't personally been caught but funny story

Back in Bexley, we were chilling at my buddys house smoking and drinking. Well the one roommate had a test the next morning, so he went up early in the night to study. Like 20 minutes after he went up to study, we forgot he had the bong in his room. Well one of us went up there to get it becuase it's the best thing in the world. (preface, his computer and desk are on the opposite wall of the door, so you can see the computer screen when you walk in but his back is to the door) Well the one guy goes up, walks into his unlocked room, and low and behold the one roommate was sitting there butt ass naked going at it with the headphones on. He just looked back, realized what happened, and he sat there naked laughing his ass off while the other kid completely lost it....It was a pretty hilarious sight lol

At the hospital I used to work at we had this mental patinet from a group home that was in the hospital for bowel obstruction issues. He was down in our Xray department having a test and was on a stretcher in the holding area when we started to hear him moaning like he was in pain. When we went over to check on him he had the sheet over his head and when we pulled it back he was going to town. Pulling on his pud with one hand and shoving a dildo up his butt with the other hand. As you can imagine it was not a pretty site. But we laughed our asses off nonetheless!

thats nasty

One of my friend's dads told us a story once; he was at work and needed to take a deuce pretty urgently. So, he hurried to the mens' room, gave a hearty shove to the door of the first stall he came to, and to his surprise, caught his boss aggressively mid-whack to a Playboy.

UA5straightin2008 wrote: thats nasty

Agreed

ccrunner609 wrote:

DeyDurkie5 wrote: I haven't personally been caught but funny story

Back in Bexley, we were chilling at my buddys house smoking and drinking. Well the one roommate had a test the next morning, so he went up early in the night to study. Like 20 minutes after he went up to study, we forgot he had the bong in his room. Well one of us went up there to get it becuase it's the best thing in the world. (preface, his computer and desk are on the opposite wall of the door, so you can see the computer screen when you walk in but his back is to the door) Well the one guy goes up, walks into his unlocked room, and low and behold the one roommate was sitting there butt ass naked going at it with the headphones on. He just looked back, realized what happened, and he sat there naked laughing his ass off while the other kid completely lost it....It was a pretty hilarious sight lol

i'm going to cool story every story you post on here, whether it be tragic/sad/hilarious lol

ccrunner609 wrote: Why cant take a little of your own medicine?

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Never been caught to my knowledge (someone may have known, but never confronted me)

Caught my GF twice. The solo party didnt last long

See, what's nice is catching your wife/GF and the party NOT stopping.

Back in the 9th grade, we were all over at Friend A's house. Friend A was having suspicions that Friend B was looking up porn on their family computer during previous visits because he liked to sneak off to the computer room without saying a word to anyone. So we all got together and helped Friend A plant a video camera in the room. Sure enough, there goes Friend B sneaking off into the computer room. We all play it cool like we didn't notice/ didn't care. Later on that that, we apprehended the camera and guess what is on it....Friend B going crazy on himself to some good ole' Asian porn. The best part of the video was his frantic minimizing of screens and pulling up ESPN whenever he heard the slightest bit of noise.

Friend B was actually not too pissed about it when he found out about it all. He actually thought it was hilarious....that was until we 'lost' the video. Friend C actually went and put it in some old guy's mailbox, lmao...which is really messed up.

Those of you catching the wives/GF, they are not fantasizing about you while going solo.

majorspark wrote: Those of you catching the wives/GF, they are not fantasizing about you while going solo.

That's fine, she can fantasize about whatever, I'm still getting what I need.

pmoney, that is correct.

O-Trap wrote: Caught my wife several times...

She was probably fantasizing about being in a tree!