Or fantasizing about me

The tree WAS a fun time.

The church baptistry was fun, too.

O-Trap wrote:...The church baptistry was fun, too.

Otrap... you DO realize you are now going to hell, right?

O-Trap wrote: The tree WAS a fun time.

The church baptistry was fun, too.

Confessional is better!

O-Trap wrote: Caught my wife several times (some I was supposed to, some I wasn't).

Brother once.

Roommate in college several dozen times. I threatened him that if I caught him again, he'd regret it.

I caught him again and ground cayenne pepper oil into his Vaseline.

That came to fruition at about 4 AM on a Monday morning.

Good thing it did, because I'm sure he didn't.

Apple wrote:

O-Trap wrote: Caught my wife several times...

She was probably fantasizing about being in a tree!

Or vice versa.

Laley, I wouldn't know. We're not Catholic.

Nash, well played!

I knocked on my neigbors door one night. He had a big picture window and you could see into his living room from his porch. He was sitting on his couch with his dick in his hand. I really didn't want to talk to him anymore, but before I could get back to my house he had answered the door. I did not shake his hand...

I came home schwasted one night to find my best friend with his pants around his ankles passsssssssed out..... with my cousin in MY bed. That led to a terrible hangover the next day. He walked in on me trimming the goods one time-- the community bathroom at the dorm was full and I had places to go. I've been caught doing a duo by multiple people.

O-Trap wrote: Laley, I wouldn't know. We're not Catholic.

Nash, well played!

lol, neither am I. Hell I couldnt even tell you where the church is located anymore.

Fair.

I've never been to a Catholic church with my wife, though.

You should stop. You're giving me ideas.