wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jan 26, 2010 10:02pm
^^^Not going to lie, as soon as I saw you post on here, I thought you would have a pic of Kobe sportin 4 large dicks....lol
End of Line
Posts: 6,867
Jan 26, 2010 10:18pm
Wtf????
IggyPride00
Posts: 6,482
Jan 27, 2010 12:57am
Only thing longer in Oregon is the Unemployment Line.
I guess Oden is only 22. You can tell by the number of rings on his trunk.
If the pics are legit, let’s just say that the future Mrs. Oden might find herself as injury prone as her husband. Look out!
Tommy Lee and Frank Sinatra are impressed. Secretariat is blown away. Milton Berle thinks that Oden is blessed. Mercy.
This story has spread like wild fire, I find the comments people leave hilariousYou would blow out your knees too if you had to carry that thing around all day…..
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Footwedge
Posts: 9,265
Jan 27, 2010 12:57am
Now you know why I'm footwedge.Prescott wrote: I've heard there once was player on the Celtics who went by the nickname of "FOOT" and it had nothing to do with his shoe size.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Jan 27, 2010 1:57am
A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jan 27, 2010 8:46am
Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
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charliehustle14
Posts: 2,224
Jan 27, 2010 12:30pm
lmaojustincredible wrote:Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
NNN
Posts: 902
Jan 27, 2010 12:36pm
I was going to ask who would have been interested in such a thing, then I realized that "Padre" would be used to refer to a priest...lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Jan 27, 2010 12:38pm
Well, I haven't looked at the oden picture closely at all, but you do realize that Oden is 7'1 and whatever you MAY think it is, it's probably bigger than that.lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Ytowngirlinfla
Posts: 2,295
Jan 27, 2010 12:39pm
I think you guys are all gay lol...Who wants a penis that big seriously? Most women aren't turned on by a foot long penis. That would just hurt.
Ytowngirlinfla
Posts: 2,295
Jan 27, 2010 12:45pm
Haha he's apologized for the leaked nude photos.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/01/27/2010-01-27_portland_trailblazers_center_greg_oden_apologizes_for_leaked_nude_photos_.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/01/27/2010-01-27_portland_trailblazers_center_greg_oden_apologizes_for_leaked_nude_photos_.html
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 27, 2010 12:57pm
Because I am not gay, I have refused to look at the photos. However, from what I understand he has nothing to apologize for. I mean if any of us Huddler's had junk that big we would find a way to include a photo of it on the Christmas cards.
Firad
Posts: 1,525
Jan 27, 2010 5:20pm
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Greg Oden's got his pants on the ground!
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 27, 2010 5:55pm
One of the unsung heroes of any professional organization.justincredible wrote:Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Just Christmas cards? Hell, it'd be my avatar here!THE4RINGZ wrote: Because I am not gay, I have refused to look at the photos. However, from what I understand he has nothing to apologize for. I mean if any of us Huddler's had junk that big we would find a way to include a photo of it on the Christmas cards.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jan 27, 2010 6:16pm
So Sage, how many times have you masturbated to the photo?
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Jan 27, 2010 6:45pm
HAHAHHA that's fucking hilarious. He works in the media relations department, which might include that individual job title...justincredible wrote:Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Ender Wiggin
Posts: 1,124
Jan 27, 2010 11:51pm
Its not that big.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jan 28, 2010 2:27am
So that's my problem!?!?Ytowngirlinfla wrote: I think you guys are all gay lol...Who wants a penis that big seriously? Most women aren't turned on by a foot long penis. That would just hurt.
haha.. j/k, I don't have any problems
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Jan 28, 2010 8:29am
Looks painful.