Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Jan 26, 2010 6:31am
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Jan 26, 2010 8:09am
Smoke the green several times daily.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Jan 26, 2010 9:56am
not so much tried it a few times just puts me to sleep. Would rather have some beer and crown.
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Gblock
Jan 26, 2010 10:09am
i promise thats my dude but we dont smoke that reggie bush=)
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TCSoup
Posts: 82
Jan 26, 2010 4:05pm
A man with Weed
Is a friend indeed
Is a friend indeed
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SnotBubbles
Jan 26, 2010 4:09pm
I don't smoke it. We get random drug tests at work, so I can't afford to risk it.
If it were legal, I'd partake in the occasional usage.
If it were legal, I'd partake in the occasional usage.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Jan 26, 2010 4:12pm
i prefer drugs
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 26, 2010 4:36pm
It's no different to me than alcohol. There is no reason why the state can't "control" it (tax it and usage laws) in the same manner as they have done for centuries with alcohol.
BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
Jan 26, 2010 4:45pm
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to, too.
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Jan 26, 2010 6:05pm
Funny at the time...looking back and knowing he died so young, not as funny...but still a great line.BORIStheCrusher wrote: I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to, too.
Big_Mirg_ZHS
Posts: 2,079
Jan 29, 2010 4:21am
anyone got a minute?
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 29, 2010 4:30am
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Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 29, 2010 4:38am
Best things in the world while smoking:
Music
Eminem
Dr. Dre
Pink Floyd
Neil Young
Led Zeppelin
The Doors
The Who
Bone Thugs N Harmony
Lil Wayne
T.I.
Willie Nelson
Jimi Hendrix
TV Shows
That 70s Show
Wheel of Fortune
Cash Cab
ANYTHING on the History Channel
Food/Drinks
MOUNTAIN DEW
Bud Light
Hawaiin Punch
Gatorade
Nachos
Pizza
POPCORN
Activities
Sitting
Being a passenger in a moving vehicle
Sitting on a roof in the middle of the night
Camp fire
Guitar Hero
Music
Eminem
Dr. Dre
Pink Floyd
Neil Young
Led Zeppelin
The Doors
The Who
Bone Thugs N Harmony
Lil Wayne
T.I.
Willie Nelson
Jimi Hendrix
TV Shows
That 70s Show
Wheel of Fortune
Cash Cab
ANYTHING on the History Channel
Food/Drinks
MOUNTAIN DEW
Bud Light
Hawaiin Punch
Gatorade
Nachos
Pizza
POPCORN
Activities
Sitting
Being a passenger in a moving vehicle
Sitting on a roof in the middle of the night
Camp fire
Guitar Hero
believer
Posts: 8,153
Jan 29, 2010 4:40am
Legalize it and I'll build a pot bar in my basement to celebrate.
I can see it now....TOP SHELF will have Kona Bud & Thai Stick for holidays & special occasions, MIDDLE SHELF will contain Columbian Gold for Big Game Weekends (break out the community bong!), and BOTTOM SHELF will contain my own home grown for daily use.
Tastes great, less filling...NO WAIT....I forgot about the muchies bar.
Life is good.
I can see it now....TOP SHELF will have Kona Bud & Thai Stick for holidays & special occasions, MIDDLE SHELF will contain Columbian Gold for Big Game Weekends (break out the community bong!), and BOTTOM SHELF will contain my own home grown for daily use.
Tastes great, less filling...NO WAIT....I forgot about the muchies bar.
Life is good.
Big_Mirg_ZHS
Posts: 2,079
Jan 29, 2010 5:04am
Late night blunt ride with me and jtizzle.
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fortfan
Posts: 339
Jan 29, 2010 7:22am
Never tried it.