I'm bored at work. Need some cool stories to entertain me. Ready, set, go.

I once almost blew wizecrackers hand off with some fireworks.

Soda Popinski wrote: I once almost blew wizecrackers hand off with some fireworks.

I cleaned behind my dresser and tv stand tonight for the first time since I moved into this apartment. I found a tie that I lost 3 years ago, along with 11 cents.

i love lamp

Soda Popinski wrote:

Soda Popinski wrote: I once almost blew wizecrackers hand off with some fireworks.

Good times...One time soda and a couple other friends came to my house and we watched pokemon and disney movies.

LOUD NOISES!

One time there was a gym teacher that posted ridiculous stuff on an internet message board.

A parent came in and beat the crap out of him.

The superintendent saw what he had posted and agreed that said teacher "should have had the crap beat out of him".

i think this is a funny story

my friend went to Stevens Tech for college last year, located in hoboken, NJ, just across the hudson river from NYC

his first weekend there he was doing some partying before classes started with other guys on the lacrosse team. one of the kids there (who ended up being one of his best friends) told him and few other guys he was goin out side to talk on the phone with his GF. he was pretty wasted and started wondering away while talkin on the phone. he ended up falling down some stairs and got kind of cut up and was bleeding and it bled through his clothes. he then ended up somehow walking into a sprinkler system, getting pretty wet. he found himself by the hudson river and took of his clothes because they were all wet and left them by the river and continued to walk around. someone walking there dog pretty late came by a little later to find bloody, wet clothes by the river. he looked in the pocket of the pants and found the kids wallet and phone and called "home" on the phone to let the parents or whoever was at "home" know what he had found. the mother freaked out and called the police and by the end of the whole thing they had a ton of NYPD searching for him and the coast guard scuba team in the river looking for a body. he wandered back to his dorm around 5 or 6 in the morning only in his boxers and slept in a girls room because he didnt have his key to get into his room. the next morning the cops showed up at my buddies room letting him know what had happened and when he had seen the kid last. my friend and the other kids were shocked. i guess about 2 hours later the kid came out of the girls room and into my buddies room and asked "dude, have you seen my clothes"...the kid ended up being suspended from the team by the coach for the fall season and as punishment, the coach made him run with the womens cross country team

talk about a ridiculous first weekend at school, and this story is 100% true

wizecracker wrote:

Soda Popinski wrote:

Soda Popinski wrote: I once almost blew wizecrackers hand off with some fireworks.

Good times...One time soda and a couple other friends came to my house and we watched pokemon and disney movies.

No fear.

I once saw Dennis Haysbert in a giftcard section of a grocery store in San Francisco. I said, just loud enough for him to hear, "You're in good hands."

Without missing a beat or even looking up, he replied, "Always."