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THE4RINGZ

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Jan 24, 2010 8:10 PM
Segways are for fags or eccentric Asians.
Jan 24, 2010 8:10pm
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mexappeal12

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Jan 24, 2010 8:12 PM
Fab4Runner wrote: I would buy season tickets to the Browns, Cavs and Indians...and that's all I know.
this plus pay off my parents mortgage... finish law school and invest/save
Jan 24, 2010 8:12pm
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 24, 2010 8:28 PM
Buy a condo and a car.

Invest money in some high yield savings accounts

Probably try to buy a stake in some business ventures
Jan 24, 2010 8:28pm
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mexappeal12

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Jan 24, 2010 8:51 PM
oh and tell as few people as possible
Jan 24, 2010 8:51pm
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I Wear Pants

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Jan 24, 2010 8:53 PM
I'd probably finish school but only like 9 credit hours a semester or something. Take my time and enjoy everything.
Jan 24, 2010 8:53pm
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eersandbeers

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Jan 24, 2010 8:58 PM
1. Pay off debt
2. Give family members money
3. Set up most of my money so it goes to different charities
4. Buy a yacht
5. Buy and island and spend all my time there
Jan 24, 2010 8:58pm
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NNN

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Jan 24, 2010 9:14 PM
No one would know...I'd set it up as a tax shelter and write huge checks to random people from it. I'd also be curious to see how many women would suddenly be draped all over me, even if I continue to dress like a flood victim.

Either that or I'd buy a small country and attack a much larger neighbor.
Jan 24, 2010 9:14pm
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Tiger2003

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Jan 24, 2010 9:35 PM
Take over JJHuddle...Then give everyone there money back...and then hire someone to fight JJ
Jan 24, 2010 9:35pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 24, 2010 9:50 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: Segways are for fags or eccentric Asians.
And millionaires!
Jan 24, 2010 9:50pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 24, 2010 9:52 PM
If I weren't married, I would quit my job and do nothing but travel. Everywhere.
Jan 24, 2010 9:52pm
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h2thaizzo

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Jan 24, 2010 10:05 PM
I'd be debt free, buy pretty much whatever I needed/wanted. I'd buy the most comfortable bed ever, so that bitches would never want to leave, and, for the days where my friends had to work, and I was at home bored as hell from not working, I'd be able to lay down on it and fall asleep immediately, rather than take up doing coke or meth. I'd also probably offer some hot chick 100 grand a year to keep my place clean, my clothes clean, and to get freaky whenever I demanded. Just a few starter ideas.
Jan 24, 2010 10:05pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 24, 2010 10:08 PM
h2thaizzo wrote: I'd buy the most comfortable bed ever, ... I'd be able to lay down on it and fall asleep immediately, rather than take up doing coke or meth.
One of the funniest things I've ever read. 10 internets.
Jan 24, 2010 10:08pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Jan 24, 2010 10:13 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: Segways are for fags or eccentric Asians.
And millionaires
Jan 24, 2010 10:13pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 24, 2010 10:15 PM
^^^^^
Didn't I already say that?
Jan 24, 2010 10:15pm