Things Heretic Finds Enraging!

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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 18, 2010 10:46am
Justin, I never said anything about you. I love you. The hot, extremely gay, man-love kind of love.
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SnotBubbles
Jan 18, 2010 11:05am
Here's a little story about Ernest_T_Bass...just to help the guy out a little.

A long, long time ago (10 years), Ernest T Bass was an athletic, extremely good looking young lad with a yearning to make people smile. This is him playing basketball:


During football, Ernest T Bass tried to amuse other teams by throwing many interceptions (he was our worst quarterback ever). He amused them and cost us several games during our 6-4 campaign. He amused his teammates, who kept him at QB because he was funny, by tucking his cock in between his thighs and walking around the shower like a girl.

As the years past, Ernest still found ways to amuse people, even though everyone else thought his musings were not amusing. However, he was always in the "special classes" in school. We laughed at him, simply because it made him feel good.

This is Ernest T Bass now:


As you can see, he is still very attractive, but also still very mentally retarded.

So I challenge all of the freehuddlers. I challenge you to accept the "challenged." Laugh at their retarded little jokes, don't get your panties in a bunch over their retarded little "TTT's" and just "LOL" at their every post. Ernest is "Wii Tarded." Accept that and accept him.


Now to be semi-sincere:
(For the record Ernest is a good guy who in many ways I envy. As I've said in prior posts, you can't judge someone because of what they post on an internet forum. Ernest has a beautiful family, his dream job and is on a righteous path. He is a jester, but I assure you he is not being annoying; just trying to make people smile. That is the one part of the above story that is true...that and the cock tucking part...and the bad QB part. I could belittle people on here too. I see faults in everyone, even though many of you think you are immortal behind the screen of your computer in your own office/home. You're not. Pointing out faults is more annoying than having them.)
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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 18, 2010 12:16pm
Snot... I hate you even more.
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Heretic
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Jan 18, 2010 12:59pm
SnotBubbles wrote:even though many of you think you are immortal behind the screen of your computer in your own office/home. You're not.
But, as a true Son of Northern Darkness, I am listening to Immortal behind the screen of my computer in my own office/home.

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SnotBubbles
Jan 18, 2010 1:22pm
ernest_t_bass wrote: Snot... I hate you even more.
Whaddya want from me?!?!?!

Someday's....it's simply hard to fly with eagles.
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wes_mantooth
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Jan 18, 2010 2:08pm
j_crazy wrote: just delete the threads, fuck post counts and the dumb fucks that care about them.
QFT.
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mtrulz
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Jan 18, 2010 6:08pm
.reppu retnuoC
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Trueblue23
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Jan 18, 2010 10:44pm
mtrulz wrote: .reppu retnuoC
rekcus kcoc
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september63
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Jan 18, 2010 10:51pm
I have no interest in the topic. I am only posting to a thread from a Moderator has 47 posts (subtract Ernest_T_Bass posts) and 22 were from fellow buddy Mods!! LOL, Who knew?
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Fab1b
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Jan 18, 2010 10:54pm
Sept63 you have a hard on for mods don't you?
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Cleveland Buck
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Jan 18, 2010 11:00pm
september63 wrote: I have no interest in the topic. I am only posting to let everyone know that I sucked Justin off today so that I could become a mod and be accepted by my peers on the freehuddle. Turns out, I love sucking cock. LOL, Who knew?
I think we all did.
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Heretic
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Jan 18, 2010 11:24pm
Fab1b wrote: Sept63 you have a hard on for mods don't you?
Oh no...now there are 23 posts on this thread from fellow buddy mods. And since I'm a fellow buddy mod of myself, that makes 24! WE'RE RUINED!!!!
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Glory Days
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Jan 18, 2010 11:29pm
"Every revolutionary ends up either by becoming an oppressor or a heretic."- Albert Camus
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Heretic
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Jan 18, 2010 11:36pm
Glory Days wrote: "Every revolutionary ends up either by becoming an oppressor or a heretic."- Albert Camus
I think I know which one I am! :D
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september63
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Jan 18, 2010 11:56pm
Cleveland Buck wrote:
september63 wrote: I have no interest in the topic. I am only posting to let everyone know that I sucked Justin off today so that I could become a mod and be accepted by my peers on the freehuddle. Turns out, I love sucking cock. LOL, Who knew?
I think we all did.
If you cant bring any shit towards me without changing every word in my post. Stay the fuck away!! Does that make you feel special? Changing my post and adding whatever you wanted?
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september63
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Jan 19, 2010 12:01am
Fab1b wrote: Sept63 you have a hard on for mods don't you?
Yea. When a Mod goes in and changes the words in my post because I disagreed with their opinion. I dont like it. Seems pretty logical, doesnt it? I rarely get personally offensive towards a person, so why is it OK for ppl to change my words around here in my posts?
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Trueblue23
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Jan 19, 2010 12:02am
september63 wrote:
Fab1b wrote: Sept63 you have a hard on for mods don't you?
Yea. When a Mod goes in and changes the words in my post because I disagreed with their opinion. I dont like it. Seems pretty logical, doesnt it? I rarely get personally offensive towards a person, so why is it OK for ppl to change my words around here in my posts?
Because this isn't JJHuddle.
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september63
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Jan 19, 2010 12:08am
Then Ill continue to call a dickhead, a dickhead!! If you are a Mod and the shoe fits, wear it.
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Trueblue23
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Jan 19, 2010 12:10am
september63 wrote: Then Ill continue to call a dickhead, a dickhead!! If you are a Mod and the shoe fits, WEAR it.
Sorry to change your words again
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Heretic
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Jan 19, 2010 12:15am
Trueblue23 wrote:
september63 wrote: Then I'll continue to call a dickhead, a dickhead!! If you are a Mod and the shoe fits, WEAR it.
Sorry to change your words again
You forgot this.

Cue obligatory "mods ganging up" post.
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Trueblue23
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Jan 19, 2010 12:16am
Heretic wrote:
Trueblue23 wrote:
september63 wrote: Then I'll continue to call a dickhead, a dickhead!! If you are a Mod and the shoe fits, WEAR it.
Sorry to change your words again
You forgot this.

Cue obligatory "mods ganging up" post.
I'm here for the gang bang!
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september63
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Jan 19, 2010 12:16am
Yea. I knew that didnt look right but I clicked send anyways!! Dickhead.
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Trueblue23
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Jan 19, 2010 12:19am
september63 wrote: Yea. I knew that didnt look right but I clicked send anyways!! Dickhead.
I doubt you clicked send since you have to click post reply in order to post.

Dickhead.
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september63
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Jan 19, 2010 12:24am
You are right again. Post Reply is the box to click. Send is my text messages to your GF. Sorry I mixed the terms!!
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Trueblue23
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Jan 19, 2010 12:24am
september63 wrote: You are right again. Post Reply is the box to click. Send is my text messages to your GF. Sorry I mixed the terms!!
Come on man, that was lame. Try again.