hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 17, 2010 1:01pm
A scare has started up throughout the wrestling world, especially in the central district.
Led by Olentangy Lewis Center's freshmen coach, the salmon attack is something for all those standing around at tournaments to be worried about.
Be ware.
Led by Olentangy Lewis Center's freshmen coach, the salmon attack is something for all those standing around at tournaments to be worried about.
Be ware.
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knightflyer150
Posts: 491
Jan 17, 2010 1:10pm
I was hit with the Salmon on December 19th at the North Canton Hoover tournament. Initially, it pissed me off until I realized it was just petty jealousy on my part and I really just wished to unleash the salmon on someone.
It seems it has spread. Will there be vaccination clinics set up or will it just "run its course"?
Please advise.
It seems it has spread. Will there be vaccination clinics set up or will it just "run its course"?
Please advise.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 17, 2010 1:29pm
There are a few fundraisers attempting to raise money for research because once you've been hit by the salmon, it is unknown the lasting effects on the victim.knightflyer150 wrote: I was hit with the Salmon on December 19th at the North Canton Hoover tournament. Initially, it pissed me off until I realized it was just petty jealousy on my part and I really just wished to unleash the salmon on someone.
It seems it has spread. Will there be vaccination clinics set up or will it just "run its course"?
Please advise.
cruiser_96
Posts: 7,536
Jan 17, 2010 9:02pm
I'm telling you right now that if this "Salmon" stuff shows up at THEE Groveport Madison on January 30th, 2010 - the date for the Cruiser Invitational - someone is going down! Heads will roll. Keep it out of our gym... Or else!
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Jan 17, 2010 9:42pm
I personally would NOT TOLERATE the salmon in my gym either Cruiser. Not good for the kids to see that.
Isnt Thee Cruiser Invite the place where you get super uber cool gargantic wall brackets??? Its the talk of the State
Isnt Thee Cruiser Invite the place where you get super uber cool gargantic wall brackets??? Its the talk of the State
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jan 18, 2010 1:44am
The salmon has been spreading around Beloit area soccer teams for years.
You should not fear it as there are no long term effects, you should however Beware the Salmon Mousse!
You should not fear it as there are no long term effects, you should however Beware the Salmon Mousse!
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bravesman
Posts: 47
Jan 18, 2010 3:37pm
SALMON!!!
Cruiser, wake up, it has been to Groveport on 2 occasions this year and even paged over your PA once at your tournament by your brother. There is no avoiding the salmon. You don't get the salmon, it gets you !!!
Lastly, the salmon was not invented by any coach, but a certain 160lb wrestler.
Cruiser, wake up, it has been to Groveport on 2 occasions this year and even paged over your PA once at your tournament by your brother. There is no avoiding the salmon. You don't get the salmon, it gets you !!!
Lastly, the salmon was not invented by any coach, but a certain 160lb wrestler.
cruiser_96
Posts: 7,536
Jan 18, 2010 4:37pm
But! our gym has since changed roofs and we'll be using two entirely different mats.
Salmon be gone!!!
Salmon be gone!!!
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 18, 2010 8:01pm
May not have invented it, but that freshmen coach of yours unleashed the Salmon on everyone at centerville....bravesman wrote:
Lastly, the salmon was not invented by any coach, but a certain 160lb wrestler.
He's worse than the wrestlers
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Jan 18, 2010 10:57pm
Thank you for asking, ccrunner, because I too am lost.
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knightflyer150
Posts: 491
Jan 18, 2010 10:58pm
. . . you'll see.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 18, 2010 11:02pm
ccrunner609 wrote: what the hell are you guys talking about?
You just beware!!zambrown wrote: Thank you for asking, ccrunner, because I too am lost.
zam, come district time, I'm sure your son will experience it.
xnds1fan
Posts: 442
Jan 18, 2010 11:20pm
I'm with ccrunner and zambrown.... What and the heck are yous talking about?
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 18, 2010 11:26pm
cruiser_96
Posts: 7,536
Jan 18, 2010 11:40pm
Like McDonald's... I'm lovin' it!
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jan 19, 2010 10:26am
I prefer salmon cheesecake.I Wear Pants wrote: Beware the Salmon Mousse!
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Joe Daugherty
Posts: 243
Jan 19, 2010 10:39am
I prefer Locks , but it sounds very familiar, kinda like the Russian kid or the Tripple Lindy! LOL
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 21, 2010 1:08pm
I like the fact that the banner ad when I opened this thread is for Alaskan Seafood, celebrating 50 years of sustainability. 50 years? DAMN!!!!
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 23, 2010 5:50pm
this just in: Pickerington North's Matt Ferguson breaks out in tears after experiencing the Salmon at the Mason tournament!
cruiser_96
Posts: 7,536
Jan 23, 2010 10:18pm
Prayers from the Port.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 25, 2010 4:24pm
Coach Harris and Coach Salinas of Pickerington North also were hit. Harris was quite upset, but Salinas stayed strong enough to console his fellow coach.bravesman wrote:suffering the same type of salmon related tragedy was dublin coffman coaching legend bob stoll. please keep coach stoll and his family in your thoughts and prayers. i know coach stoll could use some encouragement during these difficult times. he can be reached at the following address: [email protected]pnhasbeen wrote: this just in: Pickerington North's Matt Ferguson breaks out in tears after experiencing the Salmon at the Mason tournament!
Beware.
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wrstlr2504
Posts: 4
Jan 25, 2010 7:19pm
I noticed how upset Coach Harris was. After he was hit, he was in such shock that he didn't know what he was doing, and he tore through the tournament trying to tap everyone out. I saw him hit the Olentangy assistant coach with rear-naked choke...these are the kind of devastating effects that a salmon can have on a man.
cruiser_96
Posts: 7,536
Jan 25, 2010 8:18pm
I took Brad "the Ghey" Harris for more of an arm-bar kind of guy. Hmmph. You think you know somebody!
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 29, 2010 7:11pm
You can cry on my shoulder.cruiser_96 wrote: I took Brad "the Ghey" Harris for more of an arm-bar kind of guy. Hmmph. You think you know somebody!
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pioneersfan
Posts: 54
Jan 29, 2010 8:56pm
Ok, i've seen this on here for while, can anyone explain this to me?