NYFan54
Posts: 570
Dec 29, 2010 10:46pm
That's American
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Dec 30, 2010 6:10pm
The snow on my driveway is starting to melt. 
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 30, 2010 11:23pm
BRF;618675 wrote:The snow on my driveway is starting to melt.
Sent from my "crack"berry
Fixed.
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El Jefe Grande
Posts: 425
Jan 1, 2011 10:44pm
Dialouge I overheard at the grocery store.
Female #1: Hey, what did you do for the holidays?
Female #2: A blow-up doll.
Lawls ensued throughout the area.
Female #1: Hey, what did you do for the holidays?
Female #2: A blow-up doll.
Lawls ensued throughout the area.
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Jan 1, 2011 10:47pm
Mike Posner just emailed my son.
#1DBag
Posts: 786
Jan 1, 2011 11:09pm
bow chicka wow wow
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jan 1, 2011 11:52pm
Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha go do, whatcha gonna do when the come for you...
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 9, 2011 3:56pm
finger licken good
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 12, 2011 7:33pm
A beautiful young Italian New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. "I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe ."
"I see," the captain says.
"Plus," she adds, "He's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe ."
"I see," the captain says.
"Plus," she adds, "He's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
Firad
Posts: 1,525
Jan 14, 2011 8:50pm
Show me the money!!!!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 16, 2011 2:32pm
IIFY?
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 16, 2011 11:01pm
How the hell does a tiger turn into a freaking leprechaun?
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 16, 2011 11:14pm
EYE, me lucky charms work magic, laddie
#1DBag
Posts: 786
Jan 18, 2011 2:02am
I'M JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 18, 2011 11:37am
coyotes22;640323 wrote:IIFY?
soon, my friend--soon
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 18, 2011 11:51am
No freezing rain today = me happy.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jan 18, 2011 12:50pm
THE4RINGZ;642612 wrote:No freezing rain today = me happy.
Troll.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 23, 2011 11:59am
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 23, 2011 6:33pm
vball10set;642589 wrote:soon, my friend--soon
Did I miss it? Gosh darn it!!!
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 23, 2011 6:41pm
coyotes22;649304 wrote:Did I miss it? Gosh darn it!!!
nah--it'll be here before you know it
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El Jefe Grande
Posts: 425
Jan 24, 2011 3:30am
I just told someone I'm on the San Diego State basketball team.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 26, 2011 11:02am
IIFY?
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 26, 2011 1:48pm
^^^two more days, my friend
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar
stool..
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the
hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year,
rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history,
the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and
Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English -
they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar
stool..
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the
hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year,
rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history,
the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and
Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English -
they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 26, 2011 2:31pm
WTF is IIFY?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 26, 2011 2:32pm
IFLC