Backatcha BRF! I hope our teams meet in the semis or finals this year!

THE4RINGZ;554175 wrote:Are you in charge of the pep rally tomorrow BRF?

No, they just give the Big Show pep rally to me (Wooster week, which was "da bomb" to kick it off)!

Apple pal: we got our work cut out to get to you guys! We will chat after the games tomorrow!

Hi BRF!!!!

Long time no chatter!!!!

Hope things are well with you. I may be spending Mondays in your neck of the woods, after the first of the year, hopefully sooner!!! Hockey games, in Orrville.

coyotes22;554418 wrote:Hi BRF!!!!

Long time no chatter!!!!

Hope things are well with you. I may be spending Mondays in your neck of the woods, after the first of the year, hopefully sooner!!! Hockey games, in Orrville.

Real hockey is played in Wooster. Save your broom for an afternoon game of quiddich or however the hell you spell it Mr. Potter.

coyotes22;554418 wrote:Hi BRF!!!!

Long time no chatter!!!!

Hope things are well with you. I may be spending Mondays in your neck of the woods, after the first of the year, hopefully sooner!!! Hockey games, in Orrville.

I've been wrapped up with our football season. Where is the hockey being played? I see that the major OC troll has chimed in between our posts!

BRF;554627 wrote:I've been wrapped up with our football season. Where is the hockey being played? I see that the major OC troll has chimed in between our posts!

Roller Hockey.

At the church (Name escapes me now) on 57 right past Church Rd. On the hill. They have a gym behind the church that we play in.

They have already started playing, but, Im not done with training, to start playing yet. I got a late start.

Apple;553942 wrote:Go Knights, Beat Alder!

it's a game your knights should be able to walk right through.

Hey you dang woodchucks. Quit chuckin' my wood!

oldie but goodie...

----- THE FINAL EXAM. . . . . . . . . . . . You teachers are going to love this one!!


At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far.


These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.


They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.


Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it.


They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.


The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. . . The guys were excited and relieved. . . They studied that night for the exam.


The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.


They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points.


Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy. . . . then they turned the page.


On the second page was written. . .
For 95 points: Which tire? _________

vball10set;559495 wrote:oldie but goodie...

----- THE FINAL EXAM. . . . . . . . . . . . You teachers are going to love this one!!


At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far.


These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.


They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.


Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it.


They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.


The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. . . The guys were excited and relieved. . . They studied that night for the exam.


The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.


They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points.


Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy. . . . then they turned the page.


On the second page was written. . .
For 95 points: Which tire? _________

I heard this one on Quinn and Rose a couple weeks ago, for the first time. Very funny!!!

BTW, IIFY?

go HAWKEYES!!!!!!!!

COWBOY WHISPERER

Cowboy: "That your dog?"
Indian: "Yep."
Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good.. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play"
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool.."
Indian: (Extreme look of
shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep lie."

vball10set;583381 wrote:COWBOY WHISPERER

Cowboy: "That your dog?"
Indian: "Yep."
Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good.. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play"
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool.."
Indian: (Extreme look of
shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep lie."

NICE!!!!!!

coyotes22;586543 wrote:NICE!!!!!!

And an old one, too. How about this one?

I was standing at the square of Orrville waiting to cross. Beside me was a man with a cute little dog sitting beside him. I asked, "does your dog bite?". He said "no". I reached down to pat the dog and he bit me!!! I said to the man, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?!!". And the man said..........."It's not my dog"! Hahahaha.....really OLD joke.

BRF;586664 wrote:And an old one, too. How about this one?

I was standing at the square of Orrville waiting to cross. Beside me was a man with a cute little dog sitting beside him. I asked, "does your dog bite?". He said "no". I reached down to pat the dog and he bit me!!! I said to the man, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?!!". And the man said..........."It's not my dog"! Hahahaha.....really OLD joke.

The fact someone other than a kidnapping victim would voluntarily spend time in downtown Orrville is a joke in and of itself.

Hey! That's cruel....even though probably true!

BRF;586664 wrote:And an old one, too. How about this one?

I was standing at the square of Orrville waiting to cross. Beside me was a man with a cute little dog sitting beside him. I asked, "does your dog bite?". He said "no". I reached down to pat the dog and he bit me!!! I said to the man, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?!!". And the man said..........."It's not my dog"! Hahahaha.....really OLD joke.

That was me!!!!!! I remember that. The wife and I laughed about that for years.

In fact, that is how she died, laughing so hard.

RIP Margret.

You took your dog to broom hockey?

BTW we play real hockey in Wooster.

coyotes22;586744 wrote: Margret.

That is a unique spelling. My sincere sympathies go out to you, pal. I will go start a prayer thread......not....I'll let etb do it!

In the name of The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, Amen.

BRF;586801 wrote:That is a unique spelling. My sincere sympathies go out to you, pal. I will go start a prayer thread......not....I'll let etb do it!

She was born in 1894. Lots of things were unique then.

THE4RINGZ;586812 wrote:In the name of The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, Amen.

Amen.