Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jul 12, 2010 12:16am
coyotes' quote pretty much sums up what Koch Knight does. It was cool taking the tour and seeing how they manufacture their products.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jul 12, 2010 11:09am
Ugh..what a day. Did my first night on the midnight shift last night. Was a decent night. Got off at 6:30 this morning. Went out to the van in the parking lot, flat tire. That sucked, no biggie. Come home to check my email, sat down at the computer for 5 minutes, the power flickered off then back on, but, my computer wouldn't turn back on. Fried the power supply. Wife gets up to leave for work at 8:30, and her car wouldn't start. I need to go lay down, but quite honestly, I'm afraid to!
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jul 12, 2010 11:30am
had a meeting this morning with some productivity coach, who had a big old booger hanging out the entire time. i have done no work since that meeting, thinking about it.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 12, 2010 11:30am
Sweet dreams.
Just be careful the monster under your bed doesn't get you.
Just be careful the monster under your bed doesn't get you.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 12, 2010 1:45pm
j_crazy;421220 wrote:had a meeting this morning with some productivity coach, who had a big old booger hanging out the entire time. i have done no work since that meeting, thinking about it.
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El Jefe Grande
Posts: 425
Jul 12, 2010 7:59pm
Ocho Cinco's reality show has lulz.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 13, 2010 11:40am
THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS. THE CLASS WAS IN FULL SWING.
THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND WAS TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY.
SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!"
SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER -- YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER --- IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER."
THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION.
THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.
"YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER.
"I WAS JUST WONDERING. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?"
THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND WAS TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY.
SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!"
SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER -- YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER --- IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER."
THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION.
THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.
"YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER.
"I WAS JUST WONDERING. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?"
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 13, 2010 11:55am
I have never understood why guys want their wives to play golf with them. I am looking for activities to get away from my wife not spend more time with her
BTW.. Good story.
BTW.. Good story.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 13, 2010 2:06pm
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not a retiree should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
happy Tuesday
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
happy Tuesday
mtp2013
Posts: 783
Jul 14, 2010 9:08pm
Friday's almost here.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jul 15, 2010 12:13am
He's BaaaaaaaaaacccckkkkKKK!!!
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jul 15, 2010 8:25am
gonna golf tomorrow. i hope.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jul 15, 2010 2:24pm
Gotta work Saturday...again.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 15, 2010 2:33pm
wishful thinking
mtp2013
Posts: 783
Jul 15, 2010 7:10pm
Apple;424043 wrote:He's BaaaaaaaaaacccckkkkKKK!!!
Miss me?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jul 16, 2010 5:21pm
so next week, i have to go offshore, to the biggest platform I'll have ever seen. to the most important project i have ever done. For the most amount of money my company has ever spent on a project (in it's roughly 70 yr history).
i'm about as nervous as I've ever been.
i'm about as nervous as I've ever been.
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El Jefe Grande
Posts: 425
Jul 16, 2010 5:37pm
vball10set;424435 wrote:
wishful thinking
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coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 17, 2010 12:35pm
Good Luck j_crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 23, 2010 9:42am
ITS FRIDAY!!!!!
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El Jefe Grande
Posts: 425
Jul 23, 2010 11:42pm
Oh they do it
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 23, 2010 11:51pm
Almost Saturday. Hell Yeah.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jul 24, 2010 12:02am
THE4RINGZ;431258 wrote:Almost Saturday. Hell Yeah.
Look again. It's Saturday!!!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 24, 2010 12:08am
WTF????? Happy Saturday Biotches. Now get out there and cut the grass.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jul 24, 2010 8:15am
THE4RINGZ;431270 wrote:WTF????? Happy Saturday Biotches. Now get out there and cut the grass.
Fuck you. I just pay a mutha fucka and he cuts it for me!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 25, 2010 6:31pm
Ok?