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Angel
Posts: 363
May 11, 2010 12:18am
what's even funnier than locking myself out of the house is figuring out this phone. The first time I've felt old since my birthday. :(
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j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 11, 2010 2:50pm
work has been really busy and boring today.

i'm considering taking my phone and sitting on the toilet to play some games and kill some time.

also i might have to poop. not bad, it can wait till i get home, but like i said i'm bored.
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 11, 2010 2:55pm
My lawn is out of control with all this rain.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 11, 2010 2:57pm
I cut mine last night---I wasn't going to,but thank god I did--it's frickin' pouring!!!
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 11, 2010 3:04pm
It rained here Saturday. Sunday I had a lacrosse tournament all day. Monday I was out of town and had a game at night. Today more rain.
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El Jefe Grande
Posts: 425
May 12, 2010 12:15pm
Tiger Woods invented voice mail.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 12, 2010 5:01pm
I PLAY GOLF ON FRIDAYS!
Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25
> years of marriage.
> When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a
> passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in
> the 25 years they had been married.
> She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,
> emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry
> list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
> Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
> length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after
> asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put
> his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her
> passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!
> Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat
> down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
> The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your
> wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'
> Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop
> her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
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Apple
Posts: 2,620
May 12, 2010 6:59pm
Is it weird to take a paid day off work at your regular job to do a freelance job? I view it as getting paid double.
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BRF
Posts: 8,748
May 12, 2010 8:23pm
The BRF Swim Wear Line needs some updating.

Meeting called.

Meeting over.

Now get busy.

:D
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Apple
Posts: 2,620
May 12, 2010 8:45pm
ummmm... let's see what Apple can find to satisfy BRF...

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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 12, 2010 8:48pm
I see nipple, and I am OK with that!
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j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 12, 2010 10:15pm
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Apple wrote: ummmm... let's see what Apple can find to satisfy BRF...

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[align=center]Fishing.
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coyotes22
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May 13, 2010 4:23pm
so true
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 13, 2010 4:24pm
I I F Y ??
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coyotes22
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May 13, 2010 4:30pm
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Apple
Posts: 2,620
May 13, 2010 6:58pm
coyotes22 wrote:
Did coyotes try to add a camel toe to this pic or is it just my monitor?!?!?
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coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
May 13, 2010 7:12pm
must be your monitor. ;)
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BRF
Posts: 8,748
May 13, 2010 7:31pm
Good job!

However, the last pic needs a BRF logo slapped on there somewhere!



Brothers, we need to have some inspiration for the Cavs tonight. I am still upset about the situation.
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 13, 2010 7:33pm
The lawn is cut.
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BRF
Posts: 8,748
May 13, 2010 7:37pm
THE4RINGZ wrote: The lawn is cut.
You must live on high ground.

Change your GD avatar!
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coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
May 13, 2010 7:44pm
Just mowed mine, after a hard days work.
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gerb131
Posts: 9,932
May 13, 2010 7:53pm
Looks like a nice weekend to catch up on stuff around the house and hopefully play some golf on Sunday.
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 13, 2010 8:51pm
No BRF I don't live on high ground it has just been when I have time to mow it rains when I don't have time sunshine
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gerb131
Posts: 9,932
May 13, 2010 9:10pm
THE4RINGZ wrote: No BRF I don't live on high ground it has just been when I have time to mow it rains when I don't have time sunshine
QFT. Off Tuesday it rains, work every other day.
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GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
May 13, 2010 9:23pm
3 day weekend!