GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Apr 22, 2010 7:10pm
Yeah..we had the Friday before that off b/c it was Good Friday. The way it works there..to get paid for the holiday..you have to work the scheduled days before and after. Well, the next scheduled day of course was Monday, which was when sis was sick. So, I took 2 vacation days for that Monday & Tuesday so I could still get paid for the holiday. I was paid the holiday pay, but they didn't pay me for the 2 vacation days. Bastards! :@
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 22, 2010 7:13pm
GO POSTAL!!!!!!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 22, 2010 7:27pm
Maybe this was taken on a Friday?
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 22, 2010 7:30pm
GOODLORD its GOODYEAR:
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Apr 23, 2010 7:54am
Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Apr 23, 2010 8:12am
back offshore.
FML
weather permitting I'll go in this evening.
FML
weather permitting I'll go in this evening.
Firad
Posts: 1,525
Apr 23, 2010 10:30am
Dude on Maury had "not the father!" shaved in the back of his head. Turned out he was the father though! FAIL LOL
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 23, 2010 4:38pm
Is it Sunday yet?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Apr 23, 2010 4:44pm
Fuck that! Too bad time couldn't just freeze right NOW!
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Apr 23, 2010 10:24pm
I'm supposed to be happy since it's Friday, but I'm as mad as hell!
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Apr 23, 2010 10:29pm
guess who cares!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Apr 23, 2010 10:30pm
I'm gonna go with...nobody?UA5straightin2008 wrote: guess who cares!
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Apr 23, 2010 10:31pm
^^ME doucher! Btw, how's lax this year UA5?
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 23, 2010 11:00pm
this!!GoChiefs wrote:I'm gonna go with...nobody?UA5straightin2008 wrote: guess who cares!
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 24, 2010 1:11am
Looks like OhioChatter's herpes sore returned for the night. Great. :dodgy:mtrulz wrote: ^^ME doucher! Btw, how's lax this year UA5?
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 24, 2010 1:15am
Justin needs to buy better Vagisil!!!Heretic wrote:
Looks like OhioChatter's herpes sore returned for the night. Great. :dodgy:
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 24, 2010 1:55am
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to
the man,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
and medical technology
The guy leaves, but he is curious...
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man
and says,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and
John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he
thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar. The robot says,
What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him
another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50.."
The robot leans in real close and says,
So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to
the man,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
and medical technology
The guy leaves, but he is curious...
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man
and says,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and
John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he
thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar. The robot says,
What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him
another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50.."
The robot leans in real close and says,
So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
M
mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Apr 24, 2010 12:27pm
Shouldn't you be at work?coyotes22 wrote:this!!GoChiefs wrote:I'm gonna go with...nobody?UA5straightin2008 wrote: guess who cares!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 24, 2010 1:17pm
not till three, douchebag
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Apr 24, 2010 2:20pm
Those tornadoes in Mississippi are tearing shit up. I hope they survive the day down that way.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 24, 2010 3:20pm
The devastation of a tornado is sad.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Apr 24, 2010 3:31pm
for denison or ua?mtrulz wrote: ^^ME doucher! Btw, how's lax this year UA5?
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 24, 2010 10:48pm
I must be the only one on here,,,,,
I also must be the only one without a life!!!!
I also must be the only one without a life!!!!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Apr 24, 2010 11:08pm
Busy weekend with the kids and problems posting from my Blackberry.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 25, 2010 1:07am
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