wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jan 14, 2010 9:07pm
I love the old "braindead" Seagal and Arnold movies from the 80's. Hard to Kill, Under Siege, Commando, etc. I love that Seagal, Arny, and Stallone spoke as little as possible, but had high body counts.gut wrote: Anything with Steven Seagal in it!
EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 14, 2010 9:10pm
I always liked that Seagal never messed around or got cute. He just broke the guy's arm or knee cap...or teeth...and moved on.wes_mantooth wrote: I love the old "braindead" Seagal and Arnold movies from the 80's. Hard to Kill, Under Siege, Commando, etc. I love that Seagal, Arny, and Stallone spoke as little as possible, but had high body counts.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 14, 2010 9:11pm
Jean-Claude deserves special mention for blatant and improper abuse of slow motion effectswes_mantooth wrote:
EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Jan 14, 2010 9:14pm
If you replied Ghost? I doubt you ever got ur man card!!rip34 wrote: To revoke my man card........ Ghost
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jan 14, 2010 9:14pm
gut wrote:Jean-Claude deserves special mention for blatant and improper abuse of slow motion effectswes_mantooth wrote:
EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
osudarby08
Posts: 734
Jan 14, 2010 9:22pm
Grandma's Boy is hilarious and not that terrible of a movie.BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Grandma's Boy! That movie rocks.
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
Jan 14, 2010 9:54pm
Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
Complete with 80's Montage
And the inspiration behind my avatar, the one and only Mother F'N Shogun of Harlem
Complete with 80's Montage
And the inspiration behind my avatar, the one and only Mother F'N Shogun of Harlem
Benny The Jet
Posts: 2,987
Jan 14, 2010 9:59pm
King Kong Lives...sooooo bad, but love it. Found it on ebay and bought it.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 14, 2010 10:02pm
Transporter
Transporter 2
(pretty much anything with Jason Statham in it ... except for the Italian Job remake, with which I was pleasantly surprised)
Shoot 'Em Up (Clive Owen)
Transporter 2
(pretty much anything with Jason Statham in it ... except for the Italian Job remake, with which I was pleasantly surprised)
Shoot 'Em Up (Clive Owen)
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
Jan 14, 2010 10:04pm
Masters of the Universe- I probably watched this a thousand times when I was young
Ivan Drago as He-Man
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Timber
Posts: 935
Jan 14, 2010 11:07pm
Gotta go with Porky's... A true classic! Yet I think it would fall into this category.
"Porky... the boys from Angel Beach are here"
"Porky... the boys from Angel Beach are here"
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ZeroCool
Posts: 264
Jan 15, 2010 12:06am
fifth element-terrible but i watch every time its on
27 dresses-man card revoked
27 dresses-man card revoked
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Jan 15, 2010 12:14am
Not Another Teen Movie
and
Freddy Got Fingered
for sure
and
Freddy Got Fingered
for sure
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jan 15, 2010 12:15am
Porky's is probably the classic answer to this thread.
Even when it was a new movie..."way back when"...when I was in high school, we went to it, knowing, this is a "BAD" movie but it is really funny!
I'm a big 0ld adult n0w, but ...when I catch it on cable...it is still really funny!
Even when it was a new movie..."way back when"...when I was in high school, we went to it, knowing, this is a "BAD" movie but it is really funny!
I'm a big 0ld adult n0w, but ...when I catch it on cable...it is still really funny!
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jan 15, 2010 3:02am
Horrible Up The Academy
Mancard revokable The Notebook
Mancard revokable The Notebook
2kool4skool
Posts: 1,804
Jan 15, 2010 3:23am
Conversation begins and ends with
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 15, 2010 6:17am
3 Porky's movies cannot possibly trump Seagal's entire body of workkilldeer wrote: Porky's is probably the classic answer to this thread.
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Swamp Fox
Posts: 2,218
Jan 15, 2010 6:32am
I completely forgot about Porky's. The meeting in the principal's office was one of the funniest moments I have ever witnessed in any film. Miss Ballbreaker is hilarious.
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oldtriple
Posts: 47
Jan 15, 2010 7:45am
Come guys you are missing the most awesome worst movie ever made:
"Tremors"
"Tremors"
Thunder70
Posts: 748
Jan 15, 2010 8:31am
YES!oldtriple wrote: Come guys you are missing the most awesome worst movie ever made:
"Tremors"
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fortfan
Posts: 339
Jan 15, 2010 8:39am
50 First Dates
BuckeyeBlue
Posts: 561
Jan 15, 2010 8:44am
Gotta agree with the Snakes on a Plane nomination.
Man Card Revokable - P.S. I Love You
Man Card Revokable - P.S. I Love You
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Squirmydog
Posts: 288
Jan 15, 2010 9:23am
Krush Groove. Lousy movie that sent the rap genre into the stratasphere. Silly bad plot. Marginal acting. Outstanding music.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Jan 15, 2010 9:30am
Flesh Gordon
Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
Jan 15, 2010 10:45am
I assume that wasn't a typo and referred to the pornoriffic parody of Flash Gordon.enigmaax wrote: Flesh Gordon