skank
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 7:26pm
                            
                        I admit it was weak, but I'm tellin ya sage, as soon as your mom gets here, I'm showing this to her, we'll see what she thinks of it.ernest_t_bass wrote:FAILskank wrote: It all backfired on Sage though when he tried to kill me. I was in the kitchen getting a snack after slappin the meat to this ho, all of a sudden Sage and his...."crew", bust in the door with their uzi's, or whatever wannabe thug gang bangers "carry" these days. I managed to escape, but after shreading up my "crib", and killing the innocent ho whom, did I mention I just got done doinking? They surveyed their damage, then and only then did they realize that Sage had just killed his mama. He then, as he admitted to in an earlier post, had sex with her corpse.
ernest_t_bass
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 7:28pm
                            
                        FAILskank wrote:I admit it was weak, but I'm tellin ya sage, as soon as your mom gets here, I'm showing this to her, we'll see what she thinks of it.ernest_t_bass wrote:FAIL
SportsAndLady
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 7:28pm
                            
                        
                                Message to Society:
Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
                        Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
ernest_t_bass
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 7:29pm
                            
                        I laughed at them.SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:
Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
said_aouita
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 7:29pm
                            
                        
                                pics or it didn't happen.
                            
                        
                                        
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                                                                Gardens35
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 8:11pm
                            
                        
                                NO ALL CAPS!
Thread Closed.
                        Thread Closed.
SportsAndLady
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 8:20pm
                            
                        Well then you are a fucking loserernest_t_bass wrote:I laughed at them.SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:
Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
ernest_t_bass
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 8:23pm
                            
                        SportsAndLady wrote:Well then you are a fucking loserernest_t_bass wrote:I laughed at them.SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:
Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
Burn!
skank
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 8:23pm
                            
                        
                                I second that.
                            
                        Trueblue23
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 8:39pm
                            
                        
                                Hey Sage, lemme get an 8ball of that Zwick!
                            
                        BRF
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 9:17pm
                            
                        
                                Very interesting.
                            
                        Heretic
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 9:41pm
                            
                        
                                After reading both this post and Zwick's rebuttal, I have to give Sage the win by about a 104-2 margin (in a standard NFL game where the two is given via pity-safety).
Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe. No creativity. Well, there were some good lines, but you didn't really look outside the box. It was too predictable and tired...like a collection of "cool story, bro" pics. And you're hurt by Skank's back-up. Your stuff was decent, but bland. His is just weak sauce, which by association, detracts from you.
                        Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe. No creativity. Well, there were some good lines, but you didn't really look outside the box. It was too predictable and tired...like a collection of "cool story, bro" pics. And you're hurt by Skank's back-up. Your stuff was decent, but bland. His is just weak sauce, which by association, detracts from you.
                                        
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                                                                puffyisback
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 9:47pm
                            
                        
                                spoken like only sage could... well done bro, well done
                            
                        HitsRus
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 11:26pm
                            
                        
                                well at least the math was right.
FYI it's not massiLOLian.....it's Massholellonian
                        FYI it's not massiLOLian.....it's Massholellonian
september63
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 11:31pm
                            
                        I could not have said it any better!! Exactly.Heretic wrote: After reading both this post and Zwick's rebuttal, I have to give Sage the win by about a 104-2 margin (in a standard NFL game where the two is given via pity-safety).
Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe. No creativity. Well, there were some good lines, but you didn't really look outside the box. It was too predictable and tired...like a collection of "cool story, bro" pics. And you're hurt by Skank's back-up. Your stuff was decent, but bland. His is just weak sauce, which by association, detracts from you.
                                        
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                                                                wizecracker
                                                                            
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                                Jan 13, 2010 11:41pm
                            
                        
                                classic lol.. 3 internetz to you /b/rother
                            
                        ZWICK 4 PREZ
                                                                            
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                                Jan 14, 2010 6:34am
                            
                        Exactly.. Sage is in neverland and, like my title said, I said how it really is. Reality is harsh for some people.Heretic wrote:
Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe.
                                        
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                                                                hrspeedmerchant
                                                                            
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                                Jan 14, 2010 7:02am
                            
                        
                                I can't believe I actually read this drivel.  Pathetic.
                            
                        Fab4Runner
                                                                            
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                                Jan 14, 2010 7:23am
                            
                        
                                Love this.
                            
                        SQ_Crazies
                                                                            
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                                Jan 14, 2010 9:20am
                            
                        
                                Wow, this is retarded.
                            
                        zambrown
                                                                            
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                                Jan 14, 2010 9:29am
                            
                        
                                After reading that, I have this uncontrollable craving for a shower.  Wow.
                            
                        Chesapeake
                                                                            
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                                Jan 14, 2010 9:35am
                            
                        
                                I don't know what all of that is but it looks cool.
Feel like I just sat through the a rap video debut or something.
                        Feel like I just sat through the a rap video debut or something.
CenterBHSFan
                                                                            
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                                Jan 14, 2010 9:38am
                            
                        Chesapeake wrote: I don't know what all of that is but it looks cool.
Feel like I just sat through the a rap video debut or something.
This is Eminem vs. Mariah