ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 12, 2010 2:38pm
Let's hear 'em.
"Those pants are quiet becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be-coming too."
"Those pants are quiet becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be-coming too."
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 12, 2010 2:44pm
"Do you wash your clothes in windex? Because I can see myself in your pants"
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 12, 2010 2:45pm
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven."
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 12, 2010 2:46pm
"Want to go out and get a pizza and scrog? ... (woman slaps man) ... What, you don't like pizza?"
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 12, 2010 2:47pm
to a full sized woman--"can I buy you a Diet Coke"??
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Jan 12, 2010 2:50pm
"Hi.....you'll do"
Q
queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Jan 12, 2010 2:59pm
Justin's favorite at the bar:
"Can I push in your stool for you?"
"Can I push in your stool for you?"
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Drums of War
Posts: 356
Jan 12, 2010 3:49pm
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Jan 12, 2010 3:52pm
Is ur name easter?
No, why?
Cuz I wanna fuck u in the ass
No, why?
Cuz I wanna fuck u in the ass
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Jan 12, 2010 3:55pm
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 12, 2010 4:08pm
SMH... Actually, LOL.Sage wrote: Is ur name easter?
No, why?
Cuz I wanna fuck u in the ass
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jan 12, 2010 4:09pm
Wanna bang?
BlueDevil11
Posts: 1,911
Jan 12, 2010 4:16pm
If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put u and i together.
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Jan 12, 2010 4:27pm
Do you have a map?... Cause when I looked into your eyes I got lost.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Jan 12, 2010 4:31pm
do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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berry
Posts: 475
Jan 12, 2010 4:31pm
For the oldtimers among us:
"C'mon baby. You're almost horizontal already."
"If I said you had a beautiful body, could you remember the year?"
"After tonight, you'll need that handicapped sticker."
"Sorry to hear about Earl. But hey, you look good in black."
"C'mon baby. You're almost horizontal already."
"If I said you had a beautiful body, could you remember the year?"
"After tonight, you'll need that handicapped sticker."
"Sorry to hear about Earl. But hey, you look good in black."
fish82
Posts: 4,111
Jan 12, 2010 4:45pm
Here....drink this.
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Squirmydog
Posts: 288
Jan 12, 2010 4:47pm
Are you in a theater, because you are picking your seat.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 12, 2010 4:48pm
Drop the zero, come hang with the hero.
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capninsano
Posts: 411
Jan 12, 2010 4:50pm
Here's my favorite opener when the situation presents itself...usually waiting at the bar for a drink......it's really not cheesy because it works.
Me: (Point to a hot girl across the bar) Do you think she's hot?
Her: Yeah
Me: Yeah I thought you looked like a lesbian (smile).
Or if she says no respond with..."Oh I could have sworn you were a lesbian"
Pretty good opener..gets them laughing and usually an arm punch.
Me: (Point to a hot girl across the bar) Do you think she's hot?
Her: Yeah
Me: Yeah I thought you looked like a lesbian (smile).
Or if she says no respond with..."Oh I could have sworn you were a lesbian"
Pretty good opener..gets them laughing and usually an arm punch.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 12, 2010 5:00pm
If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit between the holidays?
Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Jan 12, 2010 6:02pm
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinkin'?
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Foul Tip
Posts: 113
Jan 12, 2010 6:20pm
1) Let's play army. I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me!
2) I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he wandered in that cheap motel room.
3) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!
4) All those curves and me with no brakes!
AND THE LINE THAT NEVER FAILS
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?
2) I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he wandered in that cheap motel room.
3) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!
4) All those curves and me with no brakes!
AND THE LINE THAT NEVER FAILS
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jan 12, 2010 6:24pm
Coyote: Want some candy?
mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.
Never fails for him!
mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.
Never fails for him!
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jan 12, 2010 6:25pm
Aren't you a little fat to be raping young men?GoChiefs wrote: Coyote: Want some candy?
mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.
Never fails for him!