Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jan 12, 2010 6:27pm
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jan 12, 2010 6:27pm
Why you gotta call Coyote fat?sleeper wrote: Aren't you a little fat to be raping young men?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 12, 2010 6:46pm
I like Coyote and mtrulz, but I laughed my a$$ off at this.GoChiefs wrote: Coyote: Want some candy?
mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.
Never fails for him!
David St. Hubbins
Posts: 205
Jan 12, 2010 6:47pm
Do you work at Subway? Cuz you're giving me a footlong.
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 12, 2010 6:47pm
Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?
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eaglefutbol33
Posts: 23
Jan 12, 2010 6:48pm
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Jan 12, 2010 6:50pm
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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CofCBrugs87
Posts: 10
Jan 12, 2010 6:51pm
Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: haha idk
Me: enough to break the ice....my name is (insert name here)
Girl: haha idk
Me: enough to break the ice....my name is (insert name here)
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 12, 2010 7:50pm
ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?
Nice pants, wanna fu*k?LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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DaBrowns41
Posts: 1,304
Jan 12, 2010 7:53pm
I like your pooper.
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eaglefutbol33
Posts: 23
Jan 13, 2010 12:13am
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jan 13, 2010 12:32am
I am on fire. Can you please, please get a fire extinguisher? I am burning very badly.
Is your father a thief? I think I raped him in prison.
Is your father a thief? I think I raped him in prison.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Jan 13, 2010 12:56am
Nice tits, wanna fuck?ernest_t_bass wrote:ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?Nice pants, wanna fu*k?LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Jan 13, 2010 1:01am
eh your face is alright, wanna fu*k?karen lotz wrote:Nice tits, wanna fuck?ernest_t_bass wrote:ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?Nice pants, wanna fu*k?LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 13, 2010 7:13am
I Wear Pants... I laughed.
Heelz
Posts: 780
Jan 13, 2010 8:07am
Are those space pants? That ass is out of this world!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 13, 2010 8:13am
Would you like to go to the pants party?
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noquarter
Posts: 62
Jan 13, 2010 8:55am
got any fries to go with that shake?
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Jan 13, 2010 8:58am
'You're a fabulous babe. Why don't we swing by the Airport Mariott for a couple of hours? Bring a dropcloth, you'll need it".
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justcompete
Posts: 263
Jan 13, 2010 10:53am
You wanna fu*k, or should I appologise?
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chevy67
Posts: 11
Jan 13, 2010 12:54pm
If we were both squirrels could i bust my nut in your hole.