I did the Macarena with my science teacher under your bed because i'm sexy and I do what I want!

Which is fine because my science teacher in high school was a Milf and still is!

I karate chopped a monster in a elevator because I am sexy and do what I want.....

I had sex with your mom, at least once, and I do what I want.

jmog wrote: My wife asked me the other day "So did you even wonder why all the girls were posting colors as their status?"

I replied, "I saw it, didn't care and moved on."

She laughed, "I knew you wouldn't care, and probably most guys. It was supposed to be for B.C. awareness and to 'mess with men' make them wonder why women are posting colors."

She said that in the end most of the people that got annoyed and wanted to know why statuses were colors, were women who didn't get the "memo". Hardly any men even cared or noticed.

Too funny if you ask me.

So....why were you in the kitchen?

Glory Days wrote: i saw that too and just did some research. not sure how it got started but this is how it works.

I'd wholeheartedly support something more like this.

Pick the month you were born:
January------- My boyfriend/fiance/husband
February------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
March--------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
April----------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
May----------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
June----------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
July-----------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
August--------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
September----My boyfriend/fiance/husband
October-------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
November----My boyfriend/fiance/husband
December----My boyfriend/fiance/husband

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
2-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
3-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
4-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
5-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
6-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
7-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
8-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
9- ------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
10-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
11-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
12-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
13-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
14-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
15-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
16-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
17-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
18-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
19------ -came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
20-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
21-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
22-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
23-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
24-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
25-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
26-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
27-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
28-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
29-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
30-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
31-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- without warning me
2 ---------without warning me
3 ----------- without warning me
4 ----------- without warning me
5 ----------- without warning me
6 --------- without warning me
7 --------- without warning me
8---------- without warning me
9 -------- without warning me
0 -------- without warning me

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Black---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Pink-----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Red-----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Blue-----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Green---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Purple---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Gray----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Yellow--------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Orange--------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Brown---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
Other----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
None----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do