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My wife and four other workers now have new offices. The renovation project converted a large large room in to six offices good size and nice space the brain child of the company committee department managers, vp and president. "assholes, idiot and clueless" .Good idea but poor execution. Lack of construction knowledge, mechanicals of heating /air conditioning, electrical and network cabling ...and being cheap. They now have a problem:
The thermostat control is in one office "Fatass New Department Boss".
As my wife explains the situation is get so cold in the offices she requesting the company to provide flannel bras to prevent nippletipitis.
She took in a space heater. The others have also complained over the past week but with no solution. Fat Boss does care nor does he want to address the situation. Why .. He and his committee was to over see the project and approve the plans. The contractor made money on this deal.

what to do?


Yesterday she was told that the space heater was causing the problem. That did not go over well. One Short fat boss almost when home with a cord sticking out of his ass.
She brought the heater home. The wife is giving this issue one more week to correct or else.....

My solution other than crush his thumbs ..... Is to disconnect his thermostat from those five offices and reconnecting it to control the presidents office, secretary and copy room. Recconnect the hallway thermostat to control the temps in my wife office area offices. Nobody would know until they bring in a heating specialist to inspect the mechanical.
Jul 26, 2017 7:07pm
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ernest_t_bass

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WTF!?
Jul 26, 2017 7:12pm
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SportsAndLady

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lol jesus
Jul 26, 2017 7:56pm
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Was hoping this thread was going to be a little sluttier than this.
Jul 26, 2017 8:14pm
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Gardens35

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Make your changes then crush his thumbs.

The answer was there the whole time.
Jul 26, 2017 8:19pm
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* went
Jul 26, 2017 8:35pm
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Belly35;1864124 wrote: ..... Is to disconnect his thermostat from those five offices and reconnecting it to control the presidents office, secretary and copy room. Recconnect the hallway thermostat to control the temps in my wife office area offices. Nobody would know until they bring in a heating specialist to inspect the mechanical.
Do it.
Jul 26, 2017 10:24pm
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Belly always delivers!!!!!
Jul 26, 2017 10:25pm
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Tell your stupid wife to shut up and put another layer on. You can always add another layer but can only take so many off.
Jul 27, 2017 3:42am
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Belly35

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salto;1864207 wrote:Tell your stupid wife to shut up and put another layer on. You can always add another layer but can only take so many off.
That your solution. So one fat sweaty guy change the whole work environment and nothing should be done or taken care of.
Layer clothing in the summer and more layers in the winter.....yep the perfect solution
Jul 27, 2017 6:28am
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Ironman92;1864140 wrote:Was hoping this thread was going to be a little sluttier than this.
...here ya go Ironman92

Jul 27, 2017 7:30am
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4cards;1864210 wrote:...here ya go Ironman92

Good choice...one of my all-time faves
Jul 27, 2017 8:09am
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Belly35;1864124 wrote:My wife and four other workers now have new offices. The renovation project converted a large large room in to six offices good size and nice space the brain child of the company committee department managers, vp and president. "assholes, idiot and clueless" .Good idea but poor execution. Lack of construction knowledge, mechanicals of heating /air conditioning, electrical and network cabling ...and being cheap. They now have a problem:
The thermostat control is in one office "Fatass New Department Boss".
As my wife explains the situation is get so cold in the offices she requesting the company to provide flannel bras to prevent nippletipitis.
She took in a space heater. The others have also complained over the past week but with no solution. Fat Boss does care nor does he want to address the situation. Why .. He and his committee was to over see the project and approve the plans. The contractor made money on this deal.

what to do?


Yesterday she was told that the space heater was causing the problem. That did not go over well. One Short fat boss almost when home with a cord sticking out of his ass.
She brought the heater home. The wife is giving this issue one more week to correct or else.....

My solution other than crush his thumbs ..... Is to disconnect his thermostat from those five offices and reconnecting it to control the presidents office, secretary and copy room. Recconnect the hallway thermostat to control the temps in my wife office area offices. Nobody would know until they bring in a heating specialist to inspect the mechanical.
you sound like a lazy entitled millennial. stop complaining and do your job
Jul 27, 2017 9:35am
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LOL.

Tell your wife to bring in a sweater or two and shut the fuck up.
Jul 27, 2017 9:41am
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I stopped reading after the first sentence, lord help us!
Jul 27, 2017 10:39am
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Jul 27, 2017 11:00am
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Automatik;1864244 wrote:LOL.

Tell your wife to bring in a sweater or two and shut the fuck up.
Agree 100%. I bet she will probably bitch when it's too warm, also...Or if someone loads the toilet paper under instead of over. Does the water cooler temps need adjusted too? What about the color of the carpet?

FFS, get back to being productive, or go home and be reproductive!
Jul 27, 2017 11:30am
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I hate working in a super cold office, but it is what it is. I wore sweatshirts and had a space heater.
Jul 27, 2017 11:54am
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Right. Just like any normal human being. At least you didn't bitch like Belly's entitled wife.
Jul 27, 2017 1:02pm
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Belly35;1864209 wrote: Layer clothing in the summer and more layers in the winter.....yep the perfect solution
Welcome to the real world.
Jul 27, 2017 1:08pm
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MontyBrunswick;1864241 wrote:you sound like a lazy entitled millennial. stop complaining and do your job
Automatik;1864244 wrote:LOL.

Tell your wife to bring in a sweater or two and shut the fuck up.
^this
Jul 27, 2017 1:09pm
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Automatik;1864244 wrote:LOL.

Tell your wife to bring in a sweater or two and shut the fuck up.

I am a bit surprised you would support bullying of female employees.
Jul 27, 2017 1:45pm
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QuakerOats;1864294 wrote:I am a bit surprised you would support bullying of female employees.

It's ok to have one. It's not ok to be one.
Jul 27, 2017 1:48pm
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Huh, working in an office that tends to have at least a couple middle-aged women who have far different ideas as to what temperature is comfortable than I do, this thread is a revelation. Instead of simply realizing that life doesn't always cater to me and wearing clothes that fit the in-office temperature, I should have just whined incessantly until I got my way because the world needs to revolve around me and what I want.

Good to know.
Jul 27, 2017 1:52pm
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AC.......pansy.
Jul 27, 2017 2:08pm