2017 Random College Football

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wildcats20
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Nov 28, 2017 5:21pm
So a long time friend of mine's name is Jeremy Pruitt. It recently came out that Alabama DC Jeremy Pruitt is a candidate for the Miss State job. Damn southerners don't realize that a 30 year old black guy is not the same guy as a 43 year old white football coach. My friend has now gone viral lol

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/11/27/16708450/jeremy-pruitt-mississippi-state-coach
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Nov 28, 2017 5:58pm
wildcats20;1883717 wrote:So a long time friend of mine's name is Jeremy Pruitt. It recently came out that Alabama DC Jeremy Pruitt is a candidate for the Miss State job. Damn southerners don't realize that a 30 year old black guy is not the same guy as a 43 year old white football coach. My friend has now gone viral lol

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/11/27/16708450/jeremy-pruitt-mississippi-state-coach
Good stuff
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Nov 28, 2017 6:08pm
He's getting all kinds of invites from Miss Stage fans. It's hilarious. He's done 3 radio interviews today.
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Nov 28, 2017 6:26pm
So, how does Chef Pruit prepare his asparagus?
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Nov 28, 2017 6:42pm
wildcats20;1883717 wrote:So a long time friend of mine's name is Jeremy Pruitt. It recently came out that Alabama DC Jeremy Pruitt is a candidate for the Miss State job. Damn southerners don't realize that a 30 year old black guy is not the same guy as a 43 year old white football coach. My friend has now gone viral lol

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/11/27/16708450/jeremy-pruitt-mississippi-state-coach
That's awesome. His response and the responses to his response were all great.
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Nov 28, 2017 8:18pm
I would like to invite Chef Pruitt on here to banter with us big shots
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Nov 28, 2017 8:51pm
Ironman92;1883766 wrote:I would like to invite Chef Pruitt on here to banter with us big shots
He knew about the Huddle back in the day. Doubt he would join here though.
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ironman02
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Nov 28, 2017 10:15pm
Looks like Penn State OC Joe Moorhead will be the next coach at Mississippi State.

Also looks like Mike Gundy used Tennessee to most likely get a raise. He's staying put, despite Tennessee offering a 6 year, $42M deal. lol
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Nov 29, 2017 3:19am
ironman02;1883786 wrote:Looks like Penn State OC Joe Moorhead will be the next coach at Mississippi State.

Also looks like Mike Gundy used Tennessee to most likely get a raise. He's staying put, despite Tennessee offering a 6 year, $42M deal. lol
Gundy was never leaving Ok St. You're exactly right.
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friendfromlowry
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Nov 29, 2017 5:52am
wildcats20;1883793 wrote:Gundy was never leaving Ok St. You're exactly right.
it was cute watching Vol fans on Twitter think he was though.
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Nov 29, 2017 6:10am
Apparently Herm Edwards is interviewing for Arizona State. Guess Sumlin wasn't as much of a done deal as it seemed to be.
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Nov 29, 2017 10:47am
friendfromlowry;1883794 wrote:it was cute watching Vol fans on Twitter think he was though.
Vol fans are taking "stupid hillbilly" to a whole new level right now.
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Nov 29, 2017 10:56am
I am LOVING how this is turning out for Tennessee.
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friendfromlowry
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Nov 29, 2017 11:10am
Heretic;1883833 wrote:Vol fans are taking "stupid hillbilly" to a whole new level right now.
Clay Travis and his fucking idiot followers on Twitter last night was trying to figure out how to track a plane supposedly from Knoxville to Stillwater, OK. Brought the lulz.
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Nov 29, 2017 11:22am
Dear Tennessee Fan,

We wanted to let you in on a little something the rest of America has known for 15-20 years. Yours is not an elite football program. You are a mid-range program whose goal should be to challenge for conference titles once every 5-10 years. Like a severe flood, you may contend for a national championship once every 100 years or so, but that is about it. Your program has been irrelevant for 20 years, no one outside your state talks about Tennessee football except when reading a story about Peyton Manning. Outside of him, the most important thing about your program is the Volunteer Navy. That's kind of a cool tradition - take a boat down the river, tie up and tailgate and then go watch the Vols get wood shedded by Vanderbilt.

It just seems like it'd be healthier for you to get a handle on reality. Instead of looking toward Columbus or Tuscaloosa for benchmarking, you should be looking at Oxford, MS, Iowa City, Boulder or Syracuse for your appropriate comparisons.

Sorry to bother you with this. But it is hard watching you ignorantly embarrassing yourself by acting as though you are something you are not. There is no reason to think you cannot be happy as a second tier program. Just ask Virginia. They are happy with their lot and have a lot of fun at their games.

With love,

The Rest of America

PS Your checkerboard end zones are really cute!
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Nov 29, 2017 11:37am
friendfromlowry;1883845 wrote:Clay Travis and his fucking idiot followers on Twitter last night was trying to figure out how to track a plane supposedly from Knoxville to Stillwater, OK. Brought the lulz.
Clay Travis' stupidity is the gift that keeps on giving.
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vball10set
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Nov 29, 2017 11:47am
Heretic;1883858 wrote:Clay Travis' stupidity is the gift that keeps on giving.

htf this guy has a nationally syndicated show is beyond me
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Nov 29, 2017 12:21pm
Dr Winston O'Boogie;1883849 wrote:Dear Tennessee Fan,

We wanted to let you in on a little something the rest of America has known for 15-20 years. Yours is not an elite football program. You are a mid-range program whose goal should be to challenge for conference titles once every 5-10 years. Like a severe flood, you may contend for a national championship once every 100 years or so, but that is about it. Your program has been irrelevant for 20 years, no one outside your state talks about Tennessee football except when reading a story about Peyton Manning. Outside of him, the most important thing about your program is the Volunteer Navy. That's kind of a cool tradition - take a boat down the river, tie up and tailgate and then go watch the Vols get wood shedded by Vanderbilt.

It just seems like it'd be healthier for you to get a handle on reality. Instead of looking toward Columbus or Tuscaloosa for benchmarking, you should be looking at Oxford, MS, Iowa City, Boulder or Syracuse for your appropriate comparisons.

Sorry to bother you with this. But it is hard watching you ignorantly embarrassing yourself by acting as though you are something you are not. There is no reason to think you cannot be happy as a second tier program. Just ask Virginia. They are happy with their lot and have a lot of fun at their games.

With love,

The Rest of America

PS Your checkerboard end zones are really cute!
Now, the Vols might be onto something that's more their level, going after Brohm from Purdue. A coach that, in one year, has taken a mediocre program turned horrible and elevated it back up to sweet, sweet mediocrity.
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Nov 29, 2017 2:11pm
wildcats20;1883795 wrote:Apparently Herm Edwards is interviewing for Arizona State. Guess Sumlin wasn't as much of a done deal as it seemed to be.
That would be a very puzzling hire to me. A 63 year old who hasn’t coached anywhere in a decade and hasn’t been on a college staff in 30 years?
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Nov 29, 2017 2:20pm
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Nov 29, 2017 2:22pm
Miami's Ahmmon Richards was carted off the field at practice today with some sort of injury.
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Nov 29, 2017 3:10pm
Holy shit show.

Tennessee had an agreement with Brohm. The AD took the deal to the chancellor and the chancellor said no. So they amended the deal and Brohm said no.

According to Clay Travis.
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ironman02
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Nov 29, 2017 6:25pm
wildcats20;1883918 wrote:Holy shit show.

Tennessee had an agreement with Brohm. The AD took the deal to the chancellor and the chancellor said no. So they amended the deal and Brohm said no.

According to Clay Travis.
Moving on to the NC State coach now?
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Nov 29, 2017 7:33pm
Lane Kiffin tweeted out this meme...

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Nov 29, 2017 7:48pm
Mulva;1883905 wrote:That would be a very puzzling hire to me. A 63 year old who hasn’t coached anywhere in a decade and hasn’t been on a college staff in 30 years?
Looks like it's about to be official.