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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 13, 2017 11:21 AM
She sucked c0¢k for $32?
Apr 13, 2017 11:21am
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Apr 13, 2017 11:27 AM
ernest_t_bass;1847546 wrote:She sucked c0¢k for $32?
Sounds more like a bargain than a rape.
Apr 13, 2017 11:27am
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Apr 13, 2017 12:03 PM
No it sounds like a rape.

I hope she is punished to the full extent of the law.
Apr 13, 2017 12:03pm
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Apr 13, 2017 1:46 PM
Be kinda hard to enjoy the BJ when someone else is holding a knife to your throat, I'd think.
Apr 13, 2017 1:46pm
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Apr 13, 2017 1:51 PM
Heretic;1847597 wrote:Be kinda hard to enjoy the BJ when someone else is holding a knife to your throat, I'd think.
I thought you had to pay extra for that.
Apr 13, 2017 1:51pm
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Apr 13, 2017 2:13 PM
sleeper;1847563 wrote:No it sounds like a rape.

I hope she is punished to the full extent of the law.

You should be punished more; her or the guy holding the knife on the victim?
Apr 13, 2017 2:13pm
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Apr 13, 2017 2:14 PM
QuakerOats;1847606 wrote:You should be punished more; her or the guy holding the knife on the victim?
Both equally.
Apr 13, 2017 2:14pm
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Apr 13, 2017 2:23 PM
Heretic;1847597 wrote:Be kinda hard to enjoy the BJ when someone else is holding a knife to your throat, I'd think.


Apr 13, 2017 2:23pm
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Apr 13, 2017 2:24 PM
If it wasn't for the knife/robbery part I am sure that the number of male uber applicants in the Findley area would have gone up given this news.
Apr 13, 2017 2:24pm
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Apr 13, 2017 5:53 PM
Heretic;1847597 wrote:Be kinda hard to enjoy the BJ when someone else is holding a knife to your throat, I'd think.
Commander of Awesome;1847602 wrote:I thought you had to pay extra for that.
I can't imagine the feels this guy was going through. On one end he probably had mass anxiety, because he had knife at his throat and he was getting robbed. On the other end, his dick was getting sucked. There must have been mass confusion from the signals his brain was sending all over his body.
Apr 13, 2017 5:53pm
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Apr 13, 2017 6:05 PM
The crazy thing is she messaged my buddy on Facebook asking for a ride the one day and he said no. Also I know this crazy bitch. It doesn't surprise me lol


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Apr 13, 2017 6:05pm
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Apr 13, 2017 6:11 PM
Crimson streak;1847705 wrote:. Also I know this crazy bitch. It doesn't surprise me lol


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More details.
Apr 13, 2017 6:11pm
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Apr 13, 2017 6:17 PM
like_that;1847704 wrote:I can't imagine the feels this guy was going through. On one end he probably had mass anxiety, because he had knife at his throat and he was getting robbed. On the other end, his dick was getting sucked. There must have been mass confusion from the signals his brain was sending all over his body.
Lol, I was thinking the same thing. My take is she could have done this solo, less people involved,less chance of getting caught. Offer the driver a hummer, give him a couple seconds, and then clamp her skinners down firmly. Guarantee he will hand over his wallet. She probably would have gotten away with it.
Apr 13, 2017 6:17pm
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Apr 13, 2017 7:10 PM
like_that;1847704 wrote:I can't imagine the feels this guy was going through. On one end he probably had mass anxiety, because he had knife at his throat and he was getting robbed. On the other end, his dick was getting sucked. There must have been mass confusion from the signals his brain was sending all over his body.
That old joke "when I die, I want to go having sex"....I would probably be thinking I was about to die, because crazy serial killer shit is the only thing that would make this make sense.
Apr 13, 2017 7:10pm
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Apr 13, 2017 7:12 PM
Bio-Hazzzzard;1847709 wrote:Lol, I was thinking the same thing. My take is she could have done this solo
I'm thinking the guy with the knife could have just as easily robbed the guy by himself.

This is just beyond bizarre. Maybe they were hoping the guy wouldn't say anything if he got a BJ. She's going to make some prison guard very happy.
Apr 13, 2017 7:12pm
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Apr 14, 2017 7:57 AM
Do we know that it was a BJ? I read one article that just said "sex" and this one says "sex acts."
Apr 14, 2017 7:57am
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Apr 14, 2017 8:25 AM
SnotBubbles;1847753 wrote:Do we know that it was a BJ? I read one article that just said "sex" and this one says "sex acts."
A blowjob is oral sex. Aka, sex.
Apr 14, 2017 8:25am
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Apr 14, 2017 9:15 AM
SportsAndLady;1847706 wrote:More details.
She's just a crazy bitch lol and will pretty much fuck anything lol


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Apr 14, 2017 9:15am
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Apr 14, 2017 9:57 AM
SportsAndLady;1847754 wrote:A blowjob is oral sex. Aka, sex.

Said Bill Clinton never
Apr 14, 2017 9:57am