It is official I am the greatest I am the greatest pancake maker of all times been verified by my grandchildren. I've taken a title for my mom but my grandkids don't know is my mom's pancakes will always be the greatest. What are you The Greatest at so far in my life. I become the greatest tent maker, lighting bug catcher, greatest dad, grandpa, the greatest treehouse maker, coach, teacher, soldier, the greatest gardener, lover, friend, son, husband, the greatest guy, and bullshitter, dick, ass-hole just to name a few. I've been the greatest of many things confirmed by just a few individuals.
What have you become The Greatest confirmed by one individual?
Dec 3, 2016 9:14am
salto
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salto
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 10:11 AMDec 3, 2016 10:11 AM
A few dozen women have told me I was their greatest sex partner.
Dec 3, 2016 10:11am
Belly35
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Belly35
Elderly Intellectual
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 10:29 AMDec 3, 2016 10:29 AM
salto;1827361 wrote:A few dozen women have told me I was their greatest sex partner.
voice activated polychloroprene does not count
Dec 3, 2016 10:29am
Spock
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2,853posts
Spock
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 11:23 AMDec 3, 2016 11:23 AM
i made cakes this morning. Mine were pretty good
Dec 3, 2016 11:23am
Ironman92
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Ironman92
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 11:38 AMDec 3, 2016 11:38 AM
I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
I think my lasagna is the best
Dec 3, 2016 11:38am
SportsAndLady
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SportsAndLady
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 12:09 PMDec 3, 2016 12:09 PM
salto;1827361 wrote:A few dozen girls have told me I was their greatest sex partner.
Fixed
Dec 3, 2016 12:09pm
BRF
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BRF
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 6:32 PMDec 3, 2016 6:32 PM
I am the greatest on having the nut sack opened up.
Vasectomy
Reversed
Vasectomy
Done and not going for world record.
Dec 3, 2016 6:32pm
friendfromlowry
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F
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friendfromlowry
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 7:17 PMDec 3, 2016 7:17 PM
salto;1827361 wrote:No one has told me I was their greatest sex partner.
SportsAndLady;1827369 wrote:Fixed
Fixed again
Dec 3, 2016 7:17pm
Devils Advocate
Brudda o da bomber
4,539posts
Devils Advocate
Brudda o da bomber
4,539
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 7:39 PMDec 3, 2016 7:39 PM
friendfromlowry;1827412 wrote:Fixed again
Nope. That's BRF. Salto can't be fixed.
Dec 3, 2016 7:39pm
Ironman92
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Ironman92
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Sat, Dec 3, 2016 9:02 PMDec 3, 2016 9:02 PM
BRF;1827403 wrote:I am the greatest on having the nut sack opened up.
Vasectomy
Reversed
Vasectomy
Done and not going for world record.
WTF?
Dec 3, 2016 9:02pm
Automatik
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14,632posts
Automatik
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Mon, Dec 5, 2016 4:53 PMDec 5, 2016 4:53 PM
Joint roller
Music track digger / ID'er
Dec 5, 2016 4:53pm
thavoice
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thavoice
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Mon, Dec 5, 2016 5:08 PMDec 5, 2016 5:08 PM
Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
I think my lasagna is the best
I dont know man, I make a mean lasagna.....
Dec 5, 2016 5:08pm
FatHobbit
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FatHobbit
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Mon, Dec 5, 2016 11:48 PMDec 5, 2016 11:48 PM
Muhammed Ali told me I'm the greatest
Dec 5, 2016 11:48pm
QuakerOats
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Tue, Dec 6, 2016 10:59 AMDec 6, 2016 10:59 AM
OC'er
Dec 6, 2016 10:59am
j_crazy
7 gram rocks. how i roll.
8,372posts
j_crazy
7 gram rocks. how i roll.
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Tue, Dec 6, 2016 11:14 AMDec 6, 2016 11:14 AM
Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.
Dec 6, 2016 11:14am
Ironman92
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Ironman92
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Tue, Dec 6, 2016 11:22 AMDec 6, 2016 11:22 AM
j_crazy;1827869 wrote:I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.
Dozen in 29 seconds
Dec 6, 2016 11:22am
j_crazy
7 gram rocks. how i roll.
8,372posts
j_crazy
7 gram rocks. how i roll.
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Tue, Dec 6, 2016 11:24 AMDec 6, 2016 11:24 AM
I've never timed myself but i feel like i could at the very least tie that.
Dec 6, 2016 11:24am
Ironman92
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Ironman92
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Tue, Dec 6, 2016 12:16 PMDec 6, 2016 12:16 PM
j_crazy;1827879 wrote:I've never timed myself but i feel like i could at the very least tie that.
Could do quicker but made for the customer
Dec 6, 2016 12:16pm
redrocket
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redrocket
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Thu, Dec 8, 2016 5:48 AMDec 8, 2016 5:48 AM
I'm the greatest at being screwed over by so called friends.
Dec 8, 2016 5:48am
vball10set
paying it forward
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vball10set
paying it forward
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Thu, Dec 8, 2016 9:03 AMDec 8, 2016 9:03 AM
Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
j_crazy;1827869 wrote:I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.
I propose a 'Big Mac assembler' challenge with sleeper as judge
Dec 8, 2016 9:03am
Belly35
Elderly Intellectual
9,716posts
Belly35
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Thu, Dec 8, 2016 3:25 PMDec 8, 2016 3:25 PM
redrocket;1828014 wrote:I'm the greatest at being screwed over by so called friends.
