I caught a white guy having sex with my livestock last night...

Serious Business Backup 51 replies 2,175 views
S
SnotBubbles
Jan 6, 2010 12:05pm
I was at a place last night and when I came out I saw some white guy having sex with my sheep. I said "WTF dude?" He started apologizing and talking about how he thought it was his sheep. I said, "no worries, man...I figured that." It was the first time I ever saw a white person turn red.
Rotinaj's avatar
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jan 6, 2010 12:06pm
Hey,uhhhhh......Sheep Fucker.....Do you need assistance?!?!?!??!?
darbypitcher22's avatar
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 6, 2010 12:07pm
Cool Story Bro.
T
trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Jan 6, 2010 12:08pm
Dude.... you said you wouldn't tell anyone!!
S
SnotBubbles
Jan 6, 2010 12:08pm
trackandccrunner wrote: Dude.... you said you wouldn't tell anyone!!
I didn't say your name dude.
Fab1b's avatar
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 6, 2010 12:23pm
Bunch of sick bastards I tell you!
majorspark's avatar
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Jan 6, 2010 12:26pm
So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
S
superman
Posts: 3,582
Jan 6, 2010 12:27pm
majorspark wrote: So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
WLS/Snot is a very jealous man.
Little Danny's avatar
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jan 6, 2010 12:34pm
I'm waiting for Tiernan to say there is no beastiality in Ohio.
4cards's avatar
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 6, 2010 12:34pm
SnotBubbles wrote: I was at a place last night and when I came out I saw some white guy having sex with my sheep. I said "WTF dude?" He started apologizing and talking about how he thought it was his sheep. I said, "no worries, man...I figured that." It was the first time I ever saw a white person turn red.
...you white people is jus silly!
Heretic's avatar
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 6, 2010 12:43pm
majorspark wrote: So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
How would you feel if you got an STD from YOUR sheep because some other dude was plugging them while you were away?

That's what I thought.
bases_loaded's avatar
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Jan 6, 2010 12:44pm
Oh I get it, because some white guy used the word black to desrcibe a black person, this thread is needed. Black people are racists.
mcburg93's avatar
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Jan 6, 2010 12:48pm
wow I thought something was fishy about that wls guy but wasnt sure.
S
SnotBubbles
Jan 6, 2010 1:20pm
bases_loaded wrote: Oh I get it, because some white guy used the word black to desrcibe a black person, this thread is needed. Black people are racists.
Wait. I'm white. Revise your theory and resubmit for approval. Pronto.
David St. Hubbins's avatar
David St. Hubbins
Posts: 205
Jan 6, 2010 1:23pm
Was it really necessary to mention that the guy was white? You could have just said 'some guy'.
S
SnotBubbles
Jan 6, 2010 1:26pm
But he was white. That's how myself described it to my other self. It's not racist.
H
Hammerin'Hank
Posts: 151
Jan 6, 2010 2:35pm
But was it a black sheep that he was with? That would make quite a difference. Wait, no I guess it wouldn't.
T
Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 6, 2010 2:43pm
Was he really Rammin' it to her?
wes_mantooth's avatar
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jan 6, 2010 2:45pm
This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.
4cards's avatar
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 6, 2010 3:06pm
wes_mantooth wrote: This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.
baaaaa our butts hurt!
gorocks99's avatar
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Jan 6, 2010 3:11pm
Hey, hey, take that pic to the NSFW forum. Gross.
CenterBHSFan's avatar
CenterBHSFan
Posts: 6,115
Jan 6, 2010 3:20pm
wes_mantooth wrote: This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.

So... do you like your sheep freshly shorn? or full out bushy?

:D
Hb31187's avatar
Hb31187
Posts: 8,534
Jan 6, 2010 3:34pm
Fab1b's avatar
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 6, 2010 3:35pm
BAAAAAAA sounds like YAAAAAAAAAAH
Devils Advocate's avatar
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jan 6, 2010 4:26pm
He was only embareASSED because you cought him with the FAT AND UGLY one:P