I caught a white guy having sex with my livestock last night...

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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 6, 2010 4:39pm
(Yes, I know that it is a pig, and not a sheep)

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BRF
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Jan 6, 2010 5:32pm
SnotBubbles wrote: I was at a place last night and when I came out I saw some white guy having sex with my sheep. I said "WTF dude?" He started apologizing and talking about how he thought it was his sheep. I said, "no worries, man...I figured that." It was the first time I ever saw a white person turn red.
I just now got a chance to catch up on some threads and just have to say, .....Snotbubbles...that's your best post I have ever read....I just laughed and laughed....that is SO rich coming off of that other thread. And the follow up comments by others posters was hilarious, too.

Thanks for the good laugh!
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behindthelense
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Jan 6, 2010 5:34pm
At least he didn't say "your turn"
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bcubed
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Jan 6, 2010 5:47pm
behindthelense wrote: At least he didn't say "your turn"
Or do you want sloppy seconds!
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Jan 6, 2010 6:04pm
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Jimmie Copas
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Jan 6, 2010 6:18pm
Sounds like a made up story,bet he doesn't even have any sheep.
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Jan 6, 2010 6:21pm
CenterBHSFan wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote: This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.

So... do you like your sheep freshly shorn? or full out bushy?

:D
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nc52
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Jan 6, 2010 7:20pm
this is completely racist toward sheep fuckers.
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Jan 6, 2010 7:27pm
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Hammerin'Hank
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Jan 6, 2010 8:03pm
Here's your sign.......
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Tiger2003
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Jan 6, 2010 8:43pm
The sad thing is...THIS REALLY HAPPENED IN DANVILLE
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Cat Food Flambe'
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Jan 6, 2010 9:19pm
Hey - I was home all night - and I have witness. Can't speak for Toz15, though.

Snotbubbles - I never knew you lived in Fayette County!
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Buckeye2B
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Jan 6, 2010 11:24pm
In one Ohio town, they skip the livestock and do the picnic table... Pretty hot huh?? <shrugs>
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Jan 6, 2010 11:33pm
Where was King Curtis or Elliot Stabler or Mike Clark when this happened?
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Foul Tip
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Jan 8, 2010 5:18am
The thing about having sex with a sheep is when they see you on the street a year later, they won't give you the time of day.
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said_aouita
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Jan 8, 2010 8:15am
Was the white dudes name Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilly?
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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 8, 2010 8:22am
Foul Tip wrote: The thing about having sex with a sheep is when they see you on the street a year later, they won't give you the time of day.
Because they don't wear watches?
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TCSoup
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Jan 8, 2010 3:43pm
The sheep looked at snotbubble and said thats my Daaaaaaaaaaaad.
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4cards
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Jan 8, 2010 4:06pm
...and when the cops arrived snotbubble's told the police" honest officer, I was only helping them over the fence when my pants fell off"
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Devils Advocate
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Feb 24, 2010 1:20pm
From the hills of Logan county......


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Feb 24, 2010 5:55pm
Tiger2003 wrote: The sad thing is...THIS REALLY HAPPENED IN DANVILLE
I work in Mount Vernon with quite a few guys from Danville. When the joking and cutting up starts it always gets to the Danville/Sheep jokes real quick.
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skank
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Feb 24, 2010 6:18pm
Thanks fucker....you just wasted 2 minutes of my life with this stupid shit.
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Ender Wiggin
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Feb 24, 2010 7:29pm
Rofl, there has to be more people that remember this lol
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King_Crimson
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Feb 24, 2010 10:34pm
If it wasn't for Sheep lovers the sale of Velcro Gloves would drop off dramatically.
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dwccrew
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Feb 24, 2010 11:13pm
Do you think the white guy made the choice to be attracted to sheep or was he born that way?