Tiernan powers "The Factory of Sadness"

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Tiernan
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Jan 3, 2016 3:56pm
Sitting here with a cold one and just soaking in the pleasure of watching the Stillers play with the Clowns like a cat does with a mouse before it finally kills it. I'm not sure I've ever enjoyed a season more than I have this year as I was the fuel that powered the machine that completely destroyed Cleveburgh and especially Johnny Manzier. Now they will fire another coaching staff and after a dozen interviews hire another "no name" "no talent" "no success" NOBODY that will guarantee me many more years of hilarity watching this team drag down an entire geographic region and the pathetic collection of losers that continue to call themselves "Browns Fans". Well that group can get on their collective knees and bow down to me once again...All Hail Mighty Tiernan.
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Tiernan
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Jan 3, 2016 3:59pm
Sitting here with a cold one and just soaking in the pleasure of watching the Stillers play with the Clowns like a cat does with a mouse before it finally kills it. I'm not sure I've ever enjoyed a season more than I have this year as I was the fuel that powered the machine that completely destroyed Cleveburgh and especially Johnny Manzier. Now they will fire another coaching staff and after a dozen interviews hire another "no name" "no talent" "no success" NOBODY that will guarantee me many more years of hilarity watching this team drag down an entire geographic region and the pathetic collection of losers that continue to call themselves "Browns Fans". Well that group can get on their collective knees and bow down to me once again...All Hail Mighty Tiernan.
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Tiernan
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Jan 3, 2016 4:54pm
I see the biggest Vagina on the OC has "relocated" my thread again. What's wrong Highroller? ....you get bored reading the catalog in the outhouse at your mansion in Zanesville?
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 3, 2016 5:33pm
Loser.
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Lovejoy1984
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Jan 3, 2016 6:09pm
Tiernan;1772844 wrote:I see the biggest Vagina on the OC has "relocated" my thread again. What's wrong Highroller? ....you get bored reading the catalog in the outhouse at your mansion in Zanesville?
Wasn't me this time.
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Tiernan
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Jan 3, 2016 6:17pm
The purge is over Farmer & Pettine's heads chopped. Will Manzier be next? LMFAO.

Who ya gonna hire Jimmy Boy?... Chip Kelly? We already know ya called Urban and he almost shit a spleen laughing in your face.
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Tiernan
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Jan 4, 2016 8:38pm
How many fucking shots did Hoyer & Weeden do last night laughing their asses off at Haslam? Ever notice how Karma usually gets the last laugh on real dick heads?
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Tiernan
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Jan 5, 2016 4:30pm
Looks like Jimmys new strategy is "if ya can't beat 'em...become 'em" by trying to steal either the DC or OC from Cinci. Neither Jackson & Guether aren't that fucking stupid. But then again 2 yrs at $4.5M beats coordinator pay and then you go back after the 2 yr sentence is over.
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Tiernan
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Jan 5, 2016 4:38pm
You fuckers removed me from Bengals thread because I was informing Cinci fans the Clowns are raiding the coaching staff? Jesus get some anti-bacterial cream your Vagina's must really itch today.
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Tiernan
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Jan 7, 2016 9:47am
Interviewed another "nobody" from the Bears yesterday. I think the guy was the Asst. Lockeroom Supv. in Chicago.
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Tiernan
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Jan 7, 2016 11:49pm
Marrone from the Bills interviewed. Exactly the kind of former short term HC that keeps hanging around the league hoping some other team is stupid enough to hire him...Guess What? He found one stupid enough.
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Tiernan
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Jan 8, 2016 2:07pm
Is Haslam going to interview every single OC & DC in the NFL? Not one single bonafide "name" on the list so far. Welcome to a world where the CEO is satisfied with half assed mediocrity.
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Tiernan
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Jan 8, 2016 2:51pm
Admit it fuckers you can't tag in here fast enough to see what else Tiernan has said about your beloved Clowns. But not one of you has the balls to challenge me.
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Tiernan
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Jan 9, 2016 8:42am
Hilarious shit outta Cleveburgh this morning...both the 49ers & Rams want to interview Clown's OC DeFillippo. Now that on its own merit is almost unbelievable but to top it off Haslam interviewed a "Position Coach" yesterday not even a coordinator! DB coach with Dallas who had a dismal secondary! That scraping sound you hear is aka "the bottom of the barrel"
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Tiernan
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Jan 9, 2016 11:43am
Gase out of Chicago (who really isnt a huge "catch" in my book) just told Haslam "fuck off" and is headed to Miami. 0 fer 2 Jimmy, 0 fer 2!!!
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Tiernan
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Jan 10, 2016 4:29am
Have to LOL at Lowry, S&L and COA who all try to jump on Bengals bandwagon last night and what happens....? They bring the losers stench of the Clowns with them and it costs Cinci a win in the most agonizing way. To top it off their bad mojo lets Pitt and it's collection of fucktards slide one game deeper before they get their asses handed to them by Denver.
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Tiernan
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Jan 11, 2016 10:22am
Jimmy Boy has interviewed 6 different "mediocre at best" candidates and has two more lined up for today. So far the two best candidates (if you can really label either one of these schmos "best") Gase and Jackson have told Jimmy to go pound sand in his Tammy Baker look alike wife's vagina.
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Jan 11, 2016 5:13pm
LoooooooooooooooooL.
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BR1986FB
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Jan 12, 2016 9:14am
Rotinaj;1774820 wrote:LoooooooooooooooooL.
No shit. Isn't one of the symptoms of insanity talking to one's self? "LOL" indeed.
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Tiernan
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Jan 12, 2016 9:21am
I'm not "talking" I'm "reporting"...because nobody else on this god forsaken board has the cajones to shove the truth down the throats of Cleveburgh fans. Although many of you are quite familiar with having things shoved down your throats.

Damn I just did it again...pulled a Zwick .
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Tiernan
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Jan 12, 2016 6:29pm
Are you shitting me Hue Jackson...you're gonna turn down a job with the 49ers to coach the worst franchise in all of sports!!!??? Well Whatever unspeakable Hell befalls you and your family for making such a colossal fuckup is all on you dumbass.
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BR1986FB
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Jan 13, 2016 12:57pm
Tiernan;1775177 wrote:Are you shitting me Hue Jackson...you're gonna turn down a job with the 49ers to coach the worst franchise in all of sports!!!??? Well Whatever unspeakable Hell befalls you and your family for making such a colossal fuckup is all on you dumbass.
Ohs noes....

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m2 minutes ago Looks like Browns will get done deal with Hue Jackson before he gets on flight to New York for interview with the Giants, per sources.
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Tiernan
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Jan 19, 2016 9:35am
Was it coincidence that Cousin Huey (just trying that one out to see how it flies) was at the Thuggaliers game last night? LeBum probably told him Don't Come Back - You're Tainted Now.
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Tiernan
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Jan 19, 2016 6:01pm
Banned from the NGBA* thread because I pointed out how inept the entire city of Cleveburgh is and especially the masochistic fans of that cesspool's pro teams are. Must be very depressing to wake up every morning and realize non of my city's teams have won a championship in 51 yrs. 51 yrs...the Soviet Union didn't last that long.
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Jan 21, 2016 4:31pm
Tiernan;1776763 wrote:51 yrs...the Soviet Union didn't last that long.
the soviet union was established in 1922 and collapsed in 1991 so it lasted 69 years.