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Little Danny

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Jan 5, 2010 10:01 AM
Is it just me, or is the men's room the worst possible place to be at any sporting arena? This is true whether it is a high school, college or pro game. First of all, you have to wait in that long line to take a piss. Second, most of the venues have a trough and you are subject to backsplash. Third, and most importantly, the men's room is where all the drunk, obnoxious fans seem to go and congregate. Is it really necessary to yell, curse and challenge the guy with the opposing team sweater to a fight? I mean, can't the guy take a leak in peace? I don't just want to pick on people who are the home team-- I have seen people outnumbered in the men's room who do the above. I recall being at a Browns/Steelers game in Pittsburgh a few years back when some drunk Browns fan in the men's room challenged all the Steeler fans to a fight in the men's room. Dude was the only Browns fan in the room!
Jan 5, 2010 10:01am
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OneBuckeye

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Jan 5, 2010 11:15 AM
I've been told the horseshoe used to have circle shaped urinal troughs. Needless to say there were interesting stories that have been told to me about said troughs.
Jan 5, 2010 11:15am
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Fab4Runner

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Jan 5, 2010 11:32 AM
While none of the other things you mentioned happen frequently in the ladies...our line is ALWAYS longer. I hate it. My friends, sister and I seriously pee faster than dudes and I know this because we have been timed while in line in the Muni lot. We always win and that's while wearing layers. How can other women (and especially men!!!) take so f-ing long to pee? UGH.
Jan 5, 2010 11:32am
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Jan 5, 2010 11:35 AM
Fab4Runner wrote: While none of the other things you mentioned happen frequently in the ladies...our line is ALWAYS longer. I hate it. My friends, sister and I seriously pee faster than dudes and I know this because we have been timed while in line in the Muni lot. We always win and that's while wearing layers. How can other women (and especially men!!!) take so f-ing long to pee? UGH.
You probably don't get the same pleasure from flicking it as guys do.
Jan 5, 2010 11:35am
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Jan 5, 2010 11:35 AM
Fab4Runner wrote: While none of the other things you mentioned happen frequently in the ladies...our line is ALWAYS longer. I hate it. My friends, sister and I seriously pee faster than dudes and I know this because we have been timed while in line in the Muni lot. We always win and that's while wearing layers. How can other women (and especially men!!!) take so f-ing long to pee? UGH.
Larger bladders imo.

I also have witnessed the drunk male fights down in Cincinnati at the Browns/Bengals game two years ago.
Jan 5, 2010 11:35am
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j_crazy

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Jan 5, 2010 11:36 AM
10/18/09 I saw a man taking a dump in a urinal at the Superdome 3rd quarter of the Saints vs. Giants. It changed me.
Jan 5, 2010 11:36am
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Jan 5, 2010 12:10 PM
That is absolutely hilarious... I laughed right out in my classroom.
Jan 5, 2010 12:10pm
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Jan 5, 2010 12:14 PM
Be sure to empty your bowels before atttending. The last thing you want is have to take a shit in one these places. The shitters are always laced with about a dozen different peoples piss.
Jan 5, 2010 12:14pm
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Jan 5, 2010 1:20 PM
Tickets to the game $???
Parking $??
Concessions $???
j_crazy wrote: 10/18/09 I saw a man taking a dump in a urinal at the Superdome 3rd quarter of the Saints vs. Giants. It changed me.
PRICELESS!!
Jan 5, 2010 1:20pm
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End of Line

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Jan 5, 2010 1:27 PM
Is it just me or does it seem like there are more womens restrooms, than there are mens??? It's seems so at the Shoe'.
Jan 5, 2010 1:27pm
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Jan 5, 2010 1:39 PM
there's a law in texas that requires 2x as many womens toilets as mens in any new construction (jerry world complies with it).
Jan 5, 2010 1:39pm
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Little Danny

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Jan 5, 2010 2:40 PM
j_crazy wrote: there's a law in texas that requires 2x as many womens toilets as mens in any new construction (jerry world complies with it).
PC run amuk. There is no need for this legislation. What if the business is not attractive to women and men make up most of the invitees (namely sports venues)? Sounds like some female politician got tired of the long lines to the ladies room.
Jan 5, 2010 2:40pm
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gerb131

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Jan 5, 2010 2:41 PM
Down at Talladega for the race its like a mile long trauth where you just hang it out. Some drunk dude dopped a huge loaf in it last year it was quite nasty.
Jan 5, 2010 2:41pm
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Jan 5, 2010 2:43 PM
gerb131 wrote: Down at Talladega for the race its like a mile long trauth where you just hang it out. Some drunk dude dopped a huge loaf in it last year it was quite nasty.
There's a bridge you have to cross to get into the Track in Bristol (at least from our campsite). I've seen 100's of people pissing off of it into the creek that runs by the track.
Jan 5, 2010 2:43pm
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Jan 5, 2010 2:48 PM
j_crazy wrote:
gerb131 wrote: Down at Talladega for the race its like a mile long trauth where you just hang it out. Some drunk dude dopped a huge loaf in it last year it was quite nasty.
There's a bridge you have to cross to get into the Track in Bristol (at least from our campsite). I've seen 100's of people pissing off of it into the creek that runs by the track.
I had a buddy fall in that creek last year trying to cross it annebriated of course. He said his shoes and pants stunk like piss so it must be the same creek, I remember him telling me about a foot bridge that everyone peed off of.
Jan 5, 2010 2:48pm
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Jan 5, 2010 2:51 PM
gerb131 wrote:
j_crazy wrote:
gerb131 wrote: Down at Talladega for the race its like a mile long trauth where you just hang it out. Some drunk dude dopped a huge loaf in it last year it was quite nasty.
There's a bridge you have to cross to get into the Track in Bristol (at least from our campsite). I've seen 100's of people pissing off of it into the creek that runs by the track.
I had a buddy fall in that creek last year trying to cross it annebriated of course. He said his shoes and pants stunk like piss so it must be the same creek, I remember him telling me about a foot bridge that everyone peed off of.
That SUCKS.
Jan 5, 2010 2:51pm
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Jan 5, 2010 2:55 PM
Yes a bath in piss creek would suck big time.
Jan 5, 2010 2:55pm
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Jan 5, 2010 2:56 PM
j_crazy wrote: Yes a bath in piss creek would suck big time.
At least it would be warm.
Jan 5, 2010 2:56pm
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Speedofsand

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Jan 5, 2010 2:56 PM
All race tracks are nasty except Homestead. Lucky for me I could go to any one, including the clean VIP toilets.
Once in an arena football game, the men's room was really full at halftime. Some guy yells at the top of his lungs " Don't touch me there ! D
ON"T TOUCH ME THERE !! " He was just joking around. The whole place busted out laughing.
Jan 5, 2010 2:56pm
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Jan 5, 2010 2:59 PM
Speedofsand wrote: All race tracks are nasty except Homestead. Lucky for me I could go to any one, including the clean VIP toilets.
Once in an arena football game, the men's room was really full at halftime. Some guy yells at the top of his lungs " Don't touch me there ! D
ON"T TOUCH ME THERE !! " He was just joking around. The whole place busted out laughing.
Thats like pulling the "hey man nice cock" line.
Jan 5, 2010 2:59pm
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Jan 5, 2010 2:59 PM
gerb131 wrote:
j_crazy wrote: Yes a bath in piss creek would suck big time.
At least it would be warm.
a few years ago it fucking snowed on us, we didn't even set up the tent that year, slept in the car.
Jan 5, 2010 2:59pm
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Jan 5, 2010 3:00 PM
You aint seen nothing crazy in public restrooms til u been at jamboree in the hills.
Jan 5, 2010 3:00pm
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Jan 5, 2010 3:01 PM
j_crazy wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
j_crazy wrote: Yes a bath in piss creek would suck big time.
At least it would be warm.
a few years ago it fucking snowed on us, we didn't even set up the tent that year, slept in the car.
I remeber watching Ku Busch doing snow angels on the track.
Jan 5, 2010 3:01pm
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Jan 5, 2010 3:03 PM
Pick6 wrote: You aint seen nothing crazy in public restrooms til u been at jamboree in the hills.
I've heard this from lots of people.
Jan 5, 2010 3:03pm
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Jan 5, 2010 3:13 PM
Was at the Shoe one time years ago before the expansion. There were troughs that faced each other. The line to the womens restroom was ungodly long. This guy comes in and says "You guys mind if I bring my girlfriend in here to pee...she won't look-I promise" Well, who is going to say no to that!!hahaha...so she came in and went into an empty stall and did her thing...and everybody was happy!:D
Jan 5, 2010 3:13pm