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friendfromlowry

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Dec 20, 2015 10:13 AM
Tiernan;1770434 wrote:I sleep like sedimentary rock Lowry. Bet that chaps your ass doesn't it?
Everyone is good and bad and different things Tiernan. You're good at being an adult and relentlessly trolling a message board. I couldn't imagine being that much of a loser, but that is one of the things you're good at it. You're bad at making predictions on sporting events and social issues. Hope this helps.
Dec 20, 2015 10:13am
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GOONx19

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Dec 20, 2015 10:20 AM
My wife has this big ass piece of art she wants to hang above our bed, but I can't figure out how to do it. It's too heavy for our faux stucco. I'm terrified I'll finally get it up and it'll fall on our heads in the middle of the night.
Dec 20, 2015 10:20am
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like_that

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Dec 20, 2015 10:52 AM
friendfromlowry;1770448 wrote:Everyone is good and bad and different things Tiernan. You're good at being an adult and relentlessly trolling a message board. I couldn't imagine being that much of a loser, but that is one of the things you're good at it. You're bad at making predictions on sporting events and social issues. Hope this helps.
Or bad at being truthful about his life.
Dec 20, 2015 10:52am
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cat_lover

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Dec 20, 2015 11:12 AM
I cannot Ice or Roller skate. I've tried several times.
Dec 20, 2015 11:12am
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Dec 20, 2015 11:25 AM
like_that;1770451 wrote:Or bad at being truthful about his life.
There's a certain sort of sadness to a person who gets on a thread where people are honestly discussing things they aren't so good at in life just to (a) make an "I'm good at everything!" statement and (b) to poorly attempt to troll people for admitting they aren't perfect at everything. Takes "trying too hard" to a new level.
Dec 20, 2015 11:25am
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Dec 20, 2015 1:19 PM
GOONx19;1770449 wrote:My wife has this big ass piece of art she wants to hang above our bed, but I can't figure out how to do it. It's too heavy for our faux stucco. I'm terrified I'll finally get it up and it'll fall on our heads in the middle of the night.


What is behind the stucco? There should be a couple ways you could hang it.
Dec 20, 2015 1:19pm
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Tiernan

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Dec 20, 2015 7:34 PM
Heretic;1770453 wrote:There's a certain sort of sadness to a person who gets on a thread where people are honestly discussing things they aren't so good at in life just to (a) make an "I'm good at everything!" statement and (b) to poorly attempt to troll people for admitting they aren't perfect at everything. Takes "trying too hard" to a new level.
That kind of asshole is a douche. Gives guys like me that can do anything well a bad name.
Dec 20, 2015 7:34pm
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Dec 20, 2015 11:19 PM
Apple;1770467 wrote:

What is behind the stucco? There should be a couple ways you could hang it.
Nothing but air, that I can tell. No studs behind our bed at all.
Dec 20, 2015 11:19pm
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Dec 20, 2015 11:48 PM
GOONx19;1770604 wrote:Nothing but air, that I can tell. No studs behind our bed at all.
Too easy
Dec 20, 2015 11:48pm
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Dec 21, 2015 5:34 AM
GOONx19;1770604 wrote:Nothing but air, that I can tell. No studs behind our bed at all.
Impossible. Plaster/lath?
Dec 21, 2015 5:34am
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Dec 21, 2015 6:06 AM
ernest_t_bass;1770616 wrote:Impossible. Plaster/lath?
I have no idea. See thread title. I do have a stud finder but it only finds 2 in that 14 foot wall, and they are on either side of the headboard.
Dec 21, 2015 6:06am
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 21, 2015 6:37 AM
My guess is plaster/lath.
Dec 21, 2015 6:37am
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Belly35

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Dec 21, 2015 6:43 AM
GOONx19;1770604 wrote:Nothing but air, that I can tell. No studs behind our bed at all.
if your house is made via the method of styrofoam block/form filled construction there has to be some type of stud. If the walls are stucco plaster this is possible.
In the mid 70 this styrofoam construction was somewhat popular for churches and strip mall construction, it is used more now as just the outside soffits/facia decorative covering.
Dec 21, 2015 6:43am
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Dec 21, 2015 9:07 AM
Math
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Riding switch on a snowboard
Dec 21, 2015 9:07am
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Dec 21, 2015 10:30 AM
Goon, is it drywall? Just buy a drywall anchor/fastener. They can hold hundreds of LBs.
Dec 21, 2015 10:30am
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queencitybuckeye

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Dec 21, 2015 10:45 AM
Small talk. I struggle more than most having conversations with people I don't know well. It's a big part of why I have a small number of very close friends and very few acquaintances.
Dec 21, 2015 10:45am
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 21, 2015 12:24 PM
queencitybuckeye;1770669 wrote:Small talk. I struggle more than most having conversations with people I don't know well. It's a big part of why I have a small number of very close friends and very few acquaintances.
Honest question... do you like to drink?
Dec 21, 2015 12:24pm
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queencitybuckeye

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Dec 21, 2015 12:33 PM
ernest_t_bass;1770702 wrote:Honest question... do you like to drink?
I'll drink, on average, three or so beers a week. May I ask what prompted the question?
Dec 21, 2015 12:33pm
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Dec 21, 2015 12:46 PM
queencitybuckeye;1770706 wrote:I'll drink, on average, three or so beers a week. May I ask what prompted the question?
My guess is because 99% of people suck at small talk until alcohol is involved.
Dec 21, 2015 12:46pm
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QuakerOats

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Dec 21, 2015 2:07 PM
GOONx19;1770449 wrote:My wife has this big ass...


ouch
Dec 21, 2015 2:07pm
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Dec 21, 2015 2:36 PM
Laley23;1770713 wrote:My guess is because 99% of people suck at small talk until alcohol is involved.
I love to drink, but I am still awkward and bad at small talk.
Dec 21, 2015 2:36pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 21, 2015 3:52 PM
Small talk is easy. Just become as white as possible, and you are good to go.
Dec 21, 2015 3:52pm