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Fab4Runner

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Oct 28, 2015 2:58 PM
I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?
Oct 28, 2015 10:58am
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TBone14

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Oct 28, 2015 3:04 PM
Beats (pun intended) doing it yourself.
Oct 28, 2015 11:04am
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Uz2Bon36

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Oct 28, 2015 3:07 PM
Fab4Runner;1759547 wrote:I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?
From experience, chicks with huge boobs also give amazing BJ's.

Curious for your opinion F4R. Thanks.
Oct 28, 2015 11:07am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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7,733 posts
Oct 28, 2015 3:15 PM
Like I'm totally onboard with a hand job
Especially if there's like lube or some shit around
In a weird way, I actually prefer it to head
There's no guilt
No guilt at all
In fact, it feels just as good to me too if not better
I think it's a dick sensitivity issue
Oct 28, 2015 11:15am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Oct 28, 2015 3:17 PM
Better than nothing I guess. Time could spent in a better way though.
Oct 28, 2015 11:17am
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Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

6,196 posts
Oct 28, 2015 3:34 PM
TBone14;1759550 wrote:Beats (pun intended) doing it yourself.
I feel like this is false. You have way more experience than me, so I am sure you're better at it.
Oct 28, 2015 11:34am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Oct 28, 2015 5:32 PM
i appreciate the effort, but it's like watching a pop warner football game when there is a pro game in the same stadium.
Oct 28, 2015 1:32pm
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sleeper

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Oct 28, 2015 5:53 PM
HJs are for high school. I can't remember the last time I got one and I never ask for one. I'd rather just bang and girls seem to agree.
Oct 28, 2015 1:53pm
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gut

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15,058 posts
Oct 28, 2015 9:37 PM
If a girl is good at HJ's, then she's given way too many - and that's a bad sign on multiple levels.

I dated one girl who was particularly bad at it, like she thought it was a tug of war. But she may have been an even worse kisser, so I count myself as fortunate I didn't get a BJ from her.
Oct 28, 2015 5:37pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

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Oct 28, 2015 10:08 PM
I was traumatized by a girl giving me an HJ, so I am not on board with them. My freshman year of college, there was a girl that invited me back to her room. We messed around a bit and then she told me she was a virgin and she didn't want to have sex, but said she'd give me the ol' fashioned. I begrudgingly accepted. Then she says to me, "let me know when you're getting close." I thought that meant she didn't want any clean up and was going to put it in her mouth...which would have been alright by me. As I was about to blow, I told her and she smacked her other hand over my dick like she was trying to slam a cap on a Diet Coke bottle after dropping in some Mentos. It was horrible. I immediately left and swore off ever getting an HJ again.


Also...mad props to Zwick for the Lil Dicky reference in this thread.
Oct 28, 2015 6:08pm
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Tiernan

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Oct 28, 2015 11:38 PM
I love it when a chick gives you a handy on the sly...like under a stadium blanket at a game or watching fireworks while other people are right in front of you. But I'm kinduva "sexhibitionist" anyway.
Oct 28, 2015 7:38pm
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Uz2Bon36

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Oct 28, 2015 11:49 PM
Tiernan;1759624 wrote: But I'm kinduva "sexhibitionist" anyway.
We know you're a pervert.
Oct 28, 2015 7:49pm
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Glory Days

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Oct 29, 2015 4:05 AM
its a good change of pace every now and then. plus its good foreplay.
Oct 29, 2015 12:05am
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gut

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Oct 29, 2015 7:27 AM
Glory Days;1759657 wrote:... plus its good foreplay.
for about 15 seconds, after that it's just a tease
Oct 29, 2015 3:27am
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Wally

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Oct 29, 2015 9:43 AM
I can see where it might not be so great for the girl....but something about long slender fingers makes me smile.
Oct 29, 2015 5:43am
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HitsRus

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Oct 29, 2015 11:55 AM
T'is better to recieve than to give:RpS_w00t:...
Oct 29, 2015 7:55am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Oct 29, 2015 12:55 PM
Fab4Runner;1759547 wrote:I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?
No guy asks for a handjob, they only settle for them when the girl won't give a blow job.
Oct 29, 2015 8:55am
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raiderbuck

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Oct 29, 2015 12:57 PM
If that's all I'm getting, then forget it. But if it leads to other stuff, then I'm down.
Oct 29, 2015 8:57am
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Old Rider

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Oct 29, 2015 1:43 PM
raiderbuck;1759678 wrote:If that's all I'm getting, then forget it. But if it leads to other stuff, then I'm down.
This.
Oct 29, 2015 9:43am
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
Oct 29, 2015 2:14 PM
Vietnamese woman have small hands.... hope this helps
Oct 29, 2015 10:14am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Oct 29, 2015 2:32 PM
Belly35;1759686 wrote:Vietnamese woman have small hands.... hope this helps
sick fucker.
Oct 29, 2015 10:32am
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Uz2Bon36

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Oct 29, 2015 3:02 PM
gut;1759611 wrote:If a girl is good at HJ's, then she's given way too many - and that's a bad sign on multiple levels.
Especially if she is oriental and that's her career.
Oct 29, 2015 11:02am
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DeyDurkie5

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Oct 29, 2015 3:09 PM
Ah Sharon an ol fashioned.
Oct 29, 2015 11:09am
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Heretic

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Oct 29, 2015 3:55 PM
If it's part of foreplay, cool. If not, meh, I can think of other things I'd rather have done.
Oct 29, 2015 11:55am
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 29, 2015 4:53 PM
They're dumb. HSAF
Oct 29, 2015 12:53pm