I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?

Beats (pun intended) doing it yourself.

Fab4Runner;1759547 wrote:I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?

From experience, chicks with huge boobs also give amazing BJ's.

Curious for your opinion F4R. Thanks.

Like I'm totally onboard with a hand job
Especially if there's like lube or some shit around
In a weird way, I actually prefer it to head
There's no guilt
No guilt at all
In fact, it feels just as good to me too if not better
I think it's a dick sensitivity issue

Better than nothing I guess. Time could spent in a better way though.

TBone14;1759550 wrote:Beats (pun intended) doing it yourself.

I feel like this is false. You have way more experience than me, so I am sure you're better at it.

i appreciate the effort, but it's like watching a pop warner football game when there is a pro game in the same stadium.

HJs are for high school. I can't remember the last time I got one and I never ask for one. I'd rather just bang and girls seem to agree.

If a girl is good at HJ's, then she's given way too many - and that's a bad sign on multiple levels.

I dated one girl who was particularly bad at it, like she thought it was a tug of war. But she may have been an even worse kisser, so I count myself as fortunate I didn't get a BJ from her.

I was traumatized by a girl giving me an HJ, so I am not on board with them. My freshman year of college, there was a girl that invited me back to her room. We messed around a bit and then she told me she was a virgin and she didn't want to have sex, but said she'd give me the ol' fashioned. I begrudgingly accepted. Then she says to me, "let me know when you're getting close." I thought that meant she didn't want any clean up and was going to put it in her mouth...which would have been alright by me. As I was about to blow, I told her and she smacked her other hand over my dick like she was trying to slam a cap on a Diet Coke bottle after dropping in some Mentos. It was horrible. I immediately left and swore off ever getting an HJ again.


Also...mad props to Zwick for the Lil Dicky reference in this thread.

I love it when a chick gives you a handy on the sly...like under a stadium blanket at a game or watching fireworks while other people are right in front of you. But I'm kinduva "sexhibitionist" anyway.

Tiernan;1759624 wrote: But I'm kinduva "sexhibitionist" anyway.

We know you're a pervert.

its a good change of pace every now and then. plus its good foreplay.

Glory Days;1759657 wrote:... plus its good foreplay.

for about 15 seconds, after that it's just a tease

I can see where it might not be so great for the girl....but something about long slender fingers makes me smile.

T'is better to recieve than to give:RpS_w00t:...

Fab4Runner;1759547 wrote:I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?

No guy asks for a handjob, they only settle for them when the girl won't give a blow job.

If that's all I'm getting, then forget it. But if it leads to other stuff, then I'm down.

raiderbuck;1759678 wrote:If that's all I'm getting, then forget it. But if it leads to other stuff, then I'm down.

This.

Vietnamese woman have small hands.... hope this helps

Belly35;1759686 wrote:Vietnamese woman have small hands.... hope this helps

sick fucker.

gut;1759611 wrote:If a girl is good at HJ's, then she's given way too many - and that's a bad sign on multiple levels.

Especially if she is oriental and that's her career.

Ah Sharon an ol fashioned.

If it's part of foreplay, cool. If not, meh, I can think of other things I'd rather have done.

They're dumb. HSAF