Even I'm impressed with the string of witty retorts I'm letting loose across the board today. Do yourself a favor and check 'em all put, you won't be disappointed.

Here are some of my favorites:

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I see EZ2bone was up at 3am spanking the monkey to old Tiernan posts...don't worry dude I'm guessing like_that and S&L have done the same over the years.

Another sterling silver day of posting by yours truly...do yourself a favor and check out the Johnny You Stink thread in Pro Sports and anything else by me ...pure box office gold.

I'm so far up like_that's ass he couldn't dislodge me with an enema right now. He's torn between retaliating and knowing I'll eat him alive or acting like he's ignoring me and I eat him alive anyway...oh what to do lil' Sparky? It's sweet having my wit & wealth Heretic and you just having to sit there and take it. Kinda like I'm hitting you in the head with a hammer and you can't stop me.