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Be Nice

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Jan 4, 2010 2:37 PM
or wife have "crab legs" or are they silky, shiny and smooth? Kramer once called them the "Jimmy Legs".
Jan 4, 2010 2:37pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 4, 2010 2:58 PM
I thought I was nuts.
Jan 4, 2010 2:58pm
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4cards

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Jan 4, 2010 3:08 PM
^^^
,,,you might be, but he just moved to the head of the class with this thread!
Jan 4, 2010 3:08pm
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j_crazy

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Jan 4, 2010 3:11 PM
Jan 4, 2010 3:11pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 4, 2010 3:12 PM
4cards wrote: ^^^
,,,you might be, but he just moved to the head of the class with this thread!
Score one for me! :cool:
Jan 4, 2010 3:12pm
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mtrulz

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Jan 4, 2010 3:33 PM
Nah, they're perfect.
Jan 4, 2010 3:33pm
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Apple

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Jan 4, 2010 3:34 PM
^^^same with my gf...
Jan 4, 2010 3:34pm
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The Equalizer

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Jan 4, 2010 3:36 PM
I thought the jimmy legs was restless leg syndrome, not that they needed shaved.
Jan 4, 2010 3:36pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Jan 4, 2010 3:39 PM
I too thought they had something to do with movement. Estelle Costanza had the Jimmy arms.
Jan 4, 2010 3:39pm
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redrocket

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Jan 4, 2010 3:48 PM
My ex-girl friend didn't have crab legs, just the crabs.
Jan 4, 2010 3:48pm
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Crew Love

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Jan 4, 2010 4:00 PM
The Equalizer wrote: I thought the jimmy legs was restless leg syndrome, not that they needed shaved.
Correct! Fail by the original poster.
jimmy legs – (related terms, jimmy arms) 1. a jerking motion with ones leg while sleeping. 2. may cause relationship problems and not allow a person to sleep in the same bed with ones partner. 3. quote: “Yeah, because she’s throwing off my whole sleep. She’s got the jimmy legs.” – Kramer 4. episode: The Money
Source: The Seinfeld Dictionary at http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2009/03/14/jimmy-legs/
Jan 4, 2010 4:00pm
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Be Nice

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Jan 4, 2010 4:35 PM
^ my oh my...some skanks are so serious.
Jan 4, 2010 4:35pm
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~zoom~

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Jan 4, 2010 6:45 PM
I would like to announce that it has been 1 month since my boyfriend and I have broken up... and I havnt touched a razor since they last day him and I talked.


:)
Jan 4, 2010 6:45pm
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wildcats20

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Jan 4, 2010 6:58 PM
Zoom...my ex did that on a regular basis. It was sick.

Currently...I like what I have. No complaints and no "crab legs" or whatever.
Jan 4, 2010 6:58pm
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rugbywrestler

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Jan 4, 2010 7:46 PM
I literally just puked a little in my mouth
Jan 4, 2010 7:46pm
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tk421

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Jan 4, 2010 8:09 PM
~zoom~ wrote: I would like to announce that it has been 1 month since my boyfriend and I have broken up... and I havnt touched a razor since they last day him and I talked.


:)
Is this you Zoom? Ugh, where's the puke icon.

Jan 4, 2010 8:09pm
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slingshot4ever

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Jan 4, 2010 8:09 PM
Right now, the fiancee needs to shave her legs.
Jan 4, 2010 8:09pm
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Shane Falco

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Jan 4, 2010 9:35 PM
My wife just got out of the shower and came in to te office, saw me checking out this thread and put her leg up on the deck and asked, "what do you think?!......

EXCUSE me..... Gotta go!
Jan 4, 2010 9:35pm
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Devils Advocate

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Jan 5, 2010 7:40 AM
I'll check and report back what I see the next time they are wrappe aroud my neck. (gotta get a real close look. :)
Jan 5, 2010 7:40am
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bamagirl

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Jan 5, 2010 9:45 AM
tk421 wrote:
~zoom~ wrote: I would like to announce that it has been 1 month since my boyfriend and I have broken up... and I havnt touched a razor since they last day him and I talked.


:)
Wow. I couldn't do that if I tried...I think the longest I have ever made it was a week.
Jan 5, 2010 9:45am