Banished to the Basement for 10 Years...How Do You Live?

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Jul 10, 2015 12:26 PM
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Jul 10, 2015 12:34 PM
Give me unlimited drugs booze and the 18 year old gf. And a skylight. What a lovely combination
Jul 10, 2015 12:34pm
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Jul 10, 2015 12:45 PM
TV - 7, Full Kitchen - 6, Booze - 5, Medical Care - 3, Hygiene Products - 3, Cell Phone - 3, Skylight - 2, Pool Table - 1. Total of 30.
If I reduce it in half to only 5 million I would add the workout room.
Jul 10, 2015 12:45pm
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Jul 10, 2015 12:50 PM
Girl - 18, Microwave- 2, booze - 5, Pool table - 1, Gun - 1 and hygiene - 3
Jul 10, 2015 12:50pm
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Jul 10, 2015 12:52 PM
Iliketurtles;1740194 wrote:TV - 7, Full Kitchen - 6, Booze - 5, Medical Care - 3, Hygiene Products - 3, Cell Phone - 3, Skylight - 2, Pool Table - 1. Total of 30.

If I reduce it in half to only 5 million I would add the workout room.
This sounds pretty good, but I don't need a pool table. I would reduce my payment, and then use the extra points for the books and radio, I suppose.
Jul 10, 2015 12:52pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:00 PM
Girl = 18
Pool Table = 1
Movies and TV shows = 4
Full kitchen = 6
Jul 10, 2015 1:00pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:19 PM
Tough call . TV-7,Computer-6,train set -2,Pet-6,full kitchen -6 Hygene-3 =30 points If I cut it in half then add library-4 and pool table-1 for 35
Jul 10, 2015 1:19pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:21 PM
you can watch any movie or Tv show on your computer AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO ANY KIND OF MUSIC ON your computer and if you take all movies and tv shows don't you have to have a tv to go with it?
Jul 10, 2015 1:21pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:29 PM
I'll halve the payout

Workout room- 5
Full kitchen - 6
Unlimited Drugs - 5
Unlimited Booze - 5
TV - 7
Money up front access to stock market - 7

Thought hard about going with the girl but unless they keep changing her out for another one, I'm cool on being stuck with the same girl in a basement for 10 years
Jul 10, 2015 1:29pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:40 PM
steubbigred;1740220 wrote:you can watch any movie or Tv show on your computer AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO ANY KIND OF MUSIC ON your computer and if you take all movies and tv shows don't you have to have a tv to go with it?
Can't do those things without internet and that's 16 more points, plus it says you can't even stream on it.
Jul 10, 2015 1:40pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:41 PM
Halve my payment and give me the girl, drugs, TV, and skylight. I'd probably need the mayo clinic dr to finish it off given the amount of drugs that would be circulating through my system pretty much nonstop.
Jul 10, 2015 1:41pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:53 PM
Girl is a necessity. Can't go 10 years just fucking my hand.
Jul 10, 2015 1:53pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:54 PM
TV girl skylight stock market access and pool table to halve my payment
Jul 10, 2015 1:54pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:58 PM
The problem with the movies and TV shows is, you have nothing to watch them on. Same with the internet, you need a computer.
Jul 10, 2015 1:58pm
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Jul 10, 2015 1:59 PM
SportsAndLady;1740232 wrote:Girl is a necessity. Can't go 10 years just fucking my hand.
Plus in 10 years she'll only be 28 and you pretty much got a built in wife if you want.
Jul 10, 2015 1:59pm
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Jul 10, 2015 2:17 PM
Azubuike24;1740234 wrote:The problem with the movies and TV shows is, you have nothing to watch them on. Same with the internet, you need a computer.
For the TV/Movies and even Music... If you have a TV with all the channels those things are really needed unless your picky as fuck and only watch a few shows/movies. But yeah you're point is still true too those things are pretty lame when you'll need other items to get the full benefit of them.

Also its pretty funny how quite a few people didn't choose any source of food.
Jul 10, 2015 2:17pm
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Jul 10, 2015 2:20 PM
I will say that I feel like women are getting a raw deal on this. (MOAR EQUALITY!!!!)

I don't want an 18 year old girl to keep me company. I would blow my brains out. I don't really want an 18 year old dude, either though.
Jul 10, 2015 2:20pm
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Jul 10, 2015 2:38 PM
Ill take $5M:

Girl (18)
TV (7)
Booze (5)
Skylight (2)
XM/Sirius (2)
Pool Table (1)
Jul 10, 2015 2:38pm
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Jul 10, 2015 2:44 PM
That was actually pretty easy to do for me.

Had it been 35 to start with, and half to get to 40. It wouldve been tougher. A. do I stay with what I have for $10M, or go to $5M (likely). But, at that point, I have tougher choices to fill the last 5 points. Probably would add gym or drop pool table and add kitchen.
Jul 10, 2015 2:44pm
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Jul 10, 2015 3:10 PM
Fab4Runner;1740241 wrote:I will say that I feel like women are getting a raw deal on this. (MOAR EQUALITY!!!!)

I don't want an 18 year old girl to keep me company. I would blow my brains out. I don't really want an 18 year old dude, either though.
I think it's probably some ass backwards way of seeing just how much having another human being who fulfills basic needs is worth.

Without spending the 18 points there, you can actually build a pretty kick ass existence, minus having to live 10 years in a basement.
Jul 10, 2015 3:10pm
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Jul 10, 2015 3:26 PM
Azubuike24;1740253 wrote:I think it's probably some ass backwards way of seeing just how much having another human being who fulfills basic needs is worth.

Without spending the 18 points there, you can actually build a pretty kick ass existence, minus having to live 10 years in a basement.
Yeah, I mean I guess if there was a 26-40ish dude who was like 6'4 or taller, real good looking, and would do whatever I wanted...I'd probably pick that option.
Jul 10, 2015 3:26pm
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Jul 10, 2015 3:41 PM
I would take the girl if it was all 30 points. Even if she wouldn't have sex. No fucking way I can go 10 years without another human to interact with. Even though only 1 person sucks, it's infinitely better than nobody.
Jul 10, 2015 3:41pm
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Jul 10, 2015 3:57 PM
SportsAndLady;1740232 wrote:Girl is a necessity. Can't go 10 years just fucking my hand.
When did you get a sex change?
Jul 10, 2015 3:57pm
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Jul 10, 2015 4:34 PM
wouldnt the green house and the skylight pretty much be the same thing?

You could bang the chef for half the points (just offer them some of that money)

None of you have chosen any hygiene products. What are you wiping your ass with?


So I go with:

Chef- 9 points
green house- 2 points
hygiene products- 3 points
TV - 7 points
medical care- 2 points
workout room- 4 points (negotiated to have batting cage removed, baseball sucks)
cell phone- 3 points
Jul 10, 2015 4:34pm
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Jul 10, 2015 4:42 PM
Spock;1740269 wrote:
You could bang the chef for half the points (just offer them some of that money)
Reading must be really hard for you. For 9 points you get food from gourmet chefs flown in, they don't come and make it.
Jul 10, 2015 4:42pm