2014-2015 Cleveland Cavaliers Season Thread

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Al Bundy
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May 7, 2015 3:50pm
Footwedge;1727350 wrote:Shemp, when I played ball, there were no 3 balls. What I said was that I hit 3 bombs in a row....which I did. And when the skinny dork shoved me, I reacted the same way JR did. I clocked him in the cake hole. The official threw him out and did nothing to me. As it should have been.
So these "bombs" were actually 5 foot jumpers? Can you tell us more about how the Browns would win the Super Bowl if they simply played tall JV basketball players at receiver?
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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 3:50pm
Delly shoots 41% over a 82 game stretch...second highest percentage on the team. Delly shoots 31% from 3ball land over a 6 game stretch. Therefore... Delly should not shoot any more 3 balls.

Can't make this shit up folks

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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 3:54pm
Al Bundy;1727360 wrote:So these "bombs" were actually 5 foot jumpers? Can you tell us more about how the Browns would win the Super Bowl if they simply played tall JV basketball players at receiver?
Al Bung hole checking in I see. Like Joe Banner said, the NFL would be ruined if they allowed my brilliant idea to transpire. The D League bigs would dominate the Joe Hadens of the world. The NFL understands that. Too bad that you don't.
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Laley23
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May 7, 2015 3:58pm
I dont think anyone is arguing he had a better Reg. Season than what was expected...
Footwedge;1727361 wrote:Delly shoots 41% over a 82 game stretch...second highest percentage on the team. Delly shoots 31% from 3ball land over a 6 game stretch. Therefore... Delly should not shoot any more 3 balls.

Can't make this shit up folks
However, we disagree with THESE. It just isnt accurate.
Footwedge;1727142 wrote:For one reason...he is second on the team percentage wise in making them. Delly continues to shine in the playoffs.
Footwedge;1727271 wrote:If Shump can't go, it would be a huge blow. Can't count on Delly playing lights out like that. People are debating whether or nor Shump should start over JR if healthy. Don't think it matters much either way, but I would go back to JR as the starter.

Anybody notice the elevation Shump gets on his jump shot? The dude has some serious hops. Reminds me of David Thompson the way he elevates.
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lhslep134
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May 7, 2015 4:00pm
Lol I can guarantee FW will not find a single post where I said Delly should not be shooting 3's. I'm okay with pretty much anyone in our offense shooting an open or good shot, and Delly doesn't force 3's so he can have the green light for all I care.

I only hopped on board the "let's all pile on how entertainingly stupid footwedge is" bandwagon.
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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 4:10pm
Laley23;1727363 wrote:I dont think anyone is arguing he had a better Reg. Season than what was expected...



However, we disagree with THESE. It just isnt accurate.
Fine.. if you don't think Delly has performed well in the playoffs, then that's your opinion. You are right, we disagree. The fans disagree with you too, if the standing o Delly got when he left the court last night is any barometer.

The guy was horse shit for a year and a half, and has turned it around. Kudos to him..
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Al Bundy
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May 7, 2015 4:11pm
Footwedge;1727362 wrote:Al Bung hole checking in I see. Like Joe Banner said, the NFL would be ruined if they allowed my brilliant idea to transpire. The D League bigs would dominate the Joe Hadens of the world. The NFL understands that. Too bad that you don't.
The D League bigs would never get off the line of scrimmage against a good bump and run corner.
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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 4:17pm
lhslep134;1727364 wrote:Lol I can guarantee FW will not find a single post where I said Delly should not be shooting 3's. I'm okay with pretty much anyone in our offense shooting an open or good shot, and Delly doesn't force 3's so he can have the green light for all I care.

I only hopped on board the "let's all pile on how entertainingly stupid footwedge is" bandwagon.
Love your new tag line, Shemp. You spend a lot of time obsessing with me don't you? Shouldn't you be spending your time studying the ramifications of corporate veil liability reductions over the past 2 decades? LOL. So... I lettered in 3 sports at a quad A sports powerhouse. Did you play trombone or sax?
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May 7, 2015 4:17pm
Footwedge;1727368 wrote:Fine.. if you don't think Delly has performed well in the playoffs, then that's your opinion. You are right, we disagree. The fans disagree with you too, if the standing o Delly got when he left the court last night is any barometer.

The guy was horse shit for a year and a half, and has turned it around. Kudos to him..
He has played fine. Its not like I watch him and expect a turnover. I expect him to get the team into the offense, make the smart pass, and take the open 3. I expect him to get beat on defense most of the time, but play his ass off and get some hustle boards and be a pest. He has done all of that. But, lights out is just ridiculous. He hasnt shot well and has gotten like 3 assists in the playoffs...prior to last night. But, whatever, your opinion.
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Al Bundy
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May 7, 2015 4:19pm
Footwedge;1727371 wrote:I lettered in 3 sports at a quad A sports powerhouse.
Al Bundy is the only one who gets to brag about high school accomplishments.
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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 4:20pm
Al Bundy;1727369 wrote:The D League bigs would never get off the line of scrimmage against a good bump and run corner.
You're full of it Bunghole. Yeah, like Joe Hadin could keep a 290 pounder from going down the field. You can't possibly believe that. Or maybe you do. Some people beelive Santa Claus flies sleds.
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Rotinaj
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May 7, 2015 4:23pm
290 pounds? Is the D league you are talking about the Dunkin Donuts league???
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Al Bundy
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May 7, 2015 4:26pm
Footwedge;1727376 wrote:You're full of it Bunghole. Yeah, like Joe Hadin could keep a 290 pounder from going down the field. You can't possibly believe that. Or maybe you do. Some people beelive Santa Claus flies sleds.
I'll take Joe Haden and Tashaun Gipson, and you can have Johnny Manziel throwing to Shawn Bradley. I like my chances.
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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 4:28pm
Laley23;1727373 wrote:He has played fine. Its not like I watch him and expect a turnover. I expect him to get the team into the offense, make the smart pass, and take the open 3. I expect him to get beat on defense most of the time, but play his ass off and get some hustle boards and be a pest. He has done all of that. But, lights out is just ridiculous. He hasnt shot well and has gotten like 3 assists in the playoffs...prior to last night. But, whatever, your opinion.
Yes indeed he as played lights out..for a bench role player. The standing ovation that he received last night was well deserved. And that ovation was in response to his play during the entire playoff stretch.
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May 7, 2015 4:28pm
Sorry to see this happen to your thread Cleveland fans. It was a decent one until today.
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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 4:30pm
Rotinaj;1727378 wrote:290 pounds? Is the D league you are talking about the Dunkin Donuts league???
6-11, 290 is just about rght, Jnitor. But don't worry Joe Haden will keep them from going down the field. Just ask Bunghole.
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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 4:33pm
Al Bundy;1727369 wrote:The D League bigs would never get off the line of scrimmage against a good bump and run corner.
This...is hilarious!!
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May 7, 2015 4:37pm
Footwedge;1727380 wrote:Yes indeed he as played lights out..for a bench role player. The standing ovation that he received last night was well deserved. And that ovation was in response to his play during the entire playoff stretch.
Pretty sure it was in response to his 9 assists. His playoff run prior to that was nothing spectacular. Numbers wise, it was probably below what his reg season was. Anyone wanna crunch the numbers and exclude last nights game vs reg season?
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lhslep134
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May 7, 2015 4:41pm
Automatik;1727381 wrote:Sorry to see this happen to your thread Cleveland fans. It was a decent one until today.
Au contraire, footwedge's stupidity is an entertaining as any actual discussion. So it's a wash
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Al Bundy
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May 7, 2015 4:42pm
Footwedge;1727382 wrote:6-11, 290 is just about rght, Jnitor. But don't worry Joe Haden will keep them from going down the field. Just ask Bunghole.
Big, slow guys at receiver sounds like a brilliant idea.
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lhslep134
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May 7, 2015 4:43pm
Rotinaj;1727378 wrote:290 pounds? Is the D league you are talking about the Dunkin Donuts league???
It must be, there are only 2 players in the D League above 290. http://basketball.realgm.com/dleague/players

Footwedge's unintentional comedy coming through again.
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Big_Mirg_ZHS
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May 7, 2015 5:39pm
At no point in your ramblings have you made a valid point FW.
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like_that
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May 7, 2015 6:32pm
Can we move on from the dumb fuck fest?

Anyway, is there a reason why Thib has not played Mirotic that much? I wonder if he is still hurt. I hope he keeps that up. Cavs need to keep forcing the bulls to take contested jumpers, and remain physical with Gasol. If they lose after doing that, then it just wasn't their game/series. It still is remarkable how Rose makes those garbage jump and lean forward three pointers.
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May 7, 2015 6:36pm
Thats part of the reason I don't want Noah suspended, less Mirotic.
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Footwedge
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May 7, 2015 6:55pm
Big_Mirg_ZHS;1727409 wrote:At no point in your ramblings have you made a valid point FW.
No valid point? Based on what? The point is very clear.