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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

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Sep 20, 2014 1:47 AM
You see a hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot chick. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
--That's Advertising.



You see a hot chick at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a hot chick. You get up and straighten your shirt. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to move a lock of hair out of her eyes brushing your arm lightly against her breast, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a hot chick. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.



You're at a party and see a hot chick. You talk her into going home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.



You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot chicks in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.
Sep 20, 2014 1:47am
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gut

Senior Member

15,058 posts
Sep 20, 2014 3:24 AM
That's pretty accurate. Was not entertained.
Sep 20, 2014 3:24am
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Sep 20, 2014 6:04 AM
You get in your car to drive to a party, stop at a red light, hot naked chick jump into you car and say let's do it all night. That called a ... blue bird


you're driving to a party, but then you think to yourself, this party going to suck, so you drive to a small local bar. Order a beer and a hot chick in cowboy boots walks up and say.. I have what he's having, and rubs your dick ... That's call following your instincts
Sep 20, 2014 6:04am
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Sep 20, 2014 7:18 AM
You see a hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I have no value in life."
That's marketing.
Sep 20, 2014 7:18am
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sportchampps

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7,361 posts
Sep 20, 2014 10:18 AM
You see a hot girl at a party. When you take her home you realize she had on three bras all night.

--That's false advertising

You see a hot girl at a party. She come over and begins flirting with you then introduces you to her ugly friend.

-- that's bait and switch
Sep 20, 2014 10:18am
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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5,264 posts
Sep 20, 2014 10:46 AM
I was entertained.
Sep 20, 2014 10:46am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Sep 20, 2014 9:29 PM
gut;1655698 wrote:That's pretty accurate. Was not entertained.
Sometimes, trying to please people is as fruitful as ...

Sep 20, 2014 9:29pm