Help Me Name the New Goodyear Blimp

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Fab4Runner
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Mar 18, 2014 1:22pm
So I can win the grand prize blimp ride. #selfish



In all seriousness, it has always been a goal of mine to take a ride in the blimp. My old house is about three miles from their Wingfoot Lake hangar, so he used to fly over our house on a regular basis. I have no idea why, but I developed a childlike fascination with the blimp, so I must win this contest.

Here is the judging criteria:

Name acknowledges Goodyear's ongoing track record of delivering superior performance and innovation (40%)Name reflects the storied history and tradition of the Goodyear Airship (20%)
Name resonates with the Goodyear airships' long history of public service and community engagement (20%)
Name reflects the grace and majesty of lighter-than-air flight (20%)

The current blimps are named Spirit of America, Spirit of Innovation and Spirit of Goodyear. The new one doesn't have to follow in the Spirit footsteps as far as I know.

I actually have no names in mind whatsoever. I just want to use other people's imaginations and creativity to win. If you don't want to help, that's okay. I suspect that the majority of the posts will be making fun of my blimp obsession. That's okay, too.

Here are all of the rules.

http://www.goodyear.com/en-US/company/blimp
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 18, 2014 1:31pm
FUCK
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 18, 2014 1:31pm
CUNTSTORM
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 18, 2014 1:32pm
BANGBUS
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 18, 2014 1:32pm
Out of ideas for now, will come up with more a little later.
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Rotinaj
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Mar 18, 2014 1:35pm
Fuckstormbus.
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4cards
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Mar 18, 2014 1:36pm
...trust me fab, NOBODY would make fun of your two blimps!

Suggestion: The Majestic

If you win, can I ride along as well?
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gorocks99
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Mar 18, 2014 1:39pm
Spirit of Douche Canoe
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fish82
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Mar 18, 2014 1:39pm
Todd.
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 18, 2014 1:41pm
isadore
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Fab4Runner
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Mar 18, 2014 1:42pm
You guys are super creative!
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vball10set
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Mar 18, 2014 1:45pm
Tearnan.
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Devils Advocate
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Mar 18, 2014 1:47pm
The Flying Phallus.
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Heretic
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Mar 18, 2014 1:48pm
Hindenberg Jr.
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gorocks99
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Mar 18, 2014 1:53pm
Oh the Huge Manatee
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 18, 2014 1:54pm
Good Year Blimp 2
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gorocks99
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Mar 18, 2014 1:54pm
Flight 370
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 18, 2014 1:55pm
Bad Year Blimp
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 18, 2014 1:55pm
Travis
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SnotBubbles
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Mar 18, 2014 1:57pm
I'll second BANGBUS.
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 18, 2014 2:03pm
BO-Bobb
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 18, 2014 2:03pm
Gwendolyn Curtis
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TedSheckler
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Mar 18, 2014 2:10pm
Firestone One
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Mohican00
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Mar 18, 2014 2:20pm
Moms Dildo
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sportchampps
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Mar 18, 2014 2:23pm
Brother in Law is pretty high up at Goodyear. He took me on the blimp about 2 years ago. I have to say its a pretty awesome experience.

I would go with:

Spirit of Destiny
Spirit of Prospective
Rising Spirit

My favorite though is Spirit of Achillies