Cereal

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Terry_Tate
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Feb 28, 2014 11:42am
I'm pretty sure that Deadspin cereal list is the worst possible rankings anyone could ever make for cereal.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
All Berries Cap'n Crunch

All top 10 cereals at worst.
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WebFire
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Feb 28, 2014 11:45am
Terry_Tate;1585634 wrote: Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
That's a good one too.
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Sonofanump
Feb 28, 2014 11:51am
Surprised the love for CTC.
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Sonofanump
Feb 28, 2014 11:52am
Terry_Tate;1585634 wrote:I'm pretty sure that Deadspin cereal list is the worst possible rankings anyone could ever make for cereal.
Most of the comments section and his fellow co-workers agree.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Feb 28, 2014 12:01pm
Think it is Kashi.....worst ever cereal.
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MontyBrunswick
Feb 28, 2014 12:11pm
Sonofanump;1585639 wrote:Surprised the love for CTC.
Why? It's like 90% sugar
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Sonofanump
Feb 28, 2014 12:14pm
dlazz;1585652 wrote:Why? It's like 90% sugar
I think it tastes too over the top, like too much.
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MontyBrunswick
Feb 28, 2014 12:15pm
Sonofanump;1585655 wrote:I think it tastes too over the top, like too much.
I feel that way about Waffle Crisp
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mtp2013
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Feb 28, 2014 12:22pm
Nails
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Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Feb 28, 2014 12:34pm
Sonofanump;1585640 wrote:Most of the comments section and his fellow co-workers agree.
Just read the comments section and lol'd.

My favorite:
Lists, Ranked:

1: Schindler's

2: Top Ten

3: To Do

4: Craig's

...

895: Angie's

896: This List

897: Your Cereal List
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Feb 28, 2014 12:40pm
Are these amateurs?

1) Reese's peanut butter cup cereal - more sugar than South America could possibly create
2) Oreo's
3) S'mores Crunch
4) If it is good enough for Jesus, then the magi that bring gifts of gold, myrrh and Frankenberry, then Frankenberry is alright with me.

If I'm eating breakfast cereal, I go all out with the sugar.
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 28, 2014 12:43pm
LOL:
This is a mother fucking troll job of the highest order. Why not put Jagged Metal Krusty-Os on the list? Or maybe one of those bagged Malt-O-Meal knockoffs? Or Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs? Ranking Grape Nuts 18 spots above Cinnamon Toast Crunch invalidates your list. Ranking Grape Nuts even one spot above a cereal with any flavor means you must prefer eating Broken Glass laced with AIDs in Herpes Milk, all purchased from the organic section of Whole Foods.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Feb 28, 2014 12:46pm
And a shout-out to Fruity Pebbles....I saw a guy down an entire box. He didn't sleep for 3 days.

The Cap'n'Crunch brands are also credited.
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superman
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Feb 28, 2014 1:08pm
Peanut butter toast crunch
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Classyposter58
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Feb 28, 2014 2:09pm
WebFire;1585476 wrote:1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
2.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
4.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
5.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Yeah almost a non debate
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MontyBrunswick
Feb 28, 2014 2:30pm
Manhattan Buckeye;1585673 wrote:And a shout-out to Fruity Pebbles....I saw a guy down an entire box. He didn't sleep for 3 days.
Fruity Pebbles are terrible
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sleeper
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Feb 28, 2014 2:41pm
If you are over the age of 12 and still eat cereal, please don't vote.
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MontyBrunswick
Feb 28, 2014 2:50pm
sleeper;1585736 wrote:If you are over the age of 12 and still eat cereal, please don't vote.
What about Grape Nuts?
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hang_loose
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Mar 1, 2014 4:21am
Mohican00;1585513 wrote:yeah. Being old sucks
MohicanOO, blind-sided me on that one..... just finished wiping coffee off the screen:RpS_w00t:: thumbup:!

(post # 15).
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BRF
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Mar 1, 2014 12:52pm
I will also go with Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
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hang_loose
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Mar 2, 2014 4:22am
Manhattan Buckeye;1585669 wrote:Are these amateurs?

1) Reese's peanut butter cup cereal - more sugar than South America could possibly create
2) Oreo's
3) S'mores Crunch
4) If it is good enough for Jesus, then the magi that bring gifts of gold, myrrh and Frankenberry, then Frankenberry is alright with me.

If I'm eating breakfast cereal, I go all out with the sugar.
You can never go wrong with Oreo's and milk....:RpS_drool:: thumbup:!
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GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Mar 2, 2014 9:17am
Love CTC and honey bunches of oats. I used to like FTC, too. I'm also a pretty big supporter of Rice Krispies with some fruit mixed in.